Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 7 hours ago
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 4 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
Ruff loving in a tuff neighbourhood
Baby I get so happy when you buy me things
Just chill and don't take that pill
It's too risky I get frisky like a puppy when you buy me drinks
And I can tell you're having problems
With the family all the time
And I can't help you but I'll tell you
All about the world of crime
There's nothing more beautiful than organized crime
And there's nothing more pathetic than the blind leading the blind
Open your heart, let your love flow freely
Turn on my girlfriend, turn off the TV
Ruff loving in a tuff, tuff neighbourhood
Hold your horses, get a grip from the get-go
Enough love to fill up a swimming pool
I'd freestyle but I'm better at the breaststroke
And I can't swim to save my life
Supposing we were stuck at sea
But I would pull you underwater
So you'd die along with me
There's nothing more beautiful than organized crime
And there's nothing more pathetic than the blind leading the blind
Open your heart, let your love flow freely
Turn on my girlfriend, turn off the TV
Life is full of simple joys like
Winning at Monopoly or pissing on a lemon tree
So many people yet so little love in the world
And when the population is bad
Believe me
I want you to need me
I want to touch your body so much
I love you girl, that's the absolute truth
Like the Wu-Tang Clan to the young black youth
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 4 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
Ruff loving in a tuff neighbourhood
Baby I get so happy when you buy me things
Just chill and don't take that pill
It's too risky I get frisky like a puppy when you buy me drinks
And I can tell you're having problems
With the family all the time
And I can't help you but I'll tell you
All about the world of crime
There's nothing more beautiful than organized crime
And there's nothing more pathetic than the blind leading the blind
Open your heart, let your love flow freely
Turn on my girlfriend, turn off the TV
Ruff loving in a tuff, tuff neighbourhood
Hold your horses, get a grip from the get-go
Enough love to fill up a swimming pool
I'd freestyle but I'm better at the breaststroke
And I can't swim to save my life
Supposing we were stuck at sea
But I would pull you underwater
So you'd die along with me
There's nothing more beautiful than organized crime
And there's nothing more pathetic than the blind leading the blind
Open your heart, let your love flow freely
Turn on my girlfriend, turn off the TV
Life is full of simple joys like
Winning at Monopoly or pissing on a lemon tree
So many people yet so little love in the world
And when the population is bad
Believe me
I want you to need me
I want to touch your body so much
I love you girl, that's the absolute truth
Like the Wu-Tang Clan to the young black youth
