Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 12 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
This is the song that you sing
When you're waiting for someone
Hopefully the person that you're waiting for
Will be there really soon
But I wouldn't wanna wait for anybody
Other than you
This is the hymn that you hum
When you're feeling funny
Hopefully the feeling that you're feeling
Will eventually fade
But the other times the feeling has stayed
Yea-a-ah
This is the dance that you do
When you're making money
Hopefully the money that you're making
Will make you a millionaire
I wouldn't marry a millionaire
Unless a millionaire cared for me
This is the scene that you sing
When you're sleeping soundly
Don't make a sound though
The soothing slumber will cease
You won't be at ease or at peace
Yea-a-ah
EVERY DAY, WE'RE TIRED AND ASLEEP!
WHEN WE'RE AWAKE, WE CHOKE ON THE COLD HEART-ACHE OF A LOVED ONE'S LOSS!!
WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN FUCKING TRACHEOTOMY!!!!
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 12 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
This is the song that you sing
When you're waiting for someone
Hopefully the person that you're waiting for
Will be there really soon
But I wouldn't wanna wait for anybody
Other than you
This is the hymn that you hum
When you're feeling funny
Hopefully the feeling that you're feeling
Will eventually fade
But the other times the feeling has stayed
Yea-a-ah
This is the dance that you do
When you're making money
Hopefully the money that you're making
Will make you a millionaire
I wouldn't marry a millionaire
Unless a millionaire cared for me
This is the scene that you sing
When you're sleeping soundly
Don't make a sound though
The soothing slumber will cease
You won't be at ease or at peace
Yea-a-ah
EVERY DAY, WE'RE TIRED AND ASLEEP!
WHEN WE'RE AWAKE, WE CHOKE ON THE COLD HEART-ACHE OF A LOVED ONE'S LOSS!!
WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN FUCKING TRACHEOTOMY!!!!
