Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
angled brackets aren't allowed apparently?? using heart unicodes instead I guess. but pretend they're the common emoticon hearts with the angled bracket and the 3 because that's what this song is actually titled lmao
Track 18 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
V-a-n-u-h-t-double-e, go!
Oh my god, I love Livejournal and my Livejournal loves me!
Current mood is hyperactive, Current music: Prefuse 73
I love the colour scheme, it's pink and purple, it looks dreamy
I love all the posts I make and the million comments that they rake
I love the internet and I love the world!
Oh my god, I love my friends, they'll make me so happy when I'm feeling down
Oh my god, I love my friends list, makes me wanna smile when I think I wanna drown
Kaytothe_eighty, squelch84, discobunny and way, way more
Like _generica, loudmouthtart and dreambabydream and nicotineheart
I love them all cause they read my posts and they drink hot tea and they eat burnt toast
My friends list is the best thing in the world!
Oh my god, I love my Friendster, it's so easy to find cute girls
Once I thought I was a loner, now I know a million people 'round the world
I clicked on Minx and say "So you like S&M, well you can whip me all day
And the scrubs and the doctor, Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
You can now decline or you can get on a train"
My Friendster is the best thing since forever!
Oh my god, I love Livejournal, Current MP3: Hrvatski!
Current mood is set to giddy, Current music: Heavenly
And when I get anonymous blamers, I just remember that they're lame meth gamers
I love my Livejournal, it's so cool!
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
angled brackets aren't allowed apparently?? using heart unicodes instead I guess. but pretend they're the common emoticon hearts with the angled bracket and the 3 because that's what this song is actually titled lmao
Track 18 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
V-a-n-u-h-t-double-e, go!
Oh my god, I love Livejournal and my Livejournal loves me!
Current mood is hyperactive, Current music: Prefuse 73
I love the colour scheme, it's pink and purple, it looks dreamy
I love all the posts I make and the million comments that they rake
I love the internet and I love the world!
Oh my god, I love my friends, they'll make me so happy when I'm feeling down
Oh my god, I love my friends list, makes me wanna smile when I think I wanna drown
Kaytothe_eighty, squelch84, discobunny and way, way more
Like _generica, loudmouthtart and dreambabydream and nicotineheart
I love them all cause they read my posts and they drink hot tea and they eat burnt toast
My friends list is the best thing in the world!
Oh my god, I love my Friendster, it's so easy to find cute girls
Once I thought I was a loner, now I know a million people 'round the world
I clicked on Minx and say "So you like S&M, well you can whip me all day
And the scrubs and the doctor, Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
You can now decline or you can get on a train"
My Friendster is the best thing since forever!
Oh my god, I love Livejournal, Current MP3: Hrvatski!
Current mood is set to giddy, Current music: Heavenly
And when I get anonymous blamers, I just remember that they're lame meth gamers
I love my Livejournal, it's so cool!
