Uploaded May 2022 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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Having just received my 2022 Refresh Model S Plaid (with motorized screen tilt feature!), I'm already thinking of ways to unleash some classic American humor on an unsuspecting public through Sentry Mode on my iPhone app. Let's be real. What normal person's day wouldn't be brightened immeasurably upon hearing "Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!" through the disembodied, robotic voice of an empty car?
Just doing my small part to make the world a happier place!

Find my writer's web page here:
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And find my books here:

The Trouble with Lemons:
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Eye of the Beholder:
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No Effect:
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Flyers:
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