Uploaded October 2011 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
A hilariously terrible cover version of Will Smith's Black Suits Comin'. I reckon he learned the lyrics on a radio that ran out of batteries. Features such misheard/sang lyrics as:
Original:
Mind your manners or the Black Suits running in
This:
Mind your mast or the black streets runnin' in
and such mangled English as:
They say I'm a mess, trust me if somebody rip
Hotter than death your imagination to be is Will Smith
From the Hallowe'en Party Vol 2 album. No, I don't know why either. The Starlite singers are also called The Countdown Singers and The Starlite Orchestra, they're all equally terrible.
A hilariously terrible cover version of Will Smith's Black Suits Comin'. I reckon he learned the lyrics on a radio that ran out of batteries. Features such misheard/sang lyrics as:
Original:
Mind your manners or the Black Suits running in
This:
Mind your mast or the black streets runnin' in
and such mangled English as:
They say I'm a mess, trust me if somebody rip
Hotter than death your imagination to be is Will Smith
From the Hallowe'en Party Vol 2 album. No, I don't know why either. The Starlite singers are also called The Countdown Singers and The Starlite Orchestra, they're all equally terrible.
![Digital Underground - Used 2B A Sperm [Explicit]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HUgBck6NHNQ/mqdefault.jpg "Digital Underground - Used 2B A Sperm [Explicit]
Shock G tells us a tale of how he survived the testes tournament fight for life. Taken from The Greenlight EP released May 2010 http://www.discogs.com/Digital-Underground-The-Greenlight-EP/release/2341072
Lyrics:
Chorus (x4):
I used to be a sperm
Was it fun? Nah, it was Hurry up, run!
Verse 1:
Many years ago I was a sperm in a ball
In a really great nation, 100 million strong
And everybodys waiting for the big day
When they open up the main gate and let us go play
It only happens once in a lifetime
A chance to go to heaven and in ball land heaven means the egg
Then out of a hundred million of us only one gets to dip in
Can you imagine the competition?
An all out bloody war to the finish line
My man Al, he was swimming in a squiggly line
Im like Hey cap, why you zigzagging like that?
He said, I was raised Baptist and this is what we practice
Im trying to go to heaven, look at page 77
It says the zig zag line is divine
Im like, Aii chill, whatevers clever. Me, I got a different plan
Im swimming in a straight line fast as I can, peace
After that I see my girl Reese, fine as f*ck
But she was swimming in a circle like she stuck
Im like, Reese, what up with it, why you not running?
She said that Im a Christian, and running is a sin
I said, What about the egg, baby? What about survival?
She said, You better slow it down Greg, have you read the Bible?
Yeah, and the Quran and the Colour Purple
But I strongly suggest swim straight, not a circle
She said that Im a heathen and Im having too much fun
But I left her standing there cos I gotta keep running
Chorus x2
Verse 2:
Then, I run into this brother named Penn
Said suicide and holy wars is how you get in
Reminded me of Al a little bit except without the perm
I got away from Penn he was killing other sperms
Germs! I noticed on my left but I kept racing
They had a flag said Gonorrhea Nation
Expressions on their face was ugly, plus they smell bad
I was glad when I see my man Brad
Im like Brad, what up with it, why you not running?
I just become a Mormon wont be doing any running anymore
Oh no, another bro bites the dust
He said, Have you met Jesus yet?
I said, I gotta go, Im in a rush
You wont find the egg like that
Originally it was a curse if youre black, ooooh
I should have slapped that cat, dropped that cat
But I aint got time to stop like that
How could he be so lost like that?
Back to the race, I get to the main gate first
But I pause cos I read about the nations that was lost
To a titty or an ass f*ck, imagine it
Joke was on them, they were swimming around in shit
Another 100 million of us was dead when they found em
Died from the spermicide up inside a condom
Cats is on my heels, I gotta think fast, I guess it looks safe
Left the shaft on my world, went out in pink space
And there it was, as beatiful as all God
The mighty egg, woo! Glad I wasnt no blowjob
Chorus x3")
