Uploaded December 2014 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago
The team that brought you SuperMario Compact Disco, & The World Warrior's Street Fighter II (the rap album) comes a song about the game of love. Features samples of Loose Ends' Slow Down; Earth Wind & Fire's 'Reason' & Tracy Chapman's She's Got Her Ticket.
Well I was loafing on the corner, shooting the breeze
Hanging with the brothers but dying to get skeeze
Well that's when I seen her, a B-Boy's dream
Cold stopping traffic but only sixteen
Amazon earrings, blonde streaks in her hair
Child bearing hips to her LA Gear
So quick as a dove I flew from above
And said stop, in the name of love
She just curled her eye, like she was annoyed
And said look, go away little boy
And said if you had any ambition you'd be driving a car
She had a ??? wishing on a star
So I told her, yo, my name's Einstein
She said Oh I hear your records all of the time
Now damn I felt good so I gave her my speech
I said girl I think you're sweeter than Melba peach
And could I take you to the movies or to the beach
Or for lunch or something some time this week
She said to my next show she would like me to bring her
She's at college now but wants to be a singer
So I styled it out, put my foot on the stone
And said look, I wonder if I take you home
We don't have to take our clothes off to be friends
And that's when she came out singing like Loose Ends
* Loose Ends - Slow down (Chorus) *
Oh girl, slow down girl, cos I can't take the take the heat
Slow down, ooh slow down baby
Now the ladies of the 80's are any man's match
And if you treat her like a ho se'll treat you like a sack
So as good as you give, as good as you get
You don't believe me? Yo, we can place a bet
Cos girls wanna have fun, yo you know that's true
Until you have to ask yourself who's zooming who
So I thought chill, relax and let her chat
So I could find out where her head's really at
She said, um my ambition is to see the world
And like the SOS band I'm a weekend girl
I try anything once, I may be over
But no I ain't much, ain't casanova and
In my books is where my time is spent
So ain't nothing going on but the rent
I'm a vegetarian who loves Soul 2 Soul
And Self Destruction my favourite rap video
I love Reggae, Jazz and Acid House
Ey-yo that's where we're going if you take me out
So I said OK, we'll arrange a date
But for now let me show you my collection of ???
When she got to my flat she sat on my lap
And gave me hickies to my neck and caressed my back
And yo, Cupid drew his bow, from above
And like Luther's The Night I fell in love
I was stunned, my heart filled up with desire
As I remembered the words of Earth Wind & Fire
"Girl, I'm craving your body is it real
Temperatures rising I don't want to feel
I'm in the wrong place to be real"
Now a quarter to eight was the time of the date
She was an hour late and since I hate to wait
Yo I picked up the phone, called her at home
Her mother said look, I'm sorry Jerome
I thought Jerome? She said Carol is not around
She'll be back in half an hour so I put the phone down
Carol picked up the phone at half past nine
She said What Up, I said yo, it's Einstein
And I've heard some guy is competing my time
She said where'd you hear that, I said through the grapevine
She said well let me tell you, we're only friends
Plus I never promised you a rose garden
So to those rumours? Yo, they ain't no thing
Plus I told you boy, yo your love is king
I thought I'd played myself, cos look she ain't no skeezer
I thought how's about I come round for some Saturday Night Fever
When I got to her room yo I started to stare
Cos the place was just filled up with souvenirs
We're talking trophies like James Brown's cape
Michael Jackson's glove a picture of Bubbles the ape
Boy George's dress and Cool J's Kangol's
Elizabeth Taylor's wedding rings all in a row
Tina Turner's wig sat on a football
Eric B's gold disc was upon the wall
Above Run DMC's old Adidas trainers
I thought damn she got a thing about entertainers
So I told her yo, this ain't no way to live
She looked at me and said it's my prerogative
Around 7am, I had to go
So I gave her a ticket and said call me tomorrow
She's got her ticket I think she's gonna use it
I think she going to fly my way
Now later that Sunday while strolling alone
Well it happened like to Oran 'Juice' Jones
Cos I seem them, my heart filled with pain
They were holding hands walking in the rain
But yo, I'm no nut girl, I won't cry
All I'll do is just walk on by
Cos I remember what my father said
He said don't let it go to your head
Cos what goes around, comes around
So don't let love get you down
And if your girlfriend leaves you for a guy with a car
Don't worry, just hope it's far
Cos yo joys and pain there ain't nothing new
Memories don't leave like people do
But remember love is a splendered thing
And not no puppet on a string
So when she did me, that ragga rub-a-dub
And I put it down like Greases Summer Lovin
And so, bear in mind when you reach the stars above
That money can't buy you love
Yo check this
The team that brought you SuperMario Compact Disco, & The World Warrior's Street Fighter II (the rap album) comes a song about the game of love. Features samples of Loose Ends' Slow Down; Earth Wind & Fire's 'Reason' & Tracy Chapman's She's Got Her Ticket.
Well I was loafing on the corner, shooting the breeze
Hanging with the brothers but dying to get skeeze
Well that's when I seen her, a B-Boy's dream
Cold stopping traffic but only sixteen
Amazon earrings, blonde streaks in her hair
Child bearing hips to her LA Gear
So quick as a dove I flew from above
And said stop, in the name of love
She just curled her eye, like she was annoyed
And said look, go away little boy
And said if you had any ambition you'd be driving a car
She had a ??? wishing on a star
So I told her, yo, my name's Einstein
She said Oh I hear your records all of the time
Now damn I felt good so I gave her my speech
I said girl I think you're sweeter than Melba peach
And could I take you to the movies or to the beach
Or for lunch or something some time this week
She said to my next show she would like me to bring her
She's at college now but wants to be a singer
So I styled it out, put my foot on the stone
And said look, I wonder if I take you home
We don't have to take our clothes off to be friends
And that's when she came out singing like Loose Ends
* Loose Ends - Slow down (Chorus) *
Oh girl, slow down girl, cos I can't take the take the heat
Slow down, ooh slow down baby
Now the ladies of the 80's are any man's match
And if you treat her like a ho se'll treat you like a sack
So as good as you give, as good as you get
You don't believe me? Yo, we can place a bet
Cos girls wanna have fun, yo you know that's true
Until you have to ask yourself who's zooming who
So I thought chill, relax and let her chat
So I could find out where her head's really at
She said, um my ambition is to see the world
And like the SOS band I'm a weekend girl
I try anything once, I may be over
But no I ain't much, ain't casanova and
In my books is where my time is spent
So ain't nothing going on but the rent
I'm a vegetarian who loves Soul 2 Soul
And Self Destruction my favourite rap video
I love Reggae, Jazz and Acid House
Ey-yo that's where we're going if you take me out
So I said OK, we'll arrange a date
But for now let me show you my collection of ???
When she got to my flat she sat on my lap
And gave me hickies to my neck and caressed my back
And yo, Cupid drew his bow, from above
And like Luther's The Night I fell in love
I was stunned, my heart filled up with desire
As I remembered the words of Earth Wind & Fire
"Girl, I'm craving your body is it real
Temperatures rising I don't want to feel
I'm in the wrong place to be real"
Now a quarter to eight was the time of the date
She was an hour late and since I hate to wait
Yo I picked up the phone, called her at home
Her mother said look, I'm sorry Jerome
I thought Jerome? She said Carol is not around
She'll be back in half an hour so I put the phone down
Carol picked up the phone at half past nine
She said What Up, I said yo, it's Einstein
And I've heard some guy is competing my time
She said where'd you hear that, I said through the grapevine
She said well let me tell you, we're only friends
Plus I never promised you a rose garden
So to those rumours? Yo, they ain't no thing
Plus I told you boy, yo your love is king
I thought I'd played myself, cos look she ain't no skeezer
I thought how's about I come round for some Saturday Night Fever
When I got to her room yo I started to stare
Cos the place was just filled up with souvenirs
We're talking trophies like James Brown's cape
Michael Jackson's glove a picture of Bubbles the ape
Boy George's dress and Cool J's Kangol's
Elizabeth Taylor's wedding rings all in a row
Tina Turner's wig sat on a football
Eric B's gold disc was upon the wall
Above Run DMC's old Adidas trainers
I thought damn she got a thing about entertainers
So I told her yo, this ain't no way to live
She looked at me and said it's my prerogative
Around 7am, I had to go
So I gave her a ticket and said call me tomorrow
She's got her ticket I think she's gonna use it
I think she going to fly my way
Now later that Sunday while strolling alone
Well it happened like to Oran 'Juice' Jones
Cos I seem them, my heart filled with pain
They were holding hands walking in the rain
But yo, I'm no nut girl, I won't cry
All I'll do is just walk on by
Cos I remember what my father said
He said don't let it go to your head
Cos what goes around, comes around
So don't let love get you down
And if your girlfriend leaves you for a guy with a car
Don't worry, just hope it's far
Cos yo joys and pain there ain't nothing new
Memories don't leave like people do
But remember love is a splendered thing
And not no puppet on a string
So when she did me, that ragga rub-a-dub
And I put it down like Greases Summer Lovin
And so, bear in mind when you reach the stars above
That money can't buy you love
Yo check this
