Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Smashed

I told him he’d had too much to drink
And wouldn’t get very far
He discovered I was right when he
Got run over by a parked car

This Isn't Funny

You-know-who likes Greenland
The reason isn’t nice
It’s all because the island
Is covered by ICE

by Kevin Ahern
teeheetime.com