Uploaded February 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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One Liners

Comedians come from companies
Each day a batch is shipped
But manufacturers won’t let them out
Unless they’re fully quipped

Unfair

I thought your weasel-ly pet was rather
Cute and brown and small
I mis-identified it, though
That wasn’t ferret all

Verses by Kevin Ahern
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