Uploaded February 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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High Price Toupee

A local wig shop was burgled last night
And after getting over the shock
They went to work immediately
To replace every lock

Take Me To Your Litter

Schrodinger’s litter box
Has one function, to wit
You don’t know if it needs emptying
Till you open it

Verses by Kevin Ahern
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