Uploaded January 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
The best Derpy matchup of them all, fite me.
I've always loved the Derpy/Carrot Top friendship, and I've been feeling especially nostalgic for it lately. "I emptied your fridge" is an absolutely blessed tag that needs more content, so I wrote a song for it.
Thank you SO MUCH to Franshushu for the gorgeous art. I think it's gotta be my favorite so far. You should go buy a commission from her. You should go buy 10. Find her here:
derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-franshushu
deviantart.com/franshushu
And you can find the original artwork here:
derpibooru.org/images/3032657
mp3 available for download here:
https://u.smutty.horse/mljknzktxcg.mp3
I caught her breaking in the fridge again
It was half past four and the score
Was carrot cake and muffins
I had a padlock
She made a backdoor
With a hacksaw
Battleaxe and blowtorch
And in her backup plans
There was a saddlebag of C4
Derpy, Derpy Hooves and Carrot it
Never gets old
Perfect, perfect duo you could swear
We go together like Silver
And Gold
Best friends forever
And never, never, never
Find any ponies even half as beautiful together
My oh my and
I might not fly, but when I look in her eyes
I know we’re two birds of a feather
She flies this way
Her shining smile makes my day
Her happiness, immutable
Her heart is a song
And she might not know what went wrong
How can she be so beautiful?
I caught her breaking in the fridge again
It was just gone two and she knew
I had spinach puffs and dumplins
I had a laser grid
She had a laser saw
I reinforced the door
She employed a roboclaw
And where she got the
Plasma torch I’ll never know
Derpy, Derpy Hooves and Carrot it
Never gets old
Perfect, perfect duo you could swear
We go together like Silver
And Gold
Best friends forever
And never, never, never
Find any ponies even half as beautiful together
My oh my and
I might not fly, but when I look in her eyes
I know we’re two birds of a feather
Her heart is Golden as the Harvest fields of grain
A little Ditzy but I do believe she’s perfect all the same
She may be trouble, but she fills my soul with hope and bubbles
In fact I only have one wish:
Miss Derpy please stop ransacking the fridge
Derpy, Derpy Hooves and Carrot it
Never gets old
Perfect, perfect duo you could swear
We go together like Silver
And Gold
Best friends forever
And never, never, never
Find any ponies even half as beautiful together
My oh my and
I might not fly, but when I look in her eyes
I know we’re two birds of a feather
The best Derpy matchup of them all, fite me.
I've always loved the Derpy/Carrot Top friendship, and I've been feeling especially nostalgic for it lately. "I emptied your fridge" is an absolutely blessed tag that needs more content, so I wrote a song for it.
Thank you SO MUCH to Franshushu for the gorgeous art. I think it's gotta be my favorite so far. You should go buy a commission from her. You should go buy 10. Find her here:
derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-franshushu
deviantart.com/franshushu
And you can find the original artwork here:
derpibooru.org/images/3032657
mp3 available for download here:
https://u.smutty.horse/mljknzktxcg.mp3
I caught her breaking in the fridge again
It was half past four and the score
Was carrot cake and muffins
I had a padlock
She made a backdoor
With a hacksaw
Battleaxe and blowtorch
And in her backup plans
There was a saddlebag of C4
Derpy, Derpy Hooves and Carrot it
Never gets old
Perfect, perfect duo you could swear
We go together like Silver
And Gold
Best friends forever
And never, never, never
Find any ponies even half as beautiful together
My oh my and
I might not fly, but when I look in her eyes
I know we’re two birds of a feather
She flies this way
Her shining smile makes my day
Her happiness, immutable
Her heart is a song
And she might not know what went wrong
How can she be so beautiful?
I caught her breaking in the fridge again
It was just gone two and she knew
I had spinach puffs and dumplins
I had a laser grid
She had a laser saw
I reinforced the door
She employed a roboclaw
And where she got the
Plasma torch I’ll never know
Derpy, Derpy Hooves and Carrot it
Never gets old
Perfect, perfect duo you could swear
We go together like Silver
And Gold
Best friends forever
And never, never, never
Find any ponies even half as beautiful together
My oh my and
I might not fly, but when I look in her eyes
I know we’re two birds of a feather
Her heart is Golden as the Harvest fields of grain
A little Ditzy but I do believe she’s perfect all the same
She may be trouble, but she fills my soul with hope and bubbles
In fact I only have one wish:
Miss Derpy please stop ransacking the fridge
Derpy, Derpy Hooves and Carrot it
Never gets old
Perfect, perfect duo you could swear
We go together like Silver
And Gold
Best friends forever
And never, never, never
Find any ponies even half as beautiful together
My oh my and
I might not fly, but when I look in her eyes
I know we’re two birds of a feather
