Uploaded June 2022 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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A duet between Clerical Task and Aster, OC's from the 2021 /mlp/ Secret Santa. Vocals by Hawkeye Heights and Noontime Breeze on lyrics from Chuckles.

I hung the mistletoe above my desk
I figured I would let Fate do the rest
But out of all the ponies I’ve kissed
I didn’t calculate the risk
I didn’t calculate that pretty florist walking through that door

-I heard that this event was so much fun
-They said that all the fruit cake was laced with rum
-But now I’m feeling rather dumb
-I didn’t think that I would know anyone
-I now I’m thinking I wonder should I turn and walk back through that door

-But now you’ve opened your mouth Miss Aster
-Disaster!
-And could you fumble your words any faster?
-Disaster!
-She’ll think you’re a creep, she’ll think you’re a perv,
-She’ll tell you to leave, stop staring at her
-And pick your jaw off the ground Miss Aster
Disaster!

Keep your eyes on task you’ve got a job to do
Don’t scare her away is that too much to ask
of you
She’ll think you’re a creep she’ll think you’re a perv
She probably don’t swing that way in the first place
It’s the worst case scenario

And will she notice the mistletoe this is un
Bearable
This is terrible
But now she’s talking to you Miss Clerical
It’s a miracle!
Just don’t make this awkward
You just need to talk words
Oh Luna this conversation turned
Not safe for work
Miss Clerical
It’s a miracle

-And do you-
And do you-
-Wanna do-
Yes I do,
-That little coffeshop
It’s just too good to be true

-And I see-
You and me-
-Up above-
Is it love?
-That mistletoe and I’ve just got to risk it

And I think I’ve just got to risk it.