Uploaded April 2009 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago
If you want me to voice act for you, first go there:
chadpain.voice123.com
If you want to contact me:
benioxoxox@hotmail.com
I am open for any projects, but remember I am a human and I am really poor, so any donations and working for even really little money would really help me.
PS. As soon as I get enough financial support from you guys, as soon I'll buy a professional microphone! I'd be very glad! :)
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Report 1
It all began as an ordinary day in September... an ordinary day in Spanish Village.
A village controlled by Osmund Saddler's cult is known as Los Illuminados.
No one dared to oppose them, and that lack of strength would ultimately lead to their destruction.
I suppose they had to suffer the consequences of their actions,
but their would be no forgiveness.
If only they had had the courage to fight!
Los Illuminados resurrected some sort of parasitic organism they call Las Plagas.
That's all my castellans knows for sure.
My family, castellans for generations, possess the ability to control Las Plagas.
My hypothesis is that a unique frequency of sonic wave sensed only by the parasites is used to control them.
The same principle used in dog whistles.
Its true that once the wheels of justice begin to turn
nothing can stop them, nothing.
It was Spanish Villages last chance, and my last chance. My last escape.
Report 2
Pleasant surprise!
But I'm afraid it's Ashley we need...
She was kidnapped by Jack Krauser while on her way home from
her university. Only a handful of people know about this kidnapping.
She was supposed to stay in the church, but due to American Agent's investigation...
we lost her...
Mister Kennedy, the one who's our spike in the eye.
He came to the Village and saved her.
Mendez tried to stop him, but... he failed...
Now my castelans are trying to get her back.
We set a trap near sewers, where Leon would have to encounter our Novistadors.
If the mission will succeed...
your plan, Lord Saddler...
would be what we need...
if I fail... only one who still will be able to stop him...
is Jack Krauser...
Report 3
I've got good news my Lord!
We've got Ashley back!
Now, the problem is still about the American Agent.
To be sure we'll get rid of him, we woke up Garrador, the executor.
Oh, and my Lord, you have to get me some money, I have to buy new dogs.
Leon just went to my Garden and killed my puppils! Unacceptable!
Pookie's dead! Now really, send me about a thousant of Pesetas, I'll need them.
I'll be waiting my Lord for you, with Ashley... be as soon as you can and take her.
If you won't hurry, it's possible that Executor will fail
and Mr. Kennedy will save her again.
We don't want it, do we?
Oh, by the way, how's mom today?
Ahh, beautifull!
Report 4
My Lord, when you came, why didn't you kill Leon?
I saw how you defeated Luis and retrieved sample, though.
Now, we lost Ashley again, beceause that American Agent saved her again.
WHat are you planning?
Now, he killed many castelans lots of them were Leaders.
I sent again some novistadors, those which can fly. I hope they will stop his investigation...
and get Ashley to our hands...
Report 5
Novistadors caught her as I planned.
Now, I sent her on your Island.
I hope you will enjoy the present...
Meanwhile, I sent my right hand to dispose of the intruder...
It seems he failed... too long time I'm letting that scum live...
he destroyed my statue, and he threw a knife at my left hand. Now, it's time to prepare...
for the ritual...
If you want me to voice act for you, first go there:
chadpain.voice123.com
If you want to contact me:
benioxoxox@hotmail.com
I am open for any projects, but remember I am a human and I am really poor, so any donations and working for even really little money would really help me.
PS. As soon as I get enough financial support from you guys, as soon I'll buy a professional microphone! I'd be very glad! :)
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Report 1
It all began as an ordinary day in September... an ordinary day in Spanish Village.
A village controlled by Osmund Saddler's cult is known as Los Illuminados.
No one dared to oppose them, and that lack of strength would ultimately lead to their destruction.
I suppose they had to suffer the consequences of their actions,
but their would be no forgiveness.
If only they had had the courage to fight!
Los Illuminados resurrected some sort of parasitic organism they call Las Plagas.
That's all my castellans knows for sure.
My family, castellans for generations, possess the ability to control Las Plagas.
My hypothesis is that a unique frequency of sonic wave sensed only by the parasites is used to control them.
The same principle used in dog whistles.
Its true that once the wheels of justice begin to turn
nothing can stop them, nothing.
It was Spanish Villages last chance, and my last chance. My last escape.
Report 2
Pleasant surprise!
But I'm afraid it's Ashley we need...
She was kidnapped by Jack Krauser while on her way home from
her university. Only a handful of people know about this kidnapping.
She was supposed to stay in the church, but due to American Agent's investigation...
we lost her...
Mister Kennedy, the one who's our spike in the eye.
He came to the Village and saved her.
Mendez tried to stop him, but... he failed...
Now my castelans are trying to get her back.
We set a trap near sewers, where Leon would have to encounter our Novistadors.
If the mission will succeed...
your plan, Lord Saddler...
would be what we need...
if I fail... only one who still will be able to stop him...
is Jack Krauser...
Report 3
I've got good news my Lord!
We've got Ashley back!
Now, the problem is still about the American Agent.
To be sure we'll get rid of him, we woke up Garrador, the executor.
Oh, and my Lord, you have to get me some money, I have to buy new dogs.
Leon just went to my Garden and killed my puppils! Unacceptable!
Pookie's dead! Now really, send me about a thousant of Pesetas, I'll need them.
I'll be waiting my Lord for you, with Ashley... be as soon as you can and take her.
If you won't hurry, it's possible that Executor will fail
and Mr. Kennedy will save her again.
We don't want it, do we?
Oh, by the way, how's mom today?
Ahh, beautifull!
Report 4
My Lord, when you came, why didn't you kill Leon?
I saw how you defeated Luis and retrieved sample, though.
Now, we lost Ashley again, beceause that American Agent saved her again.
WHat are you planning?
Now, he killed many castelans lots of them were Leaders.
I sent again some novistadors, those which can fly. I hope they will stop his investigation...
and get Ashley to our hands...
Report 5
Novistadors caught her as I planned.
Now, I sent her on your Island.
I hope you will enjoy the present...
Meanwhile, I sent my right hand to dispose of the intruder...
It seems he failed... too long time I'm letting that scum live...
he destroyed my statue, and he threw a knife at my left hand. Now, it's time to prepare...
for the ritual...






![Lordi Hard Rock Halleluyah vocal cover by Benioxoxox
My vocal cover of Lordis Hard Rock Halleluyah
Lyrics:
[Intro]
Hard rock, hallelujah!
Hard rock, hallelujah!
Hard rock, hallelujah!
Hard rock, hallelujah!
[Verse 1]
The saints are crippled on this sinners night
Lost are the lambs with no guiding light
The walls come down like thunder, the rocks about to roll
Its the arockalypse, now bare your soul
[Pre-Chorus]
All we need is lightning with power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising, give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe
[Chorus]
Rock n roll angels bring then hard rock, hallelujah
Demons and angels, all in one, have arrived
Rock n roll angels bring then hard rock, hallelujah
In Gods creation, supernatural high
[Verse 2]
The true believers, thou shall be saved
Brothers and sisters, keep strong in the faith
On the day of Rockoning its who dares, wins
You will see the jokers soonll be the new kings
[Pre-Chorus]
All we need is lightning with power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising, give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe
[Chorus]
Rock n roll angels bring then hard rock, hallelujah
Demons and angels, all in one, have arrived
Rock n roll angels bring then hard rock, hallelujah
In Gods creation, supernatural high
[Bridge]
Wings on my back, I got horns on my head
My fangs are sharp and my eyes are red
Not quite an angel or the one that fell
Now choose to join us or go straight to Hell
Hard rock, hallelujah!
Hard rock, hallelujah!
Hard rock, hallelujah!
Hard rock, yeah!
[Chorus]
Rock n roll angels bring then hard rock, hallelujah
Demons and angels, all in one, have arrived
Rock n roll angels bring then hard rock, hallelujah
In Gods creation, supernatural high
Rock n roll angels bring then hard rock, hallelujah
Rock n roll angels bring then hard rock, hallelujah
[Outro]
Hard rock, hallelujah!
Hard rock, hallelujah! Lordi Hard Rock Halleluyah vocal cover by Benioxoxox](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CYN-XPSTjvM/mqdefault.jpg)



![The Four Oxmen of The Apocalypse - Groceries 6.66
Lyrics:
[Intro]
Ah, hell⦠not again!
Mom will shred me when sheās back, my friend!
[Verse 1]
Before she left, she gave me her command,
Do the dishes, clean the place, make the groceries grand.
Get milk, bread, toilet rolls, maybe cheese tooā
Donāt mess it up, boy, Iām warning you!
[Pre-Chorus]
But I was stuck, deep in demon games,
Lost track of time in digital flames.
Now my pulse goes wild, I know Iām doomed,
The shopping list turned into a tomb!
[Chorus 1]
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
Mom! I knew I had chores but hell was busy!
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
[Verse 2]
At the checkout line the clerk looked grim,
Said, āWhat kinda picnic are you bringing in?ā
I shrugged and grinned with a demonās hiss,
āJust summoning Satan⦠canāt you mind your biz?ā
[Chorus 2]
Yeah! I got 5 candles and Ouija board!
Yeah! I got 5 candles and Ouija board!
Mom! I raised the dead ācause I was bored!
Yeah! I got 5 candles and Ouija board!
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
[Verse 3]
I burned the list, it burst in flame,
A thunderclap roared and the devils came.
They asked for snacks, I had none to give,
So I offered them eggsāhellās breakfast to live!
[Bridge]
The cashier stared as I bought the wrong stuff,
Said, āSon, this list looks pretty roughā¦ā
But when the fridge opens with a growl at night,
Iāll serve deviled eggs with a demonās bite!
[Outro]
With egg yolk I drew pentagram,
Frisbee spins like a cursed exam!
Beelzebub, tell me what to sayā
When Mom comes home at the end of the day!
[Chorus 3]
Yeah! I got Satan in my basement!
Yeah! I got Satan in my basement!
Mom, I dont care that Im grounded!
Yeah! I got Satan in my basement!
Yeah! I got Satan in my basement! The Four Oxmen of The Apocalypse - Groceries 6.66](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DpHe1xbwOIo/mqdefault.jpg)