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Rayman M Versus 1/2
Just so u know:
I love Razorbeard and his wife ^^
I hate Tily, Rayman, Globox and Tinses, but of all of them - TILY! But 2nd is Rayman...
I love playing as Hunchman/Henchman 800 Golden skin the most, next fave is H.man 800 with normal skin, 3rd Razorwife, 4th Razorbeard, 5th H.man 1000...
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Rayman M Versus 1/2
Just so u know:
I love Razorbeard and his wife ^^
I hate Tily, Rayman, Globox and Tinses, but of all of them - TILY! But 2nd is Rayman...
I love playing as Hunchman/Henchman 800 Golden skin the most, next fave is H.man 800 with normal skin, 3rd Razorwife, 4th Razorbeard, 5th H.man 1000...
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![The Four Oxmen of The Apocalypse - Groceries 6.66
Lyrics:
[Intro]
Ah, hell… not again!
Mom will shred me when she’s back, my friend!
[Verse 1]
Before she left, she gave me her command,
Do the dishes, clean the place, make the groceries grand.
Get milk, bread, toilet rolls, maybe cheese too—
Don’t mess it up, boy, I’m warning you!
[Pre-Chorus]
But I was stuck, deep in demon games,
Lost track of time in digital flames.
Now my pulse goes wild, I know I’m doomed,
The shopping list turned into a tomb!
[Chorus 1]
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
Mom! I knew I had chores but hell was busy!
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
[Verse 2]
At the checkout line the clerk looked grim,
Said, “What kinda picnic are you bringing in?”
I shrugged and grinned with a demon’s hiss,
“Just summoning Satan… can’t you mind your biz?”
[Chorus 2]
Yeah! I got 5 candles and Ouija board!
Yeah! I got 5 candles and Ouija board!
Mom! I raised the dead ‘cause I was bored!
Yeah! I got 5 candles and Ouija board!
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
[Verse 3]
I burned the list, it burst in flame,
A thunderclap roared and the devils came.
They asked for snacks, I had none to give,
So I offered them eggs—hell’s breakfast to live!
[Bridge]
The cashier stared as I bought the wrong stuff,
Said, “Son, this list looks pretty rough…”
But when the fridge opens with a growl at night,
I’ll serve deviled eggs with a demon’s bite!
[Outro]
With egg yolk I drew pentagram,
Frisbee spins like a cursed exam!
Beelzebub, tell me what to say—
When Mom comes home at the end of the day!
[Chorus 3]
Yeah! I got Satan in my basement!
Yeah! I got Satan in my basement!
Mom, I dont care that Im grounded!
Yeah! I got Satan in my basement!
Yeah! I got Satan in my basement! The Four Oxmen of The Apocalypse - Groceries 6.66](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DpHe1xbwOIo/mqdefault.jpg)





![The Four Oxmen of The Apocalypse - Tribute to me
Music, lyrics and vocals by Lu Sven-Oden Barteksson (me)
Lyrics:
[Intro]
Im still around…
No thanks to you.
Im still proud…
I made it through another day.
I’ve got myself to thank for it.
[Verse 1]
Day like every day — it drags forever,
Still something changed — will I fade out? Never.
Im more myself right now than ever,
But all I’ve ever been… is myself.
Don’t think I’ll ever change — I take the blame,
Time sets the stage — I stay the same!
[Chorus 1]
Time moves on but I’m still standing!
Past is gone but it still scares me!
Time takes kings and takes the damned!
Rich or poor — we end in the cemetery!
(I survived!)
[Verse 2]
Another day like every day — forever,
Still nothing changed — is my end never?
Im more myself right now than ever,
But all I’ve ever been… is myself.
Endless loop, eternal change — I take the blame,
Time sets the stage...
[Chorus 2]
You moved on — but I’m still standing!
Past is gone but it still scars me!
Time takes kings and takes the damned!
Rich or poor — we end in the cemetery!
[Breakdown]
Im still alive — no thanks to you! (you! you!)
I’m the reason I pulled through!
The best of me — yeah, tribute to me!
I’m grateful that I —
I chose to STAY!
[Whisper / Build]
(I’m here to…) (Im here...) (Im here to!)
[Chorus 3]
Live another day — same story, same fight!
I’m not alone — got myself by my side!
Carry me forward — no you, no worry!
Rich or poor — we end in the cemetery!
[Outro]
(one day…)
We’ll all meet at the cemetery…
(one day…)
We’ll all meet at the cemetery… The Four Oxmen of The Apocalypse - Tribute to me](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FDn4nTExxeo/mqdefault.jpg)



