Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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Lyrics:

[Intro]
Ah, hell… not again!
Mom will shred me when she’s back, my friend!

[Verse 1]
Before she left, she gave me her command,
"Do the dishes, clean the place, make the groceries grand.
Get milk, bread, toilet rolls, maybe cheese too—
Don’t mess it up, boy, I’m warning you!"

[Pre-Chorus]
But I was stuck, deep in demon games,
Lost track of time in digital flames.
Now my pulse goes wild, I know I’m doomed,
The shopping list turned into a tomb!

[Chorus 1]
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
Mom! I knew I had chores but hell was busy!
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!

[Verse 2]
At the checkout line the clerk looked grim,
Said, “What kinda picnic are you bringing in?”
I shrugged and grinned with a demon’s hiss,
“Just summoning Satan… can’t you mind your biz?”

[Chorus 2]
Yeah! I got 5 candles and Ouija board!
Yeah! I got 5 candles and Ouija board!
Mom! I raised the dead ‘cause I was bored!
Yeah! I got 5 candles and Ouija board!
Yeah! I got 5 eggs and a frisbee!

[Verse 3]
I burned the list, it burst in flame,
A thunderclap roared and the devils came.
They asked for snacks, I had none to give,
So I offered them eggs—hell’s breakfast to live!

[Bridge]
The cashier stared as I bought the wrong stuff,
Said, “Son, this list looks pretty rough…”
But when the fridge opens with a growl at night,
I’ll serve deviled eggs with a demon’s bite!

[Outro]
With egg yolk I drew pentagram,
Frisbee spins like a cursed exam!
Beelzebub, tell me what to say—
When Mom comes home at the end of the day!

[Chorus 3]
Yeah! I got Satan in my basement!
Yeah! I got Satan in my basement!
Mom, I don't care that I'm grounded!
Yeah! I got Satan in my basement!
Yeah! I got Satan in my basement!