Uploaded August 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
Oh boy! It only took a month to figure this out, and I just about bricked my poor lappy on an install, on account of how I'm not very clever with computers, but here it is! A song with pony voices!
Synthesizers used were so-vits 4.0 and Controllable Talknet.
Download is available here:
mediafire.com/file/tc7uz27cxfwr70n/RarityInvestigatesFull4.4WAV.wav/file
Swag cap on with the trench coat, darling
Brass shoes if the perp starts brawling
Flask in the breast pocket
Next to the tech call it
Cap shooter yes cock it
Best get talking
Sex sells so I fell for another broad
When she walked in the door like “Oh sod.”
Here comes another one,
Back on the case
Pretty face
With a loaded gun
Don’t call me Zipp though
I’m dippin Zip codes
Street after street
Make it quick or it gets cold
Dive bar and strip club
Eyeballing victims
You got a hot lead?
Might get your dick rubbed
I’m the Dick with the balls of steel
All mare with a flare for dramatic reveals
Mind like a hacksaw
Leave ‘em all slack jawed
When I’m on the track now
Villains better back off
Hip flask with the sash and cape
When rarity investigates
Tipped hat and the fashion’s great
When rarity investigates
PI with the keen eye
And the sleek shine of my
Chic line
Hit the streets I
Get the beat line
And when I squeeze my
Wolverine peeps die
Never try to lie to me, fool
Seeing right through
You’re eye to eye
With a mind like a
Knife too
Life’s black and white
But my eyes stay ice blue
Gumshoe stuck to
The right case like glue
Chase clues
Take dues
Get laid while the
Bass grooves
Get fame
Kiss dames
Burn change
Like a cigarette flame
Punch thugs and I
Duck from slugs
Wake up, take drugs
Stay drunk, lay bugs
Make love, make discoveries
I uncover these
While I recover up
Under the covers please
Hip flask with the sash and cape
When rarity investigates
Tipped hat and the fashion’s great
When rarity investigates
Rarity investigates
You better bet your fates
I’ll never rest the case until
I check and mate
I’m a deck of aces and
I’m dedicated
My careers like my clothes
Highly decorated
Ray bans in the middle of the night
Better make plans cause a kiddo wanna fight
They lay hands but I lay hooves
And I might take a bruise but I
Break you
Take two
Gonna smooth talk a stallion
That a gun in your pocket or a whole
Damn battalion?
And what a gal gotta do
Round here for a clue
Pretty boy, wanna smooch?
Yeah I know that you do
Now I’m back on the road in the back end street
Wrap it up in a bow like it’s fashion week
Snappy quote and I’m back to the last boutique
Rainbow Dash doesn’t know what she has in me
Hip flask with the sash and cape
When rarity investigates
Tipped hat and the fashion’s great
When rarity investigates
Hip flask with the sash and cape
When rarity investigates
Tipped hat and the fashion’s great
When rarity investigates
Oh boy! It only took a month to figure this out, and I just about bricked my poor lappy on an install, on account of how I'm not very clever with computers, but here it is! A song with pony voices!
Synthesizers used were so-vits 4.0 and Controllable Talknet.
Download is available here:
mediafire.com/file/tc7uz27cxfwr70n/RarityInvestigatesFull4.4WAV.wav/file
Swag cap on with the trench coat, darling
Brass shoes if the perp starts brawling
Flask in the breast pocket
Next to the tech call it
Cap shooter yes cock it
Best get talking
Sex sells so I fell for another broad
When she walked in the door like “Oh sod.”
Here comes another one,
Back on the case
Pretty face
With a loaded gun
Don’t call me Zipp though
I’m dippin Zip codes
Street after street
Make it quick or it gets cold
Dive bar and strip club
Eyeballing victims
You got a hot lead?
Might get your dick rubbed
I’m the Dick with the balls of steel
All mare with a flare for dramatic reveals
Mind like a hacksaw
Leave ‘em all slack jawed
When I’m on the track now
Villains better back off
Hip flask with the sash and cape
When rarity investigates
Tipped hat and the fashion’s great
When rarity investigates
PI with the keen eye
And the sleek shine of my
Chic line
Hit the streets I
Get the beat line
And when I squeeze my
Wolverine peeps die
Never try to lie to me, fool
Seeing right through
You’re eye to eye
With a mind like a
Knife too
Life’s black and white
But my eyes stay ice blue
Gumshoe stuck to
The right case like glue
Chase clues
Take dues
Get laid while the
Bass grooves
Get fame
Kiss dames
Burn change
Like a cigarette flame
Punch thugs and I
Duck from slugs
Wake up, take drugs
Stay drunk, lay bugs
Make love, make discoveries
I uncover these
While I recover up
Under the covers please
Hip flask with the sash and cape
When rarity investigates
Tipped hat and the fashion’s great
When rarity investigates
Rarity investigates
You better bet your fates
I’ll never rest the case until
I check and mate
I’m a deck of aces and
I’m dedicated
My careers like my clothes
Highly decorated
Ray bans in the middle of the night
Better make plans cause a kiddo wanna fight
They lay hands but I lay hooves
And I might take a bruise but I
Break you
Take two
Gonna smooth talk a stallion
That a gun in your pocket or a whole
Damn battalion?
And what a gal gotta do
Round here for a clue
Pretty boy, wanna smooch?
Yeah I know that you do
Now I’m back on the road in the back end street
Wrap it up in a bow like it’s fashion week
Snappy quote and I’m back to the last boutique
Rainbow Dash doesn’t know what she has in me
Hip flask with the sash and cape
When rarity investigates
Tipped hat and the fashion’s great
When rarity investigates
Hip flask with the sash and cape
When rarity investigates
Tipped hat and the fashion’s great
When rarity investigates
