Uploaded September 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Base used is from Gumitears: deviantart.com/gumitears/art/Mlp-base-1-655942695
Despite the fact that both of my OC's are somehow pretty solid designs with no outrageous characteristics (with, I guess one glaring exception in regards to Chuckles' "canon" forelegs, but that's what you get when you let /mlp/ design your OC) I do have a deep and abiding love for overdesigned, oversaturated, overpowered OCs, so this is my love song to all of them. And it's original title "I Love Your Cringe OC; Make More" should absolutely be taken literally. Gimme more, friends.
mp3 available at: https://u.smutty.horse/mjedeybtzmk.mp3
Fillies and gentlemen,
I’d like to welcome you back to 2010
Again,
Please get out your notebooks and your glitter pens;
The globe won’t go to shit again
This time.
This timeline’s different;
Are you listenin?
This time steada quivering
We’re stepping in.
Instead of backing down like bitches,
We’re gonna counter back with
A vengeance,
So can I please have your attention
For a minute friends?
Gents: this is the strategy
I need you bastards to follow me;
Quick! Andale! Rapidly!
Shift from canter to galloping;
Down to crafts closet;
Grab the markers, whatever’s closest :
Crayons, glitter, a Wacom tablet,
Macaroni and have at it.
Why? Our Mary Sues are gonna save the world, at least with luck
So get your crayons out,
Draw that bucking OC up!
Rainbow bat pony named Mango Munch.
I don’t buckin think I was clear enough
Get your box of scented crayons out;
Draw that buckin’ OC up.
Ditch the normies and the cringe crew;
Be what you be into;
We can be your friend group, but
You better
draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
Crayola, the whole pack,
'Cause rainbow is the new black.
Take over then makeovers;
You fake posers. I drew that:
Half pony, and half plant,
Half magic, and half damned,
Half demon, and half angel,
Half zebra, and half pangolin,
Half Wendigo, half Timberwolf,
Half Pikachu, half Symbiote,
Half samurai, half gnu,
Over nine thousand percent Mary Sue!
Power level is off the charts when I
Take pencils and start to start, and I
I break insults; I’m basically art Chrysalis.
Neighsayers aren’t kissin my nuts then
I start squishin 'em.
One eye cherry and the the other berry blue.
Beat Twilight in a magic duel when she was barely two.
Dragonfly wing, I mentioned she’s a fairy too?
Plus a vampony, but she’s super nice (uwu).
All of her friends say she’s very cute.
My theology professor in school was named Jerry Root.
(Not important but very true and
Truthfully I needed one more line to rhyme there
And carry through.)
Let’s fuckin' move like its fisticuffs;
Put a marker in my hooves
So.
Draw that bucking OC up!
Rainbow bat pony named Mango Munch.
I don’t buckin think I was clear enough
Get your box of scented crayons out;
Draw that buckin’ OC up.
Ditch the normies and the cringe crew;
Be what you be into;
We can be your friend group, but
You better
draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
Scenecore when I want her to be seen more.
Rainbow mane with frosted tips, you can be sure.
Coat black like Dracula’s cape,
Buck it let’s give her a cape;
Maybe a choker too...needs moar.
Put some glasses on that bitch;
Bitches love glasses!
Plus a plaid skirt like she she goes to fuckin' classes.
Stripey socks, a couple of body marks,
Plus some piercings and some scars to show that she parties hard.
Get some freckles on her face;
Bitches love freckles!
Now let’s dapple up those flanks,
Get 'em nice and speckled.
Ignore the hecklers, and heck to em all;
Spectacle’s sorta my song;
Bet that my character’s are special.
You say that I’m embarrassing, that I’m so fucking cringe.
You think I even care what you think? You a fuckin' bitch:
Too afraid of your friends
To even play pretend.
You run away; my sparklepony runs the internet.
So get your hooves up in the air for you know what:
You know who, glitter griffons and the sparkle pups!
Stickers everywhere and elmers in my wine cup.
We don’t care;
So
Draw that bucking OC up!
Rainbow bat pony named Mango Munch.
I don’t buckin think I was clear enough
Get your box of scented crayons out;
Draw that buckin’ OC up.
Ditch the normies and the cringe crew;
Be what you be into;
We can be your friend group, but
You better
draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
Draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
Base used is from Gumitears: deviantart.com/gumitears/art/Mlp-base-1-655942695
Despite the fact that both of my OC's are somehow pretty solid designs with no outrageous characteristics (with, I guess one glaring exception in regards to Chuckles' "canon" forelegs, but that's what you get when you let /mlp/ design your OC) I do have a deep and abiding love for overdesigned, oversaturated, overpowered OCs, so this is my love song to all of them. And it's original title "I Love Your Cringe OC; Make More" should absolutely be taken literally. Gimme more, friends.
mp3 available at: https://u.smutty.horse/mjedeybtzmk.mp3
Fillies and gentlemen,
I’d like to welcome you back to 2010
Again,
Please get out your notebooks and your glitter pens;
The globe won’t go to shit again
This time.
This timeline’s different;
Are you listenin?
This time steada quivering
We’re stepping in.
Instead of backing down like bitches,
We’re gonna counter back with
A vengeance,
So can I please have your attention
For a minute friends?
Gents: this is the strategy
I need you bastards to follow me;
Quick! Andale! Rapidly!
Shift from canter to galloping;
Down to crafts closet;
Grab the markers, whatever’s closest :
Crayons, glitter, a Wacom tablet,
Macaroni and have at it.
Why? Our Mary Sues are gonna save the world, at least with luck
So get your crayons out,
Draw that bucking OC up!
Rainbow bat pony named Mango Munch.
I don’t buckin think I was clear enough
Get your box of scented crayons out;
Draw that buckin’ OC up.
Ditch the normies and the cringe crew;
Be what you be into;
We can be your friend group, but
You better
draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
Crayola, the whole pack,
'Cause rainbow is the new black.
Take over then makeovers;
You fake posers. I drew that:
Half pony, and half plant,
Half magic, and half damned,
Half demon, and half angel,
Half zebra, and half pangolin,
Half Wendigo, half Timberwolf,
Half Pikachu, half Symbiote,
Half samurai, half gnu,
Over nine thousand percent Mary Sue!
Power level is off the charts when I
Take pencils and start to start, and I
I break insults; I’m basically art Chrysalis.
Neighsayers aren’t kissin my nuts then
I start squishin 'em.
One eye cherry and the the other berry blue.
Beat Twilight in a magic duel when she was barely two.
Dragonfly wing, I mentioned she’s a fairy too?
Plus a vampony, but she’s super nice (uwu).
All of her friends say she’s very cute.
My theology professor in school was named Jerry Root.
(Not important but very true and
Truthfully I needed one more line to rhyme there
And carry through.)
Let’s fuckin' move like its fisticuffs;
Put a marker in my hooves
So.
Draw that bucking OC up!
Rainbow bat pony named Mango Munch.
I don’t buckin think I was clear enough
Get your box of scented crayons out;
Draw that buckin’ OC up.
Ditch the normies and the cringe crew;
Be what you be into;
We can be your friend group, but
You better
draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
Scenecore when I want her to be seen more.
Rainbow mane with frosted tips, you can be sure.
Coat black like Dracula’s cape,
Buck it let’s give her a cape;
Maybe a choker too...needs moar.
Put some glasses on that bitch;
Bitches love glasses!
Plus a plaid skirt like she she goes to fuckin' classes.
Stripey socks, a couple of body marks,
Plus some piercings and some scars to show that she parties hard.
Get some freckles on her face;
Bitches love freckles!
Now let’s dapple up those flanks,
Get 'em nice and speckled.
Ignore the hecklers, and heck to em all;
Spectacle’s sorta my song;
Bet that my character’s are special.
You say that I’m embarrassing, that I’m so fucking cringe.
You think I even care what you think? You a fuckin' bitch:
Too afraid of your friends
To even play pretend.
You run away; my sparklepony runs the internet.
So get your hooves up in the air for you know what:
You know who, glitter griffons and the sparkle pups!
Stickers everywhere and elmers in my wine cup.
We don’t care;
So
Draw that bucking OC up!
Rainbow bat pony named Mango Munch.
I don’t buckin think I was clear enough
Get your box of scented crayons out;
Draw that buckin’ OC up.
Ditch the normies and the cringe crew;
Be what you be into;
We can be your friend group, but
You better
draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
Draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
draw that bucking OC up.
I said draw that bucking OC up.
![Biggest Dog on the Block - MLP Holiday Parody Music [Explicit Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ojq6OvRCYNU/mqdefault.jpg "Biggest Dog on the Block - MLP Holiday Parody Music [Explicit Lyrics]
Done for the 2022 /mlp/ Secret Santa and set in the Neighborhood shared universe, this story sees a reformed Mr. Paw fall back on some old habits when it comes time to convince the other Diamond Dogs to show a little Hearths Warming cheer. He might be getting on in years a bit, but, well, you read the title. A parody of Slum Chemist by Vinnie Paz.
Mr. Paw artwork was decapitated from a beautiful piece by Fannytastical, go stare in awe at her lovely talents.
Used this instrumental beat over here so do all the nice things to them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jeDqH1_I8E
mp3 available to download here: https://u.smutty.horse/mjsvvgdffsz.mp3
The dogs of the under bark
The diamond king
Pizza cutter bad beast
I like that y’all consider me the bad dog
Slap box everywhere, splinters when I smash rocks
My blood beastmode, never need to trash talk
And Ima door breaker; tearing out your padlocks
You live in fuckin Underbark and snap claws
Your paws too short to touch stars; that’s raw
So watch a big mouth turn into a cracked jaw
Watch a big house turned into a trash spot
Hit ‘em with the double barrel brass shot
I’m the kettle, and I’m callin out the black pots
I’m the old hat bastard in a past walk
Run faster if I catch ya it’s a wrap doc
Blow the mic out and barking when I blast vox
I sip scotch, set the volume up to CAPSLOCK
Forty years and never opened up my cashbox
Who’s your ghost of Chrimmus present, bitches THAT’S PAW.
It’s Mr P; I’m the biggest dog on the block
It’s Mr P; ain’t no one can fuck with the bark
It’s Mr P; you should never fuck with the geezer
It’s Mr P; toss ya and I’ll box ya like peetzer
It’s Mr P; I’m the biggest dog on the block
It’s Mr P; ain’t no one can fuck with the bark
It’s Mr P; you should never fuck with the geezer
It’s Mr P; toss ya and I’ll box ya like peetzer
These are borderline coroner rhymes
Take a piss on the corner so all the other dogs know it’s mine
It’s Hearths Warming Time
Ordinary words don’t apply
Your grampa Paw, Krampus with a forty and nine
A forty of shine, and keep the bottle in my pocket
Knockin on my balls, so when I’m thirsty I can cock it
Pups can fuckin talk the game, but I already walked it
Preaching in the desert like a motherfuckin prophet
If you think you got the gospel then you need the truth
If you think you gonna scare me then you meet the brute
It’s Hearths Warm all year; I never need a truce
I bring the winter pony party; I don’t need to shoot
This year? It’s a miracle for Chompy too,
Sentimental, cute, if you don’t’n I’ll be chomping you
I never ran in my life, I got my walking shoes
You gonna drop a little cheer, or am I dropping you?
It’s Mr P; I’m the biggest dog on the block
It’s Mr P; ain’t no one can fuck with the bark
It’s Mr P; you should never fuck with the geezer
It’s Mr P; toss ya and I’ll box ya like peetzer
It’s Mr P; I’m the biggest dog on the block
It’s Mr P; ain’t no one can fuck with the bark
It’s Mr P; you should never fuck with the geezer
It’s Mr P; toss ya and I’ll box ya like peetzer
Hearths Warming 2022. It’s a time for love and cheer or swear to fuck I’m coming for you.")
