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This video is shared for historical and educational purposes and preserves satirical and comedic musical commentary from its original cultural context.
The views expressed reflect the time of creation and do not represent the uploader’s current beliefs or endorsements. No harm or promotion of violence is intended.





![Spanksgiving (1967)
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Extremely rare soul funk single by Robbie Freeman and The Discipline. Happy Spanksgiving!
Lyrics
[Intro]
(You better watch your a**)
Oh yeah
(You better watch your a**)
All right
[Verse 1]
You got a lot to appreciate
But you never stop to say thanks (say thanks)
If youre not grateful on this day
Youre gonna get your dumb a** spanked (oh yeah)
[Chorus 1]
Weve got turkey with all the dressings
Every year you should count your blessings
Today there will be none of your b*tching
You better watch your a** (Watch your a**!) on Spanksgiving
[Verse 2]
You need to show respect at the table
Or your a** might get spanked with a ladle (pass the gravy)
Shut your big mouth while we say grace
Pass the potatoes or Ill mash your face (Amen!)
[Chorus 2]
Weve got turkey with all the dressings
Every year you should count your blessings
Today there will be none of your b*tching
You better watch your a** (Watch your a**!) on Spanksgiving
[Bridge]
Dont lecture me about the pilgrims (no no)
You dont want me to call Whoop A** Williams (oh sh*t!)
Youll learn history from another angle
Then hell whoop that a** until youre thankful
Say thank you!
(Thank you!)
[Verse 3]
When I ask you to pass the stuffing
You should know Im not f*cking around
I need my strength for black Friday
Im going to brawl at the mall downtown
[Chorus 3]
Weve got turkey with all the dressings
Every year you should count your blessings
Today there will be none of your b*tching
You better watch your a** (Watch your a**!) on Spanksgiving
[Chorus 4]
Weve got turkey with all the dressings
Every year you should count your blessings
Today there will be none of your b*tching
You better watch your a** (Watch your a**!) on Spanksgiving
[Outro End]
You better watch your a**
Oh yeah Spanksgiving (1967)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/x9-xH0mwiEY/mqdefault.jpg)


![Phenomenon (1965)
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This obscure single is by soul singer and part-time high-school football coach Buddy Kilmer. In this song Buddy expresses his thoughts about coaching football and his frustrations with trying to teach extremely talented athletes to stop doing stupid dangerous sh*t.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Oh why are you playing with fire
Boy you know you aint thinking right
When your hands are worth ten times more
Than I will make in my whole life
Those rockets are not very safe
If that fuse is not very long
You should play with sparklers and snakes
Or your fingers are gonna be gone
[Chorus 1]
It is a strange phenomenon
Football players playing with bombs
How are you gonna catch a ball
When half of your fingers are gone
[Verse 2]
Shouldnt play with firecrackers
Unless you are a line backer
Please be careful with your handles
Playing with those Roman candles
Looks like my team will lose this year
Thats the end of another career
He lit the fuse and kept holding on
Now half of his fingers are gone
[Chorus 2]
It is a strange phenomenon
Football players playing with bombs
How are you gonna catch a ball
You blew your f*cking fingers off
[Bridge]
You were suppose to go wide receive
But you blew your hand off instead
Must be from all the C.T.E.
Hit too many times in the head (Ow!)
[Verse 3]
He was no genius to begin with
But that is some really dumb sh*t
With fireworks all you need to know
After its lit you let it go
Too many pros forget to throw
Hands move fast but their brains move slow
Boom his middle finger is gone
Now he cant even flip people off (Oh no!)
[Outro End]
Wear your helmet all the time
Wear your helmet, you really need a f*cking helmet
Ooh yeah Phenomenon (1965)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/x_7lKGYPDKw/mqdefault.jpg)
![Pimp Olympics (1996) Atomic Wax X Hard Archive
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90s underground hip-hop single Pimp Olympics by Atomic Wax and Hard Archive.
Lyrics
[Atomic Wax Verse]
Pimp hand acrobatics dont you question these tactics
Make you back flip like a b*tch with my backhand gymnastics
Dont try this at home my technique is advanced
I vault the pole vault with the d*ck in my pants
You could suckus this discus cuz I dont f*ck around
Take me three tenths of a second to knock those t*ts in the ground
Listen for the pistol cuz youre in deep sh*t
Ill run 400 meters just to slap a b*tch
[Chorus]
Its The pimp Olympics
the Olympics of pimpin
I slap down b*tches like a pimpin Olympian.
[Atomic Wax Verse]
Run for it b*tch cuz your outta your class
Ill run a hundred yard dash to put a foot up your a**
The Judges know before it even begin
That When I slap a b*tch its a perfect ten
Going to the podium some world record sh*t
Pimp hand athletics wear the gold on my d*ck
Aim for the game to knock a b*tch to their backs
Cuz Im thermonuclear Atomic Wax
[Atomic Wax Verse]
The imitators need to step the f*ck aside
Wax and Hard Archive will bury you alive
Testing my patience with your cheap imitations
B*tch you better know your own limitations
Back the f*ck up and give me some space
Ill breast stroke in your face with a medium pace
Cuz You aint got the soul with that weak hoe control
You think you can swim but the pools f*ckin closed
[Hard Archive Verse]
All you do is talk talk talk but youre never listening
Dont test me b*tch Im a pimp Olympian
Ill woop that a** in every competition
You cant take this heat b*tch get back in the kitchen
Every time I run its a three legged race
Gonna shove my baton in the judges face
Ill run your a** down like Jesse Owens
for that three fitty you be owing
[Hard Archive Verse]
Im the greatest Olympian since ancient Greece
One hundred yard dash practice running from police
I pole vault over the prison fences
Jumping over walls like I was Mexican
Slapping b*tches is part of my fitness plan
Im doing laps faster than Bruce Jenner when he was still a man
Gonna massacre these games like Munich
Hard Archive slapping b*tches with music Pimp Olympics (1996) Atomic Wax X Hard Archive](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xkbks7elIZI/mqdefault.jpg)
