Uploaded November 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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Extremely rare soul funk single by Robbie Freeman and The Discipline. Happy Spanksgiving!
Lyrics
[Intro]
(You better watch your a**)
Oh yeah
(You better watch your a**)
All right
[Verse 1]
You got a lot to appreciate
But you never stop to say thanks (say thanks)
If you're not grateful on this day
You're gonna get your dumb a** spanked (oh yeah)
[Chorus 1]
We've got turkey with all the dressings
Every year you should count your blessings
Today there will be none of your b*tching
You better watch your a** (Watch your a**!) on Spanksgiving
[Verse 2]
You need to show respect at the table
Or your a** might get spanked with a ladle (pass the gravy)
Shut your big mouth while we say grace
Pass the potatoes or I'll mash your face (Amen!)
[Chorus 2]
We've got turkey with all the dressings
Every year you should count your blessings
Today there will be none of your b*tching
You better watch your a** (Watch your a**!) on Spanksgiving
[Bridge]
Don't lecture me about the pilgrims (no no)
You don't want me to call Whoop A** Williams (oh sh*t!)
You'll learn history from another angle
Then he'll whoop that a** until you're thankful
Say thank you!
(Thank you!)
[Verse 3]
When I ask you to pass the stuffing
You should know I'm not f*cking around
I need my strength for black Friday
I'm going to brawl at the mall downtown
[Chorus 3]
We've got turkey with all the dressings
Every year you should count your blessings
Today there will be none of your b*tching
You better watch your a** (Watch your a**!) on Spanksgiving
[Chorus 4]
We've got turkey with all the dressings
Every year you should count your blessings
Today there will be none of your b*tching
You better watch your a** (Watch your a**!) on Spanksgiving
[Outro End]
You better watch your a**
Oh yeah
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Extremely rare soul funk single by Robbie Freeman and The Discipline. Happy Spanksgiving!
Lyrics
[Intro]
(You better watch your a**)
Oh yeah
(You better watch your a**)
All right
[Verse 1]
You got a lot to appreciate
But you never stop to say thanks (say thanks)
If you're not grateful on this day
You're gonna get your dumb a** spanked (oh yeah)
[Chorus 1]
We've got turkey with all the dressings
Every year you should count your blessings
Today there will be none of your b*tching
You better watch your a** (Watch your a**!) on Spanksgiving
[Verse 2]
You need to show respect at the table
Or your a** might get spanked with a ladle (pass the gravy)
Shut your big mouth while we say grace
Pass the potatoes or I'll mash your face (Amen!)
[Chorus 2]
We've got turkey with all the dressings
Every year you should count your blessings
Today there will be none of your b*tching
You better watch your a** (Watch your a**!) on Spanksgiving
[Bridge]
Don't lecture me about the pilgrims (no no)
You don't want me to call Whoop A** Williams (oh sh*t!)
You'll learn history from another angle
Then he'll whoop that a** until you're thankful
Say thank you!
(Thank you!)
[Verse 3]
When I ask you to pass the stuffing
You should know I'm not f*cking around
I need my strength for black Friday
I'm going to brawl at the mall downtown
[Chorus 3]
We've got turkey with all the dressings
Every year you should count your blessings
Today there will be none of your b*tching
You better watch your a** (Watch your a**!) on Spanksgiving
[Chorus 4]
We've got turkey with all the dressings
Every year you should count your blessings
Today there will be none of your b*tching
You better watch your a** (Watch your a**!) on Spanksgiving
[Outro End]
You better watch your a**
Oh yeah


![Phenomenon (1965)
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This obscure single is by soul singer and part-time high-school football coach Buddy Kilmer. In this song Buddy expresses his thoughts about coaching football and his frustrations with trying to teach extremely talented athletes to stop doing stupid dangerous sh*t.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Oh why are you playing with fire
Boy you know you aint thinking right
When your hands are worth ten times more
Than I will make in my whole life
Those rockets are not very safe
If that fuse is not very long
You should play with sparklers and snakes
Or your fingers are gonna be gone
[Chorus 1]
It is a strange phenomenon
Football players playing with bombs
How are you gonna catch a ball
When half of your fingers are gone
[Verse 2]
Shouldnt play with firecrackers
Unless you are a line backer
Please be careful with your handles
Playing with those Roman candles
Looks like my team will lose this year
Thats the end of another career
He lit the fuse and kept holding on
Now half of his fingers are gone
[Chorus 2]
It is a strange phenomenon
Football players playing with bombs
How are you gonna catch a ball
You blew your f*cking fingers off
[Bridge]
You were suppose to go wide receive
But you blew your hand off instead
Must be from all the C.T.E.
Hit too many times in the head (Ow!)
[Verse 3]
He was no genius to begin with
But that is some really dumb sh*t
With fireworks all you need to know
After its lit you let it go
Too many pros forget to throw
Hands move fast but their brains move slow
Boom his middle finger is gone
Now he cant even flip people off (Oh no!)
[Outro End]
Wear your helmet all the time
Wear your helmet, you really need a f*cking helmet
Ooh yeah Phenomenon (1965)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/x_7lKGYPDKw/mqdefault.jpg)
![Pimp Olympics (1996) Atomic Wax X Hard Archive
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90s underground hip-hop single Pimp Olympics by Atomic Wax and Hard Archive.
Lyrics
[Atomic Wax Verse]
Pimp hand acrobatics dont you question these tactics
Make you back flip like a b*tch with my backhand gymnastics
Dont try this at home my technique is advanced
I vault the pole vault with the d*ck in my pants
You could suckus this discus cuz I dont f*ck around
Take me three tenths of a second to knock those t*ts in the ground
Listen for the pistol cuz youre in deep sh*t
Ill run 400 meters just to slap a b*tch
[Chorus]
Its The pimp Olympics
the Olympics of pimpin
I slap down b*tches like a pimpin Olympian.
[Atomic Wax Verse]
Run for it b*tch cuz your outta your class
Ill run a hundred yard dash to put a foot up your a**
The Judges know before it even begin
That When I slap a b*tch its a perfect ten
Going to the podium some world record sh*t
Pimp hand athletics wear the gold on my d*ck
Aim for the game to knock a b*tch to their backs
Cuz Im thermonuclear Atomic Wax
[Atomic Wax Verse]
The imitators need to step the f*ck aside
Wax and Hard Archive will bury you alive
Testing my patience with your cheap imitations
B*tch you better know your own limitations
Back the f*ck up and give me some space
Ill breast stroke in your face with a medium pace
Cuz You aint got the soul with that weak hoe control
You think you can swim but the pools f*ckin closed
[Hard Archive Verse]
All you do is talk talk talk but youre never listening
Dont test me b*tch Im a pimp Olympian
Ill woop that a** in every competition
You cant take this heat b*tch get back in the kitchen
Every time I run its a three legged race
Gonna shove my baton in the judges face
Ill run your a** down like Jesse Owens
for that three fitty you be owing
[Hard Archive Verse]
Im the greatest Olympian since ancient Greece
One hundred yard dash practice running from police
I pole vault over the prison fences
Jumping over walls like I was Mexican
Slapping b*tches is part of my fitness plan
Im doing laps faster than Bruce Jenner when he was still a man
Gonna massacre these games like Munich
Hard Archive slapping b*tches with music Pimp Olympics (1996) Atomic Wax X Hard Archive](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xkbks7elIZI/mqdefault.jpg)

![Ghost Dads Belt (1972)
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Rare and extremely bizarre reworking of Sammy Bo Jacksons hit soul single Daddys Belt performed by Dr Sean and The Voodoo Crew.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Youre starting to get old and gray
Its been some time since Dad passed away
But hell come back if you misbehave
With discipline from beyond the grave
[Verse 2]
Son you better do whats right
Or else hell haunt your a** all night
If you dont do what Ghost Dad said
Hell ghost slap you upside your head
[Chorus]
Theres no one you can call to help
Ghost Dad will give your a** a welt
Youre gonna wish Dad went to hell
When Ghost Dad gets his belt (Woo! Yeah)
[Bridge]
If you forget to get the mail (get the mail)
Ghost Dads belt will pierce the veil (pierce the veil)
Dont you dare sit in Daddys chair (oh no)
Or hell make you fully impaired (oh yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Ghost Dad said sorry Ive been gone
But I had to get away from your mom
Be good now and dont make me come back
Or Ghost Dad will woop that a** (oh sh*t)
[Chorus]
Theres no one you can call to help
Ghost Dad will give your a** a welt
Youre gonna wish Dad went to hell
When Ghost Dad gets his belt (Woo! Yeah) Ghost Dads Belt (1972)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/y6dJHcpmb94/mqdefault.jpg)

![Dont Testify Me B*tch (1990)
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Rare 1990s recording of a live music service at Grace Southern Baptist Church performed by Benny Baylamb and The Spatula City Baptist Choir. During the early 90s Benny led his congregation and choir in what was considered some of the most exciting high energy gospel music performances of all time. Benny was known for slapping church members, choir singers, deacons and especially church ladies during his fiery sermons and sweaty live music performances. In this recording Benny gives a nod to longtime friend and fellow church member Cornelius Backhand Jackson with this extremely rare live gospel version of his hit single Dont Test Me B*tch which he performed after giving his most famous sermon.
Benny was a Baptist minister and a powerful speaker who used evocative language to connect with his audience. His speeches were rhetorically profound, and his cadence, pacing, and preacher-like drama brought passion to his words like hallelujah and sheeeiiiiit. In his most famous sermon Benny warns believers about the dangers of letting women out of the kitchen, and how feminism would swiftly bring about the destruction of the world, calling feminism the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. He goes on to say Armageddon happens when people forget to obey the eleventh commandment, Thou shalt not test me b*tch!.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
All you do is talk talk talk
But you never listen (can you hear me!)
Get your a** back in the kitchen
And make me some chicken
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Verse 2]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all your b*tchen,
Get back in the kitchen (Im hungry)
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Chorus]
Do not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack your lip
I will bust your sh*t
[Bridge]
Talk back one more time (just one more time)
And this will be the scene of a crime
Try me b*tch, I dare you
(Double dare you b*tch)
[Verse 3]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all your b*tchen
Get back in the kitchen (Im hungry)
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Chorus]
Do not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack your lip
I will bust your sh*t
Try me b*tch, I dare you
(Double dare you b*tch) Dont Testify Me B*tch (1990)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yd1L4z4joVw/mqdefault.jpg)
![Pools Closed (1984)
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This funk single by Nick Ross and The Patriots was released at the peak of the a*ds fear ep*demic / media prop*ganda campaign during the early 1980s. Nick wrote this song to mock the fear and paranoia being spread by the g*vernment and media, which at that time was making people afraid to swim, even in the middle of a summer heat wave.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Were in the middle of a heat wave
But you need to close the pool today
No joke its a serious matter
You need someone to block the ladder
[Verse 2]
Had to slap a b*tch right in the face
She was bleeding all over the place
Now the water may test positive
Best close the pool if you wanna live
[Chorus]
Pools closed (pools closed)
Pools closed for today
Pools closed (pools closed)
Pools closed due to a*ds
[Bridge]
Summer is here cant get any hotter
But we cant swim because theres blood in the water
Dont swim if you dont wanna get a*ds
Dont swim unless youre already g*y
[Verse 3]
I cut a b*tch on the water slide
Stuck in the tube cuz her a** was too wide
Now theres aids at the water park
More dangerous than swimming with sharks
[Outro]
Block the ladder, block block the ladder
Block the ladder, block block the ladder
You dont wanna get aids b*tch Pools Closed (1984)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ywGkFHFls0w/mqdefault.jpg)

![You Aint Sh*t (1975)
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Rare 70s funk single by soul singer Wes Lee Willis. Many considered Wes as the first pimps rights activist and one of the originators of modern American pimp culture. He was especially known for inventing new slang and coining phrases such as pimp-pilled and pimposphere. He recorded this song towards the end of his music career before he retired due to a rare form of schizophrenia which Wes called b*tchophrenia, where Wes claimed to hear the voices of b*tches from his past talkin sh*t. Wes would experience occasional hallucinations which caused him to kung fu fight imaginary b*tches.
Lyrics
[Verse]
You know I dont f*ck around
(ooh yeah yeah mother f*cker)
I will beat your a** down
(beat your b*tch a** down, f*ck yeah)
[Pre Chorus]
Youre pushing youre f*ckin luck
Keep talkin I will f*ck you up
[Chorus]
You aint sh*t (you aint sh*t)
Oh no no you aint sh*t (you aint sh*t b*tch)
You aint sh*t (you aint sh*t)
Oh no no you aint sh*t (you aint sh*t b*tch)
[End]
F*ck yeah You Aint Sh*t (1975)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zbO9z3CN9As/mqdefault.jpg)