Uploaded October 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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Rare and extremely bizarre reworking of Sammy Bo Jackson's hit soul single "Daddy's Belt" performed by Dr Sean and The Voodoo Crew.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You're starting to get old and gray
Its been some time since Dad passed away
But he'll come back if you misbehave
With discipline from beyond the grave
[Verse 2]
Son you better do what's right
Or else he'll haunt your a** all night
If you don't do what Ghost Dad said
He'll ghost slap you upside your head
[Chorus]
There's no one you can call to help
Ghost Dad will give your a** a welt
You're gonna wish Dad went to hell
When Ghost Dad gets his belt (Woo! Yeah)
[Bridge]
If you forget to get the mail (get the mail)
Ghost Dad's belt will pierce the veil (pierce the veil)
Don't you dare sit in Daddy's chair (oh no)
Or he'll make you fully impaired (oh yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Ghost Dad said sorry I've been gone
But I had to get away from your mom
Be good now and don't make me come back
Or Ghost Dad will woop that a** (oh sh*t)
[Chorus]
There's no one you can call to help
Ghost Dad will give your a** a welt
You're gonna wish Dad went to hell
When Ghost Dad gets his belt (Woo! Yeah)
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Rare and extremely bizarre reworking of Sammy Bo Jackson's hit soul single "Daddy's Belt" performed by Dr Sean and The Voodoo Crew.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You're starting to get old and gray
Its been some time since Dad passed away
But he'll come back if you misbehave
With discipline from beyond the grave
[Verse 2]
Son you better do what's right
Or else he'll haunt your a** all night
If you don't do what Ghost Dad said
He'll ghost slap you upside your head
[Chorus]
There's no one you can call to help
Ghost Dad will give your a** a welt
You're gonna wish Dad went to hell
When Ghost Dad gets his belt (Woo! Yeah)
[Bridge]
If you forget to get the mail (get the mail)
Ghost Dad's belt will pierce the veil (pierce the veil)
Don't you dare sit in Daddy's chair (oh no)
Or he'll make you fully impaired (oh yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Ghost Dad said sorry I've been gone
But I had to get away from your mom
Be good now and don't make me come back
Or Ghost Dad will woop that a** (oh sh*t)
[Chorus]
There's no one you can call to help
Ghost Dad will give your a** a welt
You're gonna wish Dad went to hell
When Ghost Dad gets his belt (Woo! Yeah)

![Dont Testify Me B*tch (1990)
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Rare 1990s recording of a live music service at Grace Southern Baptist Church performed by Benny Baylamb and The Spatula City Baptist Choir. During the early 90s Benny led his congregation and choir in what was considered some of the most exciting high energy gospel music performances of all time. Benny was known for slapping church members, choir singers, deacons and especially church ladies during his fiery sermons and sweaty live music performances. In this recording Benny gives a nod to longtime friend and fellow church member Cornelius Backhand Jackson with this extremely rare live gospel version of his hit single Dont Test Me B*tch which he performed after giving his most famous sermon.
Benny was a Baptist minister and a powerful speaker who used evocative language to connect with his audience. His speeches were rhetorically profound, and his cadence, pacing, and preacher-like drama brought passion to his words like hallelujah and sheeeiiiiit. In his most famous sermon Benny warns believers about the dangers of letting women out of the kitchen, and how feminism would swiftly bring about the destruction of the world, calling feminism the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. He goes on to say Armageddon happens when people forget to obey the eleventh commandment, Thou shalt not test me b*tch!.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
All you do is talk talk talk
But you never listen (can you hear me!)
Get your a** back in the kitchen
And make me some chicken
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Verse 2]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all your b*tchen,
Get back in the kitchen (Im hungry)
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Chorus]
Do not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack your lip
I will bust your sh*t
[Bridge]
Talk back one more time (just one more time)
And this will be the scene of a crime
Try me b*tch, I dare you
(Double dare you b*tch)
[Verse 3]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all your b*tchen
Get back in the kitchen (Im hungry)
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Chorus]
Do not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack your lip
I will bust your sh*t
Try me b*tch, I dare you
(Double dare you b*tch) Dont Testify Me B*tch (1990)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yd1L4z4joVw/mqdefault.jpg)
![Pools Closed (1984)
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This funk single by Nick Ross and The Patriots was released at the peak of the a*ds fear ep*demic / media prop*ganda campaign during the early 1980s. Nick wrote this song to mock the fear and paranoia being spread by the g*vernment and media, which at that time was making people afraid to swim, even in the middle of a summer heat wave.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Were in the middle of a heat wave
But you need to close the pool today
No joke its a serious matter
You need someone to block the ladder
[Verse 2]
Had to slap a b*tch right in the face
She was bleeding all over the place
Now the water may test positive
Best close the pool if you wanna live
[Chorus]
Pools closed (pools closed)
Pools closed for today
Pools closed (pools closed)
Pools closed due to a*ds
[Bridge]
Summer is here cant get any hotter
But we cant swim because theres blood in the water
Dont swim if you dont wanna get a*ds
Dont swim unless youre already g*y
[Verse 3]
I cut a b*tch on the water slide
Stuck in the tube cuz her a** was too wide
Now theres aids at the water park
More dangerous than swimming with sharks
[Outro]
Block the ladder, block block the ladder
Block the ladder, block block the ladder
You dont wanna get aids b*tch Pools Closed (1984)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ywGkFHFls0w/mqdefault.jpg)

![You Aint Sh*t (1975)
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Rare 70s funk single by soul singer Wes Lee Willis. Many considered Wes as the first pimps rights activist and one of the originators of modern American pimp culture. He was especially known for inventing new slang and coining phrases such as pimp-pilled and pimposphere. He recorded this song towards the end of his music career before he retired due to a rare form of schizophrenia which Wes called b*tchophrenia, where Wes claimed to hear the voices of b*tches from his past talkin sh*t. Wes would experience occasional hallucinations which caused him to kung fu fight imaginary b*tches.
Lyrics
[Verse]
You know I dont f*ck around
(ooh yeah yeah mother f*cker)
I will beat your a** down
(beat your b*tch a** down, f*ck yeah)
[Pre Chorus]
Youre pushing youre f*ckin luck
Keep talkin I will f*ck you up
[Chorus]
You aint sh*t (you aint sh*t)
Oh no no you aint sh*t (you aint sh*t b*tch)
You aint sh*t (you aint sh*t)
Oh no no you aint sh*t (you aint sh*t b*tch)
[End]
F*ck yeah You Aint Sh*t (1975)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zbO9z3CN9As/mqdefault.jpg)