Uploaded July 2017 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Well I used to worship whiskey
Now I only drink the Lord
And I take my coffee cream and seven sugars
Before we meet, we stand out on the sidewalk as it pours
Swapping one addiction for another

Coffee, God, and cigarettes are all that I need
It's all that I need just to break this routine
Coffee, God, and cigarettes are all that you need
It's all that you need just to be as free as me

When I run into my old friends
Still drinking from that cup
I never stay too long, lest I be tempted
I say, "I know you drink the devil's brew.
You know, it's just a crutch"
No longer must you live your lives dependent

Coffee, God, and cigarettes are all that I need
It's all that I need just to break this routine
Coffee, God, and cigarettes are all that you need
It's all that you need just to be as free as me

Ah, what made me give?
Turn off the road that ends at the cliff?
Took the car out for a spin
Crashed the party, blood run thin
Was it waking up with fifty stitches in my gourd?
Was it dreaming about bourbon in the trauma ward?
Well I knew I was surely gonna end up dead
If I didn't embrace coffee, God, and cigarettes

Coffee, God, and cigarettes are all that I need
It's all that I need just to break this routine
Coffee, God, and cigarettes are all that you need
It's all that you need just to be as free as me