![Crywank - Nostril Tampon [ Lyrics ] @walmartdrugcartel](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d1Q-MfI8nn0/sddefault.jpg)
Uploaded February 2015 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
crywank.bandcamp.com/track/nostril-tampon
Oh man, am I bleeding from my nose again?
I swear this happens every month, Mum and Dad they hooked me up.
Oh man is this thing rubber, or plastic?
Or maybe a dead guys! Is that why it doesn’t grow?
Oh mum I know you only wanted boys.
Can I feel it through my ballsack?
I can feel it in my nose.
Oh mum I know you only wanted boys.
Can I feel it through my ballsack?
I can feel it in my nose.
There is a line from my ovaries to my sinuses
and this thing on my front just disguises
my mothers insecurities.
Young girls makes her feel old.
-
shout out to the artist who made a master post of all his lyrics my life is so much easier
crywank.bandcamp.com/track/nostril-tampon
Oh man, am I bleeding from my nose again?
I swear this happens every month, Mum and Dad they hooked me up.
Oh man is this thing rubber, or plastic?
Or maybe a dead guys! Is that why it doesn’t grow?
Oh mum I know you only wanted boys.
Can I feel it through my ballsack?
I can feel it in my nose.
Oh mum I know you only wanted boys.
Can I feel it through my ballsack?
I can feel it in my nose.
There is a line from my ovaries to my sinuses
and this thing on my front just disguises
my mothers insecurities.
Young girls makes her feel old.
-
shout out to the artist who made a master post of all his lyrics my life is so much easier
![Crywank - Nostril Tampon [ Lyrics ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d1Q-MfI8nn0/mqdefault.jpg "Crywank - Nostril Tampon [ Lyrics ]
http://crywank.bandcamp.com/track/nostril-tampon
Oh man, am I bleeding from my nose again?
I swear this happens every month, Mum and Dad they hooked me up.
Oh man is this thing rubber, or plastic?
Or maybe a dead guys! Is that why it doesn’t grow?
Oh mum I know you only wanted boys.
Can I feel it through my ballsack?
I can feel it in my nose.
Oh mum I know you only wanted boys.
Can I feel it through my ballsack?
I can feel it in my nose.
There is a line from my ovaries to my sinuses
and this thing on my front just disguises
my mothers insecurities.
Young girls makes her feel old.
-
shout out to the artist who made a master post of all his lyrics my life is so much easier")
![ONSIND - Heterosexuality Is A Construct [Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eFZJPNKvF9U/mqdefault.jpg "ONSIND - Heterosexuality Is A Construct [Lyrics]
https://onsind.bandcamp.com/track/heterosexuality-is-a-construct
Homophobes are terrified to admit that during their lives
there have been moments where theyve wavered in their minds,
One more comment, one more joke, I wont accept it, I wont
I wont tolerate intolerance this time,
Im not a heterosexual man,
Im not ticking your boxes, thats not who I am,
I dont fit into your neat little plan,
and I never will.
Im not a heterosexual man,
Im not ticking your boxes, thats not who I am,
I dont fit into your neat little plan,
and I never will.
Jesus Christ, Im done with it,
you narrow minded piece of shit,
Id sooner cut off my own dick than be like you.
Did that make you uncomfortable,
is your macho pride in trouble now,
when youve beaten me up, then what will you do?
Im not a heterosexual man,
Im not ticking your boxes, thats not who I am,
I dont fit into your neat little plan,
and I never will.
Im not a heterosexual man,
Im not ticking your boxes, thats not who I am,
I dont fit into your neat little plan,
and I never will.
Love is not a crime,
and Id rather colour, outside of the lines,
love knows no gender and its about time,
you nailed your colours up next to mine.
Love is not a crime,
and Id rather colour, outside of the lines,
love knows no gender and its about time,
you nailed your colours up next to mine.
Love is not a crime,
and Id rather colour, outside of the lines,
love knows no gender and its about time,
you nailed your colours up next to mine.")
![Crywank - Im A Cliche [ Lyrics ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gxvSvlLS6GI/mqdefault.jpg "Crywank - Im A Cliche [ Lyrics ]
http://crywank.bandcamp.com/track/im-a-clich
Haven’t you heard this one before?
sSme person being sad over three shitty chords.
I can’t believe this it’s like I didn’t try,
Repeating synonyms of sadness that have used to many times.
I’m a cliche, i’m a boring cliche
I’m a cliche, I’m a stupid cliche
I’m a cliche, I’m a boring cliche
I’m not special
Recycle the subjects until everything sounds the same
Every heartbreak was shitty everyones hometown is lame
Act like my emotions are worth writing songs about
It won’t make you any better putting words over sounds.
I’m a cliche, i’m a boring cliche
I’m a cliche, I’m a stupid cliche
I’m a cliche, I’m a boring cliche
I’m not special")
![CBMC - not your pretty boy (ruin my body) [Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hDSXB2kKOXI/mqdefault.jpg "CBMC - not your pretty boy (ruin my body) [Lyrics]
https://cbmcband.bandcamp.com/track/not-your-pretty-boy-ruin-my-body
and when my mom says she likes my clothes
i always have to get changed
and when my nan says my hair looks nice
its based on a magazine page
and ill ruin my body if i want to
dont tell me how to dress i didnt ask you
and ill be a cute boy if i want to
or ill be a cute girl with ugly tattoos
and ill ruin my body if i want to
maybe ill have a kid maybe just two
and if my boy wants to be a girl
my girl will be so sweet
and if my girl wants to be a boy
i hope hes not discreet
and if my boy wants to be a girl
i hope that shes so sweet
and ill ruin my body if i want to
dont tell me how to dress i didnt ask you
and ill be a cute boy if i want to
or ill be a cute girl with ugly tattoos")
![JC and The Nobodies [ Crywank ] - Baby Self Absorbed [ Lyrics ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/htUHX_wLn4g/mqdefault.jpg "JC and The Nobodies [ Crywank ] - Baby Self Absorbed [ Lyrics ]
http://crywank.bandcamp.com/album/ish
Baby wrote a song
But baby brought no bread
Baby need drugs
Baby gotta be fed
Baby cry now
Baby stays in bed
Baby dont talk
But some Baby has
Baby self absorbed
Its a guilt trip to know me
Baby self absorbed
Its a guilt trip to know me
Baby self absorbed
Its a guilt trip to know me
Baby self absorbed
Its a guilt trip to know me
Baby said close thing
Baby is a joke
Cry baby as they laughing at me
Maybe Baby hopes
One day Baby grows
And Babys more than
Baby thinks Baby can be
Had this on my hardrive for about four months now, never uploaded it because 1. I had to rely solely on myself for lyrics and Im not sure if they are right, 2. I didnt know whether to label it under Crywank or JC and The Nobodies.")
![Pat the Bunny - Teenage Anarchist [Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/i_k_XFrkaVg/mqdefault.jpg "Pat the Bunny - Teenage Anarchist [Lyrics]
https://banditsneverdie.bandcamp.com/track/teenage-anarchist
i was a teenage anarchist
drunk on selfish rebellion and of course wild irish rose
spitting in cops faces
who cut me and break instead of breaking my nose
since then ive been sobered by pepper spray and detox and rehab
im still waiting for the time to be right
well spit in all those cops faces together
i was a teenage anarchist
and of course i was full of shit
but show me someone who isnt
ill show you somebody who hasnt lived
believing in anything means taking the terrible risk of being dead wrong
but i still think that the stakes are worth it
i was a teenage anarchist
what does that make me thirteen years later and we didnt win
but thats the wrong question
like how would we deal with the murderers
tell me how do we deal with them now
if that pig who shot mike brown ever sees a court room
youll have mostly the looters to thank for it
i was a teenage anarchist
i was a teenage anarchist
i was a teenage anarchist
i was a teenage anarchist
i was a teenage anarchist
i was a teenage anarchist
i was a teenage anarchist and i still am")
![Seth Corbin - The Alcohol Song [Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jyv0J_luOIQ/mqdefault.jpg "Seth Corbin - The Alcohol Song [Lyrics]
https://sethcorbin.bandcamp.com/track/the-alcohol-song
ive come out three times first as queer and then as trans
both times met with acceptance and metaphorical clapping of hands
third time was met with disbelief an awkwardness so chronic
they thought i must be joking when i said im an alcoholic
they said i was too young as if theres an age limit for addiction
and they drink way more than me and theres absolutely nothing wrong with them
i cant say that i agree when our friendships based on getting drunk
and sober conversations a ship of silence that cant be sunk
cuz I drink when Im happy
and i drink when im sad
and i drink when life is going well
and when it turns out bad
i drink to remember
and i drink to forget
my mum said that if i carry on
ill probably end up dead
i first realised there were problems when i woke in a strangers bed
i didnt know where the fuck i was and i couldnt feel my head
i lost most of my money and i lost most of my clothes
and with that i found my pants and took to the open road
i tried to call my friends but none of them picked up
they were probably still out clubbing
or probably just too drunk
so i called the one woman on whom i can rely
hi mum its me im lost i said and then i began to cry
look around what can you see she asked and i could see big ben
and i found a train station and promised this wont happen again
when i promised that i meant it my drinking career would end
but it didnt stop me doing the exact same thing that next weekend
cuz I drink when Im happy
and i drink when im sad
and i drink when life is going well
and when it turns out bad
i drink to remember
and i drink to forget
my mum said that if i carry on
ill probably end up dead
if you think its not a problem then let me tell you this
i promised my best friend id stopped drinking that same night i got pissed
i missed her exhibition because i was so hungover
it doesnt take a genius to work out that friendships over
when you wanna put down the bottle but youve lost all the willpower
and you slip on the bathroom floor and knock yrself out in the shower
and you try to kill yourself cuz youre convinced you wont be missed
the next morning you realise you only felt that way cuz you were pissed
when youre abusive towards yr friends and abusive towards yr partner
and you wake up with no recollection of that behaviour after
if youve still got the audacity to tell me im okay
then my friend stay the fuck outta my life and stay the fuck outta my way
cuz I drink when Im happy
and i drink when im sad
and i drink when life is going well
and when it turns out bad
i drink to remember
and i drink to forget
my mum said that if i carry on
ill probably end up dead
cuz I drink when Im happy
and i drink when im sad
and i drink when life is going well
and when it turns out bad
i drink to remember
and i drink to forget
and i know that if i carry on
ill probably end up dead")
![Crywank - Leech Boy [ Lyrics ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAFk0cu6gJs/mqdefault.jpg "Crywank - Leech Boy [ Lyrics ]
http://crywank.bandcamp.com/track/leech-boy
I feel like a leech to everyone around me
unsure and false promises I make.
I invade your existence with my dependence
and leave you guilt tripped until you take
care of me, for If not I will surely die.
I don’t feed or clean myself and I am always high,
putting pipe dreams before the necessities in life.
Without your help I have no hope to survive.
Now I know that sounds pathetic,
that’s because that’s what I am.
So open about my flaws
but it’s all part of my plan.
For If I can recognize my flaws
you’ll assume I’m trying to change,
but I am lazy and disheartened
and I know I will remain the same.
Taking all you can give me trying to live in excess.
You know you’ll make my life much easier, I’ll make your life a mess.
Squirm away stupid leech boy go and die now in the drain,
you speak only of your sadness but are yet to feel true pain.
As I get older I also worsen.
I used to be a better person.
Growing into a constant burden.
Introducing man child.
I am scared I’ll lose my job because I always go in stoned,
If I do will you feed me, take me in and hear me moan.
If you don’t I’m on your conscience and will surely die alone.
Invite me in to regret it as I take over your home.
Oh so useless and demanding no I will not help out with chores.
I’ll bring no money or conversation. Unmotivated and bored.
Staring blankly into space absorbing all you have worked for,
I will disappoint those who think I can do more.
I warn you now to avoid me.
I may not bite the hand that feeds,
but I will wrap my lips around it
and I will suck off all the meat.
You’ll be left feeling used once you find out I’m a leech,
I’ll take all you can give and then I will up and leave.
No shame or dignity left in me as I scout out brand new friends
to invade with my dependence and let it start again.")
![The Front Bottoms - Looking Like You Just Woke Up [Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ldC9La7a8_w/mqdefault.jpg "The Front Bottoms - Looking Like You Just Woke Up [Lyrics]
http://www.thefrontbottoms.com/
I love to wait. I love girls with ex boyfriends, that they
Arent really over
And I love new mexico, I love places Ive never been
I love the idea of places Ill never go
So Im swinging like a fist fight concrete colored basement
Alright, alright lets keep this clean, as clean as youd like
And it probably wont get easier, just easier to hide
Prepare for an aching the rest of your life
Im playing dead. I faked my death and Ill keep pretending
If nothing else for the sake of the tradition
And I am confident
Even if it makes no sense. I will say I love you back
To the love that I am given
So Im swinging like a fist fight concrete colored basement
Alright, alright lets keep this clean, as clean as youd like
And it probably wont get easier, just easier to hide
Prepare for an aching the rest of your life
Prepare for an aching the rest of your life
So Im swinging like a fist fight concrete colored basement
Alright, alright lets keep this clean as clean as youd like
And it probably wont get easier just easier to hide
Prepare for an aching the rest of your life")
![Clairo - bubble gum [Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mGHIc0FIu40/mqdefault.jpg "Clairo - bubble gum [Lyrics]
https://soundcloud.com/ccottrill/bubble-gum
Sorry I didnt kiss you
But its obvious I wanted to
Bubble gum down my throat and its a curse
But my luck couldnt get any worse
Cause I swallowed the bubble gum
Oh and these seven years will be pretty dumb
Pink flowers grow from my skin
Pepto bismo veins and I grin
You look so nice in your shirt
Its sad because it just hurts
Id do anything for you
But would you do that for me too
Cause I swallowed the bubble gum
Oh and these seven years will be pretty dumb
Pink flowers grow from my skin
Pepto bismo veins and I grin")
![Emily Wells - Mamas Gonna Give You Love [ Lyrics ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nN-VJCyvsI0/mqdefault.jpg "Emily Wells - Mamas Gonna Give You Love [ Lyrics ]
Lyrics also in description
Buy here -
http://emilywellsmusic.com/#store [ Album: Mama ]
http://www.amazon.com/Mama-Emily-Wells/dp/B007CMD2UY
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/mama-bonus-track-version/id682204970
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
give you love, give you love
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
give you love, give you love
oh boy boy youre a heart breaker
ill tell you everything if you didnt take her
school shopping in the neighborhood mall
i know i know that i killed it all
when you say nothing, well you say it all
cant blame you baby i can take the fall
tuck you in just a one last time
tell you little baby itll be alright
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
give you love, give you love
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
give you love, give you love
oh boy boy youre a are the one
sights so high itll never be done
love you so hard in a every day
letters on my body i can read your name
i flew the coop i said it all
left you in the nest in the tree so tall
darkest summer and were losing light
i tell you little baby itll be alright
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
give you love, give you love
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
give you love, give you love
and mama and your mama dont see
and your mama no your mama dont see
and your mama no your mama dont see
but your mama dont want comin after me
and mama and your mama dont see
and your mama no your mama dont see
and your mama no your mama dont see
but your mama dont want comin after me
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
mamas gonna give you love
give you love, give you love")
