Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 9 hours ago

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Stream “McRib” everywhere!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/3fQmVFSMD1W19zbBaCnZBU?si=gghFhW6rQ_uuOolWBeCJGg&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A6i6gYX4AXSMFlWntd56bc8

Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/mcrib/1781481794?i=1781481795

Amazon: music.amazon.com/albums/B0DNRNFQZ9?do=play&trackAsin=B0DNRNVKKB&ts=1732882414&ref=dm_sh_eqHvNXt8bpKf6M2y1v0bbbfis

YouTube Music: music.youtube.com/watch?v=LGCoFFl_rWE&si=O-ncaFm7_OcKTUtu

Bandcamp: jordandecloedt.bandcamp.com/track/mcrib

SoundCloud: on.soundcloud.com/X3Mr8u4WsKGp9oti6

Lyrics:
In 1981,
McDonald’s thought they’d have some fun,
came a new item on the menu.
Now it’s seasonal?
Well hey, fuck you!

Nothing else could make it better,
Except the addition of a Doctor Pepper!
McRib!

It’s been a while since we have met.
Your tasty pork makes my mouth wet.
Barbecue sauce all over my face,
It makes me quiver in my special place.
(McRib)

Nothing else could make it better,
Except the addition of a Doctor Pepper!

The love is true, It’s not a fad.
One bite of you will drive me mad.
Pickles, buns, and the slivered onions.
I like mine with the crispy bacon.

Nothing else can make it better,
Or compares to its tender flavor.

“Hi, welcome to McDonald’s. Would you like to try a McRib meal today?”
“Uh, yeah. I’ll get every one you got.”
M C R I B P L Z
BLEGH

Seasonal depression hits me.
I’ll miss that processed rib meat.
Another year until we
Get that McRibussy.
Now their time has ended.
How am I supposed to stay fed?
Hey McDonald’s big heads,
Come suck on Micky Deez Nuts.

They’re year round in Germany?
Well this might be the end of me.

What a world it could be
Letting the McRib be
But you take it from me
And I’m sick of that shit!

Credits:
Written by: Jordan DeCloedt and Michael Feuerbach
Jordan DeCloedt - Guitars, Bass, Vocals
Sean Taylor - Additional Guitars and Drum Programming
Kandra Tolvstad: McDonald's Drive-Thru Employee