Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago

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STREAM HERE: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/jordandecloedt/jamaicastan

LYRICS:
Jenson, he's my best friend
He's really, really cool
Doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks
He's just the best in the whole wide world

Jenson, he's the best
And the coolest
And the cutest

He only speaks to me when he hasn't eaten in five to ten minutes
He escapes his place by using body weight to open doors

Do you have any plastic?

Jenson, he's a chonk
He's a lady's man
Doin' the best he can
He's my best friend

CREDITS:
Jordan DeCloedt: Lyrics, Vocals, Electric Guitar, Bass
Sean Taylor: Drum Programming
Kandra Tolvstad: Lyrics