Uploaded January 2022 | Updated September 2026, 13 hours ago
The Alphabet Using Spellcheck, From the album "Banned the Math". I do not own these songs, all rights go to Math the Band.
Lyrics:
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992
Open the pod bay doors, HAL
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that
I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now very confidently that it's going to be all right again
Well, I don't really know what's going on or who I am or where I'm from
But I do know a thing or two about…love!
Oh no wait, that's probably the concussion talking
Hello can you hear me, I am singing into a microphone and I am answering the telephone when I put you on speaker phone for an awkward silence
(Hello? I think I- I think I gotta go)
The Alphabet Using Spellcheck, From the album "Banned the Math". I do not own these songs, all rights go to Math the Band.
Lyrics:
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992
Open the pod bay doors, HAL
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that
I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now very confidently that it's going to be all right again
Well, I don't really know what's going on or who I am or where I'm from
But I do know a thing or two about…love!
Oh no wait, that's probably the concussion talking
Hello can you hear me, I am singing into a microphone and I am answering the telephone when I put you on speaker phone for an awkward silence
(Hello? I think I- I think I gotta go)
