Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 17 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
I'm okay and you're okay
Tonight's the night, today's the day
I wanna be your boyfriend, can't you see?
We'll dance our troubles out of this galaxy
A million boys on a million planets
Who will call your name, and a million gannets
Will set the scene with a laugh and a scream
I l-o-v-e you a-ok
Trying to differentiate the look in my eyes
From the looks in the eyes of all the other guys in the room
Can't you tell that I've got a crush on you?
Every night I sleep without you
I dream about sleeping in within you
My mind is full with hearts and letters
If you can find a boy I can do you one better
You're sweet, you jive, you dance, you jive
You move, you groove, you drink, you spew
You eat, you're sweet, you drink, you drive
You dance, you jive, you move around and you're alive
I'm rinsed in like a washing machine
And the world just goes all cyclical
I'm leaving this place and I'm saying my prayers
I know you're there but I'm scared I'll stare
Trying to differentiate the look in my eyes
From the looks in the eyes of all the other guys in the room
Can't you tell that I've got a crush on you?
I DO NOT OWN THIS, ALL RIGHTS GO TO TALKSHOW BOY
Track 17 off of Talkshow Boy's second album, WATCH AS I PERFORM MY OWN TRACHEOTOMY, originally released on August 20th, 2005 through Pocketclock. This is taken directly from the original mp3 zip download available on the Pocketclock website, as the versions seen on Bandcamp available in FLAC are not in any higher quality, yet do not sound the best compared to the original download and I have not found these versions on youtube yet. If I am asked to take this down, I will take it down.
"All songs written, re-written, remembered and wrecked by Adrian Bailey Trajstman. This album was doctored and fixed by R McNaught (topquality)."
Lyrics:
I'm okay and you're okay
Tonight's the night, today's the day
I wanna be your boyfriend, can't you see?
We'll dance our troubles out of this galaxy
A million boys on a million planets
Who will call your name, and a million gannets
Will set the scene with a laugh and a scream
I l-o-v-e you a-ok
Trying to differentiate the look in my eyes
From the looks in the eyes of all the other guys in the room
Can't you tell that I've got a crush on you?
Every night I sleep without you
I dream about sleeping in within you
My mind is full with hearts and letters
If you can find a boy I can do you one better
You're sweet, you jive, you dance, you jive
You move, you groove, you drink, you spew
You eat, you're sweet, you drink, you drive
You dance, you jive, you move around and you're alive
I'm rinsed in like a washing machine
And the world just goes all cyclical
I'm leaving this place and I'm saying my prayers
I know you're there but I'm scared I'll stare
Trying to differentiate the look in my eyes
From the looks in the eyes of all the other guys in the room
Can't you tell that I've got a crush on you?
