Uploaded March 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
The Poetic Justice League was disbanded almost two years ago, but today we find ourselves in need of stronger defences than ever before.
I call on all members of the newly formed Los Poetas Vengadores (The Avenging Poets) to stand vigilant as we face our greatest threat to peace since the Poetry Wars of 2012. Nobody wants to see a repeat of that dark period of our shared history, but if the citizens of YouTubania are to remain unmolested by foul rhymes in their feeds then act we must.
Pray, if that's what you think will help , light candles, anoint your screens with holy water or sacrifice your pets on scarlet alters at moonrise. Do these pointless things if they make you feel secure. But any man, woman or child reading these words who wants to make an actual difference in these tumultuous times - scribble poems for peace but prepare yourselves for war!
Subscribe to these potential combatants to maintain due vigilance:
Randrew Poet (aka Andr0idThePoet)
youtube.com/channel/UC1TiwEiAg1h4clkp2PqedLw
RefriedBeanDip
youtube.com/user/RefriedBeanDip
A reminder of former times:
Poetic Justice League: Word War Fun (poem)
youtube.com/watch?v=WeksdT8AkMs
I accuse
Mr Poet and Mr Dip
(Two dudes I find hip)
Of inflaming poetic passions
Gentlemen stand down,
Holster your pencils
Your adjectives and nouns
Clear your throats and
Take a moment to breath
It's been almost two years
Since our verses brought tears
And blood to the ears
Of our innocent view-ears
I like how you both read
I think of each voice as a gift
If peace is to succeed
Poetry battles we do not need
Should be avoided
At any cost
We've been here before
Turned rhymes into
Weapons of war
The battle of 2012
As any survivor will tell
Was literally a literary Hell
So how can I convince you
My compadre mio's
That it's not worth doing it again
Let me think, ehm..
.. Ok, Seeing as I won the last war
..I-I know we never..sat round a table
didn't signed papers or hold talks
But to me sitting here
It seemed patently clear
I was the best of a pretty bad bunch
So let's be polite and not
Fall victims to the spite
That threatened to drown us before
When we last penned dirges
Full of rhyming couplet splurges
In stanzas so trite
Delivered in meters too far left of what would have sounded right
And we plunged into war, sinking up to our necks in shite.
Gentlemen, peace in our time rests in your hands
Which means... ...we're fucked.
The Poetic Justice League was disbanded almost two years ago, but today we find ourselves in need of stronger defences than ever before.
I call on all members of the newly formed Los Poetas Vengadores (The Avenging Poets) to stand vigilant as we face our greatest threat to peace since the Poetry Wars of 2012. Nobody wants to see a repeat of that dark period of our shared history, but if the citizens of YouTubania are to remain unmolested by foul rhymes in their feeds then act we must.
Pray, if that's what you think will help , light candles, anoint your screens with holy water or sacrifice your pets on scarlet alters at moonrise. Do these pointless things if they make you feel secure. But any man, woman or child reading these words who wants to make an actual difference in these tumultuous times - scribble poems for peace but prepare yourselves for war!
Subscribe to these potential combatants to maintain due vigilance:
Randrew Poet (aka Andr0idThePoet)
youtube.com/channel/UC1TiwEiAg1h4clkp2PqedLw
RefriedBeanDip
youtube.com/user/RefriedBeanDip
A reminder of former times:
Poetic Justice League: Word War Fun (poem)
youtube.com/watch?v=WeksdT8AkMs
I accuse
Mr Poet and Mr Dip
(Two dudes I find hip)
Of inflaming poetic passions
Gentlemen stand down,
Holster your pencils
Your adjectives and nouns
Clear your throats and
Take a moment to breath
It's been almost two years
Since our verses brought tears
And blood to the ears
Of our innocent view-ears
I like how you both read
I think of each voice as a gift
If peace is to succeed
Poetry battles we do not need
Should be avoided
At any cost
We've been here before
Turned rhymes into
Weapons of war
The battle of 2012
As any survivor will tell
Was literally a literary Hell
So how can I convince you
My compadre mio's
That it's not worth doing it again
Let me think, ehm..
.. Ok, Seeing as I won the last war
..I-I know we never..sat round a table
didn't signed papers or hold talks
But to me sitting here
It seemed patently clear
I was the best of a pretty bad bunch
So let's be polite and not
Fall victims to the spite
That threatened to drown us before
When we last penned dirges
Full of rhyming couplet splurges
In stanzas so trite
Delivered in meters too far left of what would have sounded right
And we plunged into war, sinking up to our necks in shite.
Gentlemen, peace in our time rests in your hands
Which means... ...we're fucked.
