Uploaded July 2012 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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*Transcript below*

AtheistAussie's opener:
The Day The Atheists Came to Church
youtube.com/watch?v=otWC8UIUp6g

Andr0idThePoet throws down the gauntlet:
The Aussie Pretender
youtube.com/watch?v=MZe1k-HPdf0

AtheistAussie ripostes:
Poetic Justice League: Andr0idThePoet VS AtheistAussie!
youtube.com/watch?v=3aXWnAQEm9c

theskepticalheritic sets a cat loose among the pigeons:
Poetic Justice League of 'Murica: Putting the Elderly to Bed
youtube.com/watch?v=hvOisyNnaaw

monkeytail2002 acting like a true Scottish bard man:
An Address to the Poetic Justice Leagues by the Bard.
youtube.com/watch?v=gJOHkzaGImw

SchizophrenicQueen castigates the profligate poetic pretenders:
Throw Down in the Show Down
youtube.com/watch?v=GUUHhMquPq4


AtheistAussie versus Andr0idThePoet
That's not a battle
It's a race to find slowest!
So if now's the time
For men of rhyme
To begin rattling their sabres
I'll join that fight, I'll claim the right
To vouchsafe my own labours

Let's double down, battle for the crown
Reveal our true king and relegate the clowns

If there can be only one
Let's start the fun
And see if we can't find
The Prince Regent of Rhyme
The Sultan of Stanza
The Maha Raja of the lines

I'm here to lay siege, I'm the lyrical liege
The others are just scratching on the floor
One's Occidental
The other beyond Oriental
And I'm here to show them both the door.

So gentlemen. start your biros
I hope ye've cashed your giros
And are feeling good and rested
'Cause I'll leave yis broken
Your reputations smokin'
And me.. ..King of the Rhythm Method!