Uploaded April 2011 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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Welcome to part seven in this series of videos in which I take the advice of all of those Christian fundamentalists and read my bible - literally

You see if you are going to believe in the literal "truth" of the bible and take it literally then literally is the only way that you can read it.

In this episode, the ark is finally complete and the animals are all on board and god does finally get round to sending the flood and then...

...The ark is finished, again, and all the animals are on board, again, and god finally gets around to flooding the earth...

...Again

And despite the vague measurements and the use of completely unsuitable materials, the bloody thing actually floated and went to sea in the worst storm the world had ever seen, and survived but did god overlook something?

Music:
"The Good Book"
Written and Performed by Tim Minchin

youtube.com/user/timminchin


Joking aside, let's not forget the very real flood and earthquake tragedy that happened just a few weeks ago in Japan

You can still donate to Doctors Without Borders efforts in Japan here:

donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/SSLPage.aspx?pid=240