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Lyrics:
(verse 1)
She's a vicious opponent, when she's ambitiously honing
her blades sufficiently focused, With no contingency noted
I mean, needed, But now they're so hopeless
It's like they run in slow motion because the kat can shunpo em,
She's the poster girl for all those crazy dagger explosions
And she never gets dizzy with dagger spinning hypnosis
the closest that you'll ever get is when she's fixin to own ya
and you get caught up in the whirlwind of her fatal death lotus
Now it ain't hocus pocus, she's just enlightening you
ignitin' the spark in the dark incitin' the fightin' in you
A neophyte to the few, who give her all sorts of orders
an assassin with no fear,you know kat has no borders
She'll climb the walls of the bastion, use her daggers as ladders
with the cloak of the night the blood will spatter and lather
Battered souls of the men are gonna shatter with laughter
As they scamper and clamor from this callous assassin
(chorus) x2
Looks like i'm gonna spin today
a death lotus is on its way-oh
right after a shunpo
right after a shunpo
(verse 2)
Pernicious and beautiful, hidden blades in her cuticles
she'll reach in through your monitor, slice your neck in your cubicle
Now please tell me what you'd do wi th irrefutable knives
aimed at your jugular, reflect on your excuse of a life
And when she's chillin' in mid lane, You're feelin' the split pain
admit you're a bit shamed, commit to your kills man
damn, she don't even need a jungler you're fumblin'
to cs while she's dual screening tumblr
It's embarassing to your hopeful team
But It seems when you're jumped on you let out a woeful scream
Ol' katareen evisceratin' flesh so clean
Don't joke with me, hatin' how she reign supreme
Kat'll get her cream, when she's stabbin' your spinal cord
Crack open your rib cage and snatchin' your vital orgs
A black market smorgasbord, addicted to murder
slip in and out of the shadows to stifle whispers and murmurs
(chorus) x2
Looks like i'm gonna spin today
a death lotus is on its way-oh
right after a shunpo
right after a shunpo
1mankitchen.com - The manly way to cook.
Download: fringebeats.bandcamp.com/track/lol-raps-katarina-right-after-a-shunpo
Facebook: facebook.com/fringebeats
Twitter: twitter.com/fringebeats
Lyrics:
(verse 1)
She's a vicious opponent, when she's ambitiously honing
her blades sufficiently focused, With no contingency noted
I mean, needed, But now they're so hopeless
It's like they run in slow motion because the kat can shunpo em,
She's the poster girl for all those crazy dagger explosions
And she never gets dizzy with dagger spinning hypnosis
the closest that you'll ever get is when she's fixin to own ya
and you get caught up in the whirlwind of her fatal death lotus
Now it ain't hocus pocus, she's just enlightening you
ignitin' the spark in the dark incitin' the fightin' in you
A neophyte to the few, who give her all sorts of orders
an assassin with no fear,you know kat has no borders
She'll climb the walls of the bastion, use her daggers as ladders
with the cloak of the night the blood will spatter and lather
Battered souls of the men are gonna shatter with laughter
As they scamper and clamor from this callous assassin
(chorus) x2
Looks like i'm gonna spin today
a death lotus is on its way-oh
right after a shunpo
right after a shunpo
(verse 2)
Pernicious and beautiful, hidden blades in her cuticles
she'll reach in through your monitor, slice your neck in your cubicle
Now please tell me what you'd do wi th irrefutable knives
aimed at your jugular, reflect on your excuse of a life
And when she's chillin' in mid lane, You're feelin' the split pain
admit you're a bit shamed, commit to your kills man
damn, she don't even need a jungler you're fumblin'
to cs while she's dual screening tumblr
It's embarassing to your hopeful team
But It seems when you're jumped on you let out a woeful scream
Ol' katareen evisceratin' flesh so clean
Don't joke with me, hatin' how she reign supreme
Kat'll get her cream, when she's stabbin' your spinal cord
Crack open your rib cage and snatchin' your vital orgs
A black market smorgasbord, addicted to murder
slip in and out of the shadows to stifle whispers and murmurs
(chorus) x2
Looks like i'm gonna spin today
a death lotus is on its way-oh
right after a shunpo
right after a shunpo
