Uploaded February 2012 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
1mankitchen.com - The manly way to cook.
Download: http://hu.lk/xo3ciblclmtd
Instrumental is from: Asher Rother - Common Knowledge
(verse 1)
never de-hydrated even though i'm made of flammables
malicious intent as this flame hits your mandible
a burning cannonball, take your head off, brand about to set it off, better not scoff, got you coughin from smoke inhalation, innovator of this flaming hot predation your creamation imminently my fixation
The duration of my dot ticks down
you're drowned in my sea of flames with a proper frown
misused heavily like a proper noun once brand is done with you your body color's charred brown
This dude goes to town, left and right, burnin' enemies to a crisp, ash is outta sight, at night everybody seems to become human lights as he cooks em
in his oven like some pizza bagel bites
Watch the backdraft brand will sit here and laugh
as he melts your epidermis put you in a body cast
multi faceted blastin kids without the gasoline
explosions firin from his sizzlin' phalanges
His life ain't hard he accepts the challenges
cause he knows one day he'll obtain his hateful vengeance
(chorus)
Brand about to get nasty
Got your body lookin all burnt and quite ashy
Spittin fire like an old time circus act be
He murders so extravagantly
Sadly, he's tormented by anger
A lost spirit just possessin a stranger
destruction of the world is part of his arrangement
but he's still bound by the league's arraignment
(verse 2)
Fueled by infernal hate, you're gonna need cpr to rescusitate you from my misguided rage, locked in a cage of a mortal body no escape, a chained soul fighting in the league just to entertain the assemblage
I'll cause a hemorrhage don't mistake that for rhetoric watch the fire blitz brand be on that higher ish,
get on my level trick here's a free tip run away when im in mid
or start with boots kid, that's the only way you're gonna dodge my flaming boot tip,
or get kicked, reported with those loose lipped summoners, ragin', hatin' everyone that didn't queue with them, so what you gonna do again, rage quit, start over, practice more, maybe queue with friends?
with translucent opinions
regardless against brand you're often out of choices
wrought with hate merciless destroyin'
(chorus)
Brand about to get nasty
Got your body lookin all burnt and ashy
Spittin fire like an old circus act be
He kills so very extravagantly
Sadly, he's tormented by anger
A lost spirit just possessin a stranger
destruction of the world is part of his arrangement
but he's still bound by the league's arraignment
(verse 3)
Now let me ask the class what's your brand of domination
Your brand of desctruction coupled with eradication
I know you all hatin when I drop my aoe's
But that's just my style and I'll pyro you with ease
Lookin like a disney pyrotechnic show, droppin foes, killin slow, fast, whatever speed I need though
put your life on escrow as you drop below the market
just look for brand when you need that fire started
1mankitchen.com - The manly way to cook.
Download: http://hu.lk/xo3ciblclmtd
Instrumental is from: Asher Rother - Common Knowledge
(verse 1)
never de-hydrated even though i'm made of flammables
malicious intent as this flame hits your mandible
a burning cannonball, take your head off, brand about to set it off, better not scoff, got you coughin from smoke inhalation, innovator of this flaming hot predation your creamation imminently my fixation
The duration of my dot ticks down
you're drowned in my sea of flames with a proper frown
misused heavily like a proper noun once brand is done with you your body color's charred brown
This dude goes to town, left and right, burnin' enemies to a crisp, ash is outta sight, at night everybody seems to become human lights as he cooks em
in his oven like some pizza bagel bites
Watch the backdraft brand will sit here and laugh
as he melts your epidermis put you in a body cast
multi faceted blastin kids without the gasoline
explosions firin from his sizzlin' phalanges
His life ain't hard he accepts the challenges
cause he knows one day he'll obtain his hateful vengeance
(chorus)
Brand about to get nasty
Got your body lookin all burnt and quite ashy
Spittin fire like an old time circus act be
He murders so extravagantly
Sadly, he's tormented by anger
A lost spirit just possessin a stranger
destruction of the world is part of his arrangement
but he's still bound by the league's arraignment
(verse 2)
Fueled by infernal hate, you're gonna need cpr to rescusitate you from my misguided rage, locked in a cage of a mortal body no escape, a chained soul fighting in the league just to entertain the assemblage
I'll cause a hemorrhage don't mistake that for rhetoric watch the fire blitz brand be on that higher ish,
get on my level trick here's a free tip run away when im in mid
or start with boots kid, that's the only way you're gonna dodge my flaming boot tip,
or get kicked, reported with those loose lipped summoners, ragin', hatin' everyone that didn't queue with them, so what you gonna do again, rage quit, start over, practice more, maybe queue with friends?
with translucent opinions
regardless against brand you're often out of choices
wrought with hate merciless destroyin'
(chorus)
Brand about to get nasty
Got your body lookin all burnt and ashy
Spittin fire like an old circus act be
He kills so very extravagantly
Sadly, he's tormented by anger
A lost spirit just possessin a stranger
destruction of the world is part of his arrangement
but he's still bound by the league's arraignment
(verse 3)
Now let me ask the class what's your brand of domination
Your brand of desctruction coupled with eradication
I know you all hatin when I drop my aoe's
But that's just my style and I'll pyro you with ease
Lookin like a disney pyrotechnic show, droppin foes, killin slow, fast, whatever speed I need though
put your life on escrow as you drop below the market
just look for brand when you need that fire started








![League of Legends Evelynn Rap | LoL Raps - Evelynn(I Remember) [Prod. By Deymon]
http://1mankitchen.com - The manly way to cook.
Deymons youtube(thanks buddy): http://www.youtube.com/garryonious
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Reddit post:
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Download: http://fringebeats.bandcamp.com/track/lol-raps-evelynn-i-remember
(If you want it free, just put 0 for the price)
Lyrics:
Dont think I dont remember when I first got reported
I just picked eve and I got called retarded
and thats when I retorted, nah dude shes the best pick
Sore losers always hit the X when they dodged quick
FUCK! Now I gotta re-queue, no penalty in those days
It was frustrating, why they hatin Im just tryna make the bacon
while I climb the elo ranking playin someone that is different
Listen, Im not tryna be a troll, Its not my intention
to ruin your game bro, I just picked eve you really need to relax
take a step back, and watch me attack,
Bitch! Id stealth in for a gank like I needed to
With No help when I flanked, Got heated dude
Hes farming creeps over there while he blaming me
For dyin when I tried to gank his mid you could clearly see
This guy was a dick, Pointing to the sky
raging hate boner, Raging hate boner
Solo queueing like a loner while I duoed with my friend who proceeded to type expletives
Stop being a little bitch
Help when she ganks for you
Pay the fuck attention fool
This devolved into something about measuring dicks and whose mom was fat and stuff like that
And you, know, whatever things the kids in solo queue could come up with back then, you know how but um, anyways
Those games became a rage fest,
Nobody won, nobody won
No mute button to counteract the problems
The act of picking eve was just me being a glutton for punishment
When she had a stun, Then she got a nerf
Riot says shes anti-fun
They slapped her with a slow
No longer a pub stomper Faded to the blackness
Saw eve no longer
But I remember the old days
When eve ganked in the old ways
And I remember the pro plays from eve when the lanes needed ganks
And I remember the old stealth
WHen eve had her old spells
E had a stun and her ulti just made her want to run
First day of the remake, chock full of eve hate
People wanting refunds, Sayin she was no fun
Tried to play her AD, But when that didnt work
They gave up on that old eve and just moved on
cause it took too long for the new school to learn shit
yearned for simplicity cookie cutter build picks
But panda wasnt deterred, I tried her AP
and her deeps was too absurd, they couldnt handle it
Tried to build resist but my pen made it counterfeit
they couldnt do shit
I dropped em left and right, squishies, carries, tanks alike
it was then that their minds seemed to change overnight
cause I climbed to the heights of 1 million elo and riot said
no, no, no, that cant happen bro
They stripped me of my ranking, covered up the story
And the witnesses were hating that they smothered up the glory
of the hidden AP carry and the key to the top
Eve was a ringer! eve was a ringer!
But they couldnt let it linger cause they made her 2 stronk
And the balance teeter tittered til the line got drawn
in the sand and they reset, shut off the servers
with their shame and their regret
It was just a matter of time
They implemented nerfs as im writin this rhyme
cause you know how riot is, just apply the nerf bat
appease the balance gods just to please all these nerd cats
But eve is on the come back
even flow of kills puttin food in her lunch pack
YOu can see it on her lol king highest win rate
in the mid lane trained to win and assassinate
So why they gotta playa hate
Im just tryna play eve while I educate League of Legends Evelynn Rap | LoL Raps - Evelynn(I Remember) [Prod. By Deymon]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wQeEpDa449k/mqdefault.jpg)

