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![League of Legends Evelynn Rap | LoL Raps - Evelynn(I Remember) [Prod. By Deymon]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wQeEpDa449k/mqdefault.jpg "League of Legends Evelynn Rap | LoL Raps - Evelynn(I Remember) [Prod. By Deymon]
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Lyrics:
Dont think I dont remember when I first got reported
I just picked eve and I got called retarded
and thats when I retorted, nah dude shes the best pick
Sore losers always hit the X when they dodged quick
FUCK! Now I gotta re-queue, no penalty in those days
It was frustrating, why they hatin Im just tryna make the bacon
while I climb the elo ranking playin someone that is different
Listen, Im not tryna be a troll, Its not my intention
to ruin your game bro, I just picked eve you really need to relax
take a step back, and watch me attack,
Bitch! Id stealth in for a gank like I needed to
With No help when I flanked, Got heated dude
Hes farming creeps over there while he blaming me
For dyin when I tried to gank his mid you could clearly see
This guy was a dick, Pointing to the sky
raging hate boner, Raging hate boner
Solo queueing like a loner while I duoed with my friend who proceeded to type expletives
Stop being a little bitch
Help when she ganks for you
Pay the fuck attention fool
This devolved into something about measuring dicks and whose mom was fat and stuff like that
And you, know, whatever things the kids in solo queue could come up with back then, you know how but um, anyways
Those games became a rage fest,
Nobody won, nobody won
No mute button to counteract the problems
The act of picking eve was just me being a glutton for punishment
When she had a stun, Then she got a nerf
Riot says shes anti-fun
They slapped her with a slow
No longer a pub stomper Faded to the blackness
Saw eve no longer
But I remember the old days
When eve ganked in the old ways
And I remember the pro plays from eve when the lanes needed ganks
And I remember the old stealth
WHen eve had her old spells
E had a stun and her ulti just made her want to run
First day of the remake, chock full of eve hate
People wanting refunds, Sayin she was no fun
Tried to play her AD, But when that didnt work
They gave up on that old eve and just moved on
cause it took too long for the new school to learn shit
yearned for simplicity cookie cutter build picks
But panda wasnt deterred, I tried her AP
and her deeps was too absurd, they couldnt handle it
Tried to build resist but my pen made it counterfeit
they couldnt do shit
I dropped em left and right, squishies, carries, tanks alike
it was then that their minds seemed to change overnight
cause I climbed to the heights of 1 million elo and riot said
no, no, no, that cant happen bro
They stripped me of my ranking, covered up the story
And the witnesses were hating that they smothered up the glory
of the hidden AP carry and the key to the top
Eve was a ringer! eve was a ringer!
But they couldnt let it linger cause they made her 2 stronk
And the balance teeter tittered til the line got drawn
in the sand and they reset, shut off the servers
with their shame and their regret
It was just a matter of time
They implemented nerfs as im writin this rhyme
cause you know how riot is, just apply the nerf bat
appease the balance gods just to please all these nerd cats
But eve is on the come back
even flow of kills puttin food in her lunch pack
YOu can see it on her lol king highest win rate
in the mid lane trained to win and assassinate
So why they gotta playa hate
Im just tryna play eve while I educate")
