Uploaded October 2016 | Updated September 2026, 20 hours ago

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From Macquarie University's Law Revue 2016: Sue A Side Squad.

KANYE WEST ♫
How does a sassy, dwarven, stunted and Hobbit-like
Cosmo-politan model flaunt her colossal butt
To all on Instagram, with opulence and snobbishness, so hollow
And yet she clocks up half a billion follows

CAITLYN JENNER ♫
I’m Caitlyn, her former father-but-now-stepmother
On the Vogue cover, now looking a lot hotter
Kardashian soap opera, Versace and rocks Prada
Such a queen, she got Paris Hilton to be her butler

KYLIE JENNER ♫
Now every day, she’s slaying fashion, gorgeous in garments
Ray J she used to date, their porno launched her to stardom
This bride went from husband to Humphries and then went darker
With Kanye she wedded and went wild tossing her garter

ROBERT KARDASHIAN ♫
OJ murder case fame, investigation claims
Her dad as a lawyer got Simpson off the chain
Siblings Brandon, Brody, Kendall and Kourtney spelt with a K
Kylie, Khloé, Kris, Kanye, North West and her baby Saint

CAITLYN JENNER ♫
Every word, every sound, we think “This chick is so vain, man.”
Even contraception in her Gucci bag is name brand
High school education shows up empty on the brain-scan
This girl has got fame, acclaim, what’s your name, ma’am?

KIM KARDASHIAN ♫
Kimberley Kardashian
My name is Kimberley Kardashian
I flash my big gluteus maximum
Watch my weight, butt inflates

KRIS JENNER ♫
Me? I mothered Kim

ROBERT KARDASHIAN ♫
Me? I fathered Kim

PARIS HILTON ♫
Me? I butlered Kim

KARDASHIAN SISTERS ♫
We outslut Kim

KANYE WEST ♫
And me? Well, I locked down that bottom!

ALL ♫
Bottom, bottom!
Got a million bucks to flash her bum
She’s such a baaaaabe

KANYE
What’s your name, ma’am?

ALL ♫
Kimberley Kardashian!