Letters & Numbers rapping @niboswald

Uploaded December 2010 | Updated September 2026, 16 hours ago

My nights on SBS show Letters & Numbers episodes 103, 104 and 105; hosted by Richard Morecroft with David Astle and Lily Serna.
http://www.sbs.com.au/shows/lettersandnumbers/watchonlineplaylist/page/i/1/show/lettersandnumbers

Room 237 - Cryptic Film Review by Nib Oswald

Lion King / Book Of Mormon musical Hasa Diga Eebowai

Star Wars Musical Act I Scene 4 - Welcome To Kranspyre

Justin Bieber Deposition: The Usual Suspects Douche Edition

Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball Newtons Cradle

Cappuccino (parody of Despacito by Justin Bieber feat. Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee)

Riches - James Packer sings Shawn Mendes parody

Star Wars Musical Act II Scene 4 - Men, Huh

Star Wars Musical Act I Scene 15 - Cheery Disposition

$Nib Oswald | Die Antwoord parody Enter The Ginger Nib Oswald on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/artist/nib-oswald/id515843920 Written, rapped, directed, filmed and edited by Nib Oswald Chorus vocals by Emelia May (a genuine survivor of gingervitis) Yo-Landi Vi$$er played by DJ Eve Speciall Metalcore remix by youtube.com/GroundZeroStudio Thanks to Olga for allowing her bugs to claw at my nipples and Clareface for the Weasley. For premium enjoyment, first watch Enter The Ninja and Fok Julle Naaiers videos at http://dieantwoord.com/tension.html#videoz *************************************************** [INTRO] Check it. I represent those freckled and copper In our race, we got these red-coloured rings Darks, lights, scarlets Gingers, amaranths, roses, burnt hues, cardinals Im like... all the sunburn stings All those red alleles Topped into one hairstyle [CHORUS] My-y-y... my skin is ultra-white I need sun protection from the UV light Aye, aye, aye... I am the Scottish type Anaemic complexion, need sun protection [VERSE 1] Im a ginger, son My hair is like a flickering flame, I feel pain being in the sun I hate sunlight, cuts me shining like a knife (Im a ginger... shunned!) Like Bozo the Clown, Im never brown - wear a shirt in the bath Gotta stay in the shade, sunrays are harsh No melato-nin, pale as The O-men Co-nan! I aint got a soul, skin is full of mel-ano-ma! Spot fire, crotch pyre of carc-ino-ma! Im a hot chilli pepper with this blazing red God dammit, at least you dont live with Ronald Weasleys head Slip Slop Slap, rolling on more... S-P-F Hereditary, recessive genes fleck my flesh My doctor might check my freckled specks Hair is scarlet as blush, I ate too much crust Curls starting to rust Got fiery chro-mo-somes Rosiest hormones, Im saucier than to-ma-toes Such harmfulness from sunburn blisters, don a hat Im flaming as Van Gogh My Cherry is Ripe Im Orphan Annie, a raggy doll I dont pass for no strawbrry blonde Im fi-i-i-irecrotch for life, yo Im a ginger [CHORUS] My-y-y my skin is ultra-white I need sun protection from the UV light Aye, aye, aye. I am the Scottish type Anaemic complexion, need sun protection My-y-y my skin is ultra-white I see no reflection, like Im from Twilight I-I-I find candles far too bright Allergic reaction to light refraction [VERSE 2] Gingerkid jokes? Cruel Im called Chuckie and ranga, swim in no pool White as chalk, with fiery locks Call the firetruck... Im not Blue! As I bake, flake, ache Sunburnt til my arms are fried Fanta pants, a pure Caucasian and daywalker Gingers stay indoor Were not like people from that Jersey Shore Need more sunblock or we get hot and charred raw Ill get no child as a sperm clinic donor Hiding from the break of dawn Thriving in the cool of night I cant tan without catching alight Im sanguine, see We navigate the shade of fences, gates and trees Every purchase I make so shadily Im Anne of Green Gables Pippi Longstocking, reddish, with Hermione Granger Ginger, my bangs Totally white flesh Failing math... cant do trig with no Tan My Spice Girl suit is slutty Redder than the wig on Roxanne Just need a temprate zone, suncream and a fan Guys-mocking-my-chalk-skin? Im a ginger [CHORUS] [BLACKOUT] Gosh, this is like, The least Ive stung or felt burnt in my whole life Stuck in a box of Redheads... hey dont shake it! No more dyeing or mousses This place has got no sun You cant see Im a freckled sideshow Cant look at me now! Holed up in this box instead No light! Im housed inside! No more blisters Enter the ginger We so recessive Keep your sun deck Im safe from cancer I like shade... [CHORUS]$