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![Cappuccino (parody of Despacito by Justin Bieber feat. Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee)
Absolutely frothing.
Vocals by Nick Foran, Kyle Nozza and Nib Oswald
Keyboard and drum track by Ray Sayah
Written and produced by Nib Oswald
Free mp3 download: https://soundcloud.com/nib-oswald/cappuccino-justin-bieber-despacito-parody
I’m a lover of percolation
Can’t get enough of your caffeination (Yeah)
The saving grace of every third world nation (Yeah)
Oh, Moccona
From flat white to a dark caffé
Roast those beans and just grind away
Gotta love that flavour, add the foam in foamy
(Foamy)
You fill my paper cup up when you pour it long
Sip this cappuccino or I’ll burn my tongue
The way they filter it so clear
Will flush the turds out of my rear
Try a macchiato, it’ll taste strong
[VERSE 1]
Brew
Farmers pick the berries from their coffee farms
Add soy milk and hold the warmness in your palms
Swallow the sweet nectar to increase your pulse, oh
(Soya? Yum!)
Office workers chugging at their coffee bars
Yuppies on their laptops with a demitasse
Housewives reconsidering their life insurance
[HOOK]
Cappuccino
Gotta have my daily dose of that caffeine, oh
Aint enough to microwave some Ovaltine, no
It’s our legal beverage methamphetamine, yo
Frappuccino
You can keep your vodka and your pinot grigio
I prefer hot coffee to a chilled glass of vino
It’s a diuretic that will help your pee flow
(Dulce dulce dulce!
Dulce dulce! Oh!)
[CHORUS]
How I love the fragrant smell
And wanky Starbucks lingo
Latte, espresso or mocha
Yes, I just worship this bean so
(Java me, oh, java me, oh baby!)
Serve it in a cup or mug
A Cuban cortadito
Freshly brewed, smoking with cream, so
Milky and steamy and sweet, oh
[VERSE 2]
Add lemon to Espresso Romano
Or top it with a marshmallow
Each sip will set your heart aglow
And freshens up your frontal lobe
Starbucks on each corner block
I visited for lunch, once
Now I go there hourly
Since I first took the plunge plunge
Arabica with chocolate flavour fusion in my latte
Freddo, Freddo, Freddo
Icy frozen coffee on a hot day
Some will take it whiter than Albino goats in Norway
Others like it black as crows in Zimbabwe
[BRIDGE 1]
I’m keen for this bean, oh
Java lover freakshow
Vittoria fanboy
Move over, Pacino
Pronto with espressos
Promptly they destress us
Moka pots the size of wine nebuchadnezzars
Pasito is weak, yo
Pour it on the street, ho
Fresh Americano
No Gloria Jeans, no
Fetch a hungry civet
Lots of seeds you give it
Drink the Kopi Luwak
It’s what’s delivered
(Oh, yeah)
[HOOK 2]
Cappuccino
Gotta have my daily dose of that caffeine, oh
Aint enough to microwave some Ovaltine, no
It’s our legal beverage methamphetamine, yo
Frappuccino
You can keep your vodka and your pinot grigio
I prefer hot coffee to a chilled glass of vino
It’s a diuretic that will help your pee flow
(Dulce dulce dulce!
Dulce dulce! Oh!)
[CHORUS 2]
How I love the fragrant smell
And wanky Starbucks lingo
Latte, espresso or mocha
Yes, I just worship this bean so
(Java me, oh, java me, oh baby!)
Serve it in a cup or mug
A Cuban cortadito
Freshly brewed, smoking with cream, so
Milky and steamy and sweet, oh
[A CAPPELLA]
Cappuccino
My barista’s coffee grounds are magnifico
I just want to hear that steaming hot machine, oh
Every time he spells my name out, it’s a typo!
(¡Galão!)
[BRIDGE 2]
A kilo of beans go
Into the machine hole
Early morning brood
Is soon brewed away clean, yo
Latte, espresso or mocha
Coffee is liquid libido
(Java me, oh, java me, oh baby!)
[OUTRO]
A creamy placebo
Saviour of us weak folk
Daylight hours are wondrous
But gee, I can’t sleep though
(Just another cup or three, yo
I’ll be awake for a week, oh)
Cappuccino Cappuccino (parody of Despacito by Justin Bieber feat. Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sxMAhHpbnYE/mqdefault.jpg)




![Nib Oswald | Die Antwoord parody Enter The Ginger
Nib Oswald on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/artist/nib-oswald/id515843920
Written, rapped, directed, filmed and edited by Nib Oswald
Chorus vocals by Emelia May (a genuine survivor of gingervitis)
Yo-Landi Vi$$er played by DJ Eve Speciall
Metalcore remix by youtube.com/GroundZeroStudio
Thanks to Olga for allowing her bugs to claw at my nipples and Clareface for the Weasley.
For premium enjoyment, first watch Enter The Ninja and Fok Julle Naaiers videos at http://dieantwoord.com/tension.html#videoz
***************************************************
[INTRO]
Check it. I represent those freckled and copper
In our race, we got these red-coloured rings
Darks, lights, scarlets
Gingers, amaranths, roses, burnt hues, cardinals
Im like... all the sunburn stings
All those red alleles
Topped into one hairstyle
[CHORUS]
My-y-y... my skin is ultra-white
I need sun protection from the UV light
Aye, aye, aye... I am the Scottish type
Anaemic complexion, need sun protection
[VERSE 1]
Im a ginger, son
My hair is like a flickering flame, I feel pain being in the sun
I hate sunlight, cuts me shining like a knife
(Im a ginger... shunned!)
Like Bozo the Clown, Im never brown - wear a shirt in the bath
Gotta stay in the shade, sunrays are harsh
No melato-nin, pale as The O-men
Co-nan!
I aint got a soul, skin is full of mel-ano-ma!
Spot fire, crotch pyre of carc-ino-ma!
Im a hot chilli pepper with this blazing red
God dammit, at least you dont live with Ronald Weasleys head
Slip Slop Slap, rolling on more...
S-P-F
Hereditary, recessive genes fleck my flesh
My doctor might check my freckled specks
Hair is scarlet as blush, I ate too much crust
Curls starting to rust
Got fiery chro-mo-somes
Rosiest hormones, Im saucier than to-ma-toes
Such harmfulness from sunburn blisters, don a hat
Im flaming as Van Gogh
My Cherry is Ripe
Im Orphan Annie, a raggy doll
I dont pass for no strawbrry blonde
Im fi-i-i-irecrotch for life, yo
Im a ginger
[CHORUS]
My-y-y my skin is ultra-white
I need sun protection from the UV light
Aye, aye, aye. I am the Scottish type
Anaemic complexion, need sun protection
My-y-y my skin is ultra-white
I see no reflection, like Im from Twilight
I-I-I find candles far too bright
Allergic reaction to light refraction
[VERSE 2]
Gingerkid jokes? Cruel
Im called Chuckie and ranga, swim in no pool
White as chalk, with fiery locks
Call the firetruck... Im not Blue!
As I bake, flake, ache
Sunburnt til my arms are fried
Fanta pants, a pure
Caucasian and daywalker
Gingers stay indoor
Were not like people from that Jersey Shore
Need more sunblock or we get hot and charred raw
Ill get no child as a sperm clinic donor
Hiding from the break of dawn
Thriving in the cool of night
I cant tan without catching alight
Im sanguine, see
We navigate the shade of fences, gates and trees
Every purchase I make so shadily
Im Anne of Green Gables
Pippi Longstocking, reddish, with Hermione Granger
Ginger, my bangs
Totally white flesh
Failing math... cant do trig with no Tan
My Spice Girl suit is slutty
Redder than the wig on Roxanne
Just need a temprate zone, suncream and a fan
Guys-mocking-my-chalk-skin?
Im a ginger
[CHORUS]
[BLACKOUT]
Gosh, this is like,
The least Ive stung or felt burnt in my whole life
Stuck in a box of Redheads... hey dont shake it!
No more dyeing or mousses
This place has got no sun
You cant see Im a freckled sideshow
Cant look at me now!
Holed up in this box instead
No light!
Im housed inside!
No more blisters
Enter the ginger
We so recessive
Keep your sun deck
Im safe from cancer
I like shade...
[CHORUS] Nib Oswald | Die Antwoord parody Enter The Ginger](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uUD9NBSJvqo/mqdefault.jpg)



![Courtroom Song - Matilda School Song parody
From Macquarie Universitys Law Revue 2016: Sue A Side Squad.
A courtroom of lawyers teach some new criminals the A-Z of judicial process in the legal system.
MURDERER ♫
My lawyer says that I’m innocent
PERVERT ♫
My lawyer fed me a decent alibi
FRAUDSTER ♫
Payed off the witness
PERVERT ♫
There’s no fingerprints
MURDERER ♫
All those folks I strangled
FRAUDSTER ♫
All that cash I wrangled
PERVERT ♫
Bracelet on my ankle…
CHORUS ♫
So you need Legal [A]id, huh?
For the court process
And [B]eyond all reason, it’s doubtless
Lenien[C]y
Will not save you from custo[D]y
From [E]asement
To armed robbery and The[F]t or
Legal Sociolo[G]y
Oh, the wage of a lawyer’s an
[H]age-old mystery
[I]Eye-witnesses saw you
[J]aywalk
And with every mindless [K]case
We take up new clientè[L]e
The court will try you and conde[M]n ya
Representing an offe[N]der
They gotta prove the legal [O]nus
Or you will soon be a[P]pealing from your cell
[jail bell sounds]
The crime they a[Q]ccused you of
You’re innocent, so a[R]bitration beckons
Due proces[S] is such a bother
Prison sucks and so my [T]eam here
Will make it clear
[U]sually peers, see tears
And true justice perse[V]eres
If you’ve wept, or you smi-le at your trial
It’s you they [W]dub-a-lunatic who is muddled
Jury members like you extremely tearful!
[Black Defendant looks up at jury]
BLACK DEFENDANT ♫
White?
CHORUS ♫
[Y]White?
JUDGE
White? White? We’re all whiter than bread!
CHORUS ♫
Guess, it’s off with his ‘ead! [Z] Courtroom Song - Matilda School Song parody](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vi4KKHJXLzY/mqdefault.jpg)
