Uploaded November 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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Rare 70's soul cover version of Harold Bawls Christmas hit single "Jingle Balls" performed by Jimmy Shaft and The Sweater Puppies.
Lyrics
[Chorus]
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to rub my big b*lls in your face (Hey!)
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jingle my b*lls in your face
[Verse]
Slapping stupid h*es, to put b*tches in their place
Under my crotch you go, tea bagging your face
Sweaty n*t sack drips, grab my p*nis tight
What fun it is to rub and squeeze my jingle b*lls tonight
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Rare 70's soul cover version of Harold Bawls Christmas hit single "Jingle Balls" performed by Jimmy Shaft and The Sweater Puppies.
Lyrics
[Chorus]
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to rub my big b*lls in your face (Hey!)
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jingle my b*lls in your face
[Verse]
Slapping stupid h*es, to put b*tches in their place
Under my crotch you go, tea bagging your face
Sweaty n*t sack drips, grab my p*nis tight
What fun it is to rub and squeeze my jingle b*lls tonight
![Cold as ICE (1977)
Rare copy of the never released original version of the 1977 classic rock hit Cold as ICE by Foreigners.
LYRICS
[Verse 1]
Youre as cold as ICE
Theyre willing to blast your face with g*ns
Youre gonna pay the price
Come win a stupid prize, FAFO
[Pre-Chorus]
Weve seen it before, the liberals lost their minds
They open the door, let the third world inside
Youre blocking the road, try driving away
Goods no longer breathing, cause some cops dont play
[Chorus]
Youll be cold as ICE
Theyre killing this b*tch that tried to run
You can roll the dice
Someday youll pay the price, FAFO
[Pre-Chorus]
Weve seen this before, the liberals lost their minds
You opened the door, for a Pretti Good time
Youre bringing a g*n, you stand in their way
Get more than a beating, cause ICE doesnt play
[Guitar Solo]
[Bridge]
(Cold as ICE)
You know that you are
(Cold as ICE)
As cold as ICE f*ck yeah
(Cold as ICE)
[Chorus Outro]
Youre as cold as ICE
Cold as ICE, FAFO
Yes I know
Cold as ICE
Cold as ICE, FAFO
Yes I know
Youre as cold as ICE
Cold as ICE, f*ck yeah
Oh f*ck yeah Cold as ICE (1977)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fdRxG0YwD30/mqdefault.jpg)
![You Drive Like Sh*t (1985)
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Rare 80s cassingle funk pop version of Drive Like Sh*t by Nick Ross and The Patriots.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Baby!
You drive like sh*t
Did you see that car that you almost hit
Id rather take the bus instead
Riding with you Im gonna end up dead
[Turnaround]
Dont ask me if I need a lift
Baby you drive like sh*t
[Verse 2]
She just ran through a four way stop
I aint trying to get stopped by the cops
Baby! Why the hell did I let you drive
Its a miracle that youre still alive
[Turnaround]
Dont ask me if I need a lift
Baby you drive like sh*t
[Chorus]
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My girl is driving
Watch out! My girl drives like sh*t
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My girl is driving
Watch out! My girl drives like sh*t
[Bridge]
Girl! youre such a sh*tty driver
How the funk you get your license
She says she never crashed before
Except one time she got hit by a parked car You Drive Like Sh*t (1985)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/g78UPBPWGd8/mqdefault.jpg)
![No Means YES (1982)
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Funk cover version of No Means YES by Elroy Jackson.
Lyrics
[Intro]
T minus ten nine
Eight seven six five
Four three and two one
We have lift off
Oh!
[Verse 1]
Yo I was flying through space
when I had a total recall of three titties in my face
Gonna trap her with my tractor beam
Theres no stopping this ship from docking
[Verse 2]
Im from Mars and youre from Venus
I wanna fly to Uranus with my penis
Outer space is the place to be
Where nobody can hear you scream
[Chorus]
Outer space is the best (the best!)
The only place where no (no) always means yes (yes!)
Outer space is the best (the best!)
The only place where no (no!) always means yes (yes!)
[Verse 4]
Im just chillin in the holodeck
Run big booty simulation number six
Gonna take you to other planets
Where no one can stop these sexual advances
[Verse 5]
Its a total vacuum in outer space
Now I got my crotch air locked to your face
In outer space theres no where to escape
Red alert cuz Im about to engage
[Bridge]
Hey there princess Laya
I really wanna lay ya
I dont care what you say uh
Cuz in outer space no means yay yuh No Means YES (1982)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gLap2fvC6dI/mqdefault.jpg)



![I Whoop That A** Side C (1969)
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Rare side C of I Whoop That Ass by Charlie Murphy and The Line Steppers. In this edition, Charlie and his band take their habitual infighting to the ring in a professional sanctioned fight. Charlie and the band decided to make their own rules for the fight, which at that time could only be described as Musician Martial Arts.
Lyrics
[Verse]
The whooping aint over
Heard you think your tough
Gotta let you know
I will f*** you up
I whoop that a**
For talking all that shit
Spank that a**
Till you tap like a b*tch
No I aint playing
Im here to kick a**
Whoop that a**
Its time to punch face
Im the one who brings you pain in the ring
Ill whoop that a** until the bell rings
[Verse 2]
Already know that I do not play
Throw a punch like Im cutting down hay
I whoop that a**
Every single night
Spank that a**
Till they stop the fight I Whoop That A** Side C (1969)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/h2PA92gf-eI/mqdefault.jpg)
![Dont Eat My Pu**y (1988)
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Rare never released 80s rock pop single performed by Thomas Jones from the never released feature film ALF.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I know you are hungry (youre hungry)
I can make you a snack (have a snack)
Youre new to this country (yeah yeah yeah)
But please dont eat my cat (eat my cat)
[Chorus 1]
Dont eat my pu**y (dont eat my pu**y)
Its not made to be chewed (no no no no)
Dont eat my pu**y (dont eat my pu**y)
Its not meant to be food (dont eat my cat)
[Verse 2]
You can eat my taco (oh oh yeah)
But you cant eat my kitty (no please dont)
Only in Ohio (yeah yeah yeah)
Sh*t gets f*cking gritty (dont you know)
[Chorus 2]
Dont eat my pu**y (dont eat my pu**y)
Its not made to be chewed (no no no no)
Dont eat my pu**y (dont eat my pu**y)
Its not meant to be food (dont eat my cat)
[Bridge]
Just because (just because)
Just because my pu**y might taste sweet
That dont mean (that dont mean)
That dont mean its something you should eat
(Oh hell no!)
[Guitar solo]
[Verse 3]
You can eat my steamed clam (oh oh yeah)
You can eat some fried chicken (sounds good)
But whatever you do (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Dont you eat my kitten (oh hell no)
[Chorus 3]
Dont eat my pu**y (dont eat my pu**y)
Its not made to be chewed (no no no no)
Dont eat my pu**y (dont eat my pu**y)
Its not meant to be food (dont eat my cat)
[Outro End]
Here kitty kitty kitty Dont Eat My Pu**y (1988)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/h3MPWeGiPxg/mqdefault.jpg)

![Witch Slap (1977)
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The Halloween version of B*tch Slap rewritten and performed by Roger Shaggy Jackson and The Sexorcists.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Asking for candy aint asking for much
You had one job and still f*cked it up
Sometimes you gotta learn respect
I use my pimp hand to correct
[Chorus]
Its called a witch slap (witch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a witch slap (oh oh yeah!)
[Verse 2]
I got candy but you ate it all
Dont make me leave to get some menthols
I wont wait to ditch you witch
Before I go just one more hit
[Chorus]
Its called a witch slap (witch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a witch slap (oh oh yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Asking for candy aint asking for much
You had one job and still f*cked it up
Sometimes you gotta learn respect
I use my pimp hand to correct
[Chorus]
Its called a witch slap (witch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a witch slap (oh oh yeah!) Witch Slap (1977)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hQlMmpXgls4/mqdefault.jpg)
