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Rare never released 80's rock pop single performed by Thomas Jones from the never released feature film "ALF".
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I know you are hungry (you're hungry)
I can make you a snack (have a snack)
You're new to this country (yeah yeah yeah)
But please don't eat my cat (eat my cat)
[Chorus 1]
Don't eat my pu**y (don't eat my pu**y)
It's not made to be chewed (no no no no)
Don't eat my pu**y (don't eat my pu**y)
It's not meant to be food (don't eat my cat)
[Verse 2]
You can eat my taco (oh oh yeah)
But you can't eat my kitty (no please don't)
Only in Ohio (yeah yeah yeah)
Sh*t gets f*cking gritty (don't you know)
[Chorus 2]
Don't eat my pu**y (don't eat my pu**y)
It's not made to be chewed (no no no no)
Don't eat my pu**y (don't eat my pu**y)
It's not meant to be food (don't eat my cat)
[Bridge]
Just because (just because)
Just because my pu**y might taste sweet
That don't mean (that don't mean)
That don't mean it's something you should eat
(Oh hell no!)
[Guitar solo]
[Verse 3]
You can eat my steamed clam (oh oh yeah)
You can eat some fried chicken (sounds good)
But whatever you do (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Don't you eat my kitten (oh hell no)
[Chorus 3]
Don't eat my pu**y (don't eat my pu**y)
It's not made to be chewed (no no no no)
Don't eat my pu**y (don't eat my pu**y)
It's not meant to be food (don't eat my cat)
[Outro End]
Here kitty kitty kitty
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Rare never released 80's rock pop single performed by Thomas Jones from the never released feature film "ALF".
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I know you are hungry (you're hungry)
I can make you a snack (have a snack)
You're new to this country (yeah yeah yeah)
But please don't eat my cat (eat my cat)
[Chorus 1]
Don't eat my pu**y (don't eat my pu**y)
It's not made to be chewed (no no no no)
Don't eat my pu**y (don't eat my pu**y)
It's not meant to be food (don't eat my cat)
[Verse 2]
You can eat my taco (oh oh yeah)
But you can't eat my kitty (no please don't)
Only in Ohio (yeah yeah yeah)
Sh*t gets f*cking gritty (don't you know)
[Chorus 2]
Don't eat my pu**y (don't eat my pu**y)
It's not made to be chewed (no no no no)
Don't eat my pu**y (don't eat my pu**y)
It's not meant to be food (don't eat my cat)
[Bridge]
Just because (just because)
Just because my pu**y might taste sweet
That don't mean (that don't mean)
That don't mean it's something you should eat
(Oh hell no!)
[Guitar solo]
[Verse 3]
You can eat my steamed clam (oh oh yeah)
You can eat some fried chicken (sounds good)
But whatever you do (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Don't you eat my kitten (oh hell no)
[Chorus 3]
Don't eat my pu**y (don't eat my pu**y)
It's not made to be chewed (no no no no)
Don't eat my pu**y (don't eat my pu**y)
It's not meant to be food (don't eat my cat)
[Outro End]
Here kitty kitty kitty

![Witch Slap (1977)
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The Halloween version of B*tch Slap rewritten and performed by Roger Shaggy Jackson and The Sexorcists.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Asking for candy aint asking for much
You had one job and still f*cked it up
Sometimes you gotta learn respect
I use my pimp hand to correct
[Chorus]
Its called a witch slap (witch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a witch slap (oh oh yeah!)
[Verse 2]
I got candy but you ate it all
Dont make me leave to get some menthols
I wont wait to ditch you witch
Before I go just one more hit
[Chorus]
Its called a witch slap (witch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a witch slap (oh oh yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Asking for candy aint asking for much
You had one job and still f*cked it up
Sometimes you gotta learn respect
I use my pimp hand to correct
[Chorus]
Its called a witch slap (witch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a witch slap (oh oh yeah!) Witch Slap (1977)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hQlMmpXgls4/mqdefault.jpg)



![Butt F***er (1976)
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Obscure funk single by Die Or Straights. Its alleged this song was written by lead singer and aspiring local politician Mr. Tea after he learned what would be required of him if he wanted to win a seat in congress.
Lyrics
[Verse]
But but but but Butt humper
Crack crack crack crack Crack stuffer
A** a** a** a** A** crusher
But but but but Butt f*cker
[Chorus]
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
Butt f*cker, butt f*cker
[Verse 2]
Man man man man Man lover
Gay gay gay gay Gay clubber
Dum dum dum dum Dump pumper
D*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck D*ck sucker
[Chorus]
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
Butt f*cker, butt f*cker
(Oh butt f*ck yeah!)
[Bridge]
Cant stop the f*cker of the butt
Your dumper can and will get pumped
Bend over and open up cause
Your a**hole is about to get f*cked
[Verse 3]
But but but but Butt crusher
A** a** a** a** A** lover
But but but but Butt f*cker
Butt f*cker, butt f*cker
[Chorus]
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
Butt f*cker, butt f*cker
Butt f*cker, butt f*cker
[Outro End]
Sponsored by Preparation H
You dirty butt f*cker Butt F***er (1976)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jGCiTadx-eg/mqdefault.jpg)


![B*tch Slap! (1976)
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Dennis Diamond Hands Reynolds was the original power slap champion back in the early 70s. He recorded this hit party funk single B*tch Slap as an ode to his ex bottom b*tch.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Asking for dinner aint asking for much
You had one job and still f*cked it up
Sometimes you gotta learn respect
I use my pimp hand to correct
[Chorus]
Its called a b*tch slap (b*tch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a b*tch slap (oh oh yeah!)
[Verse 2]
I make money but you spend it all
Dont make me leave to get some menthols
I wont wait to ditch you b*tch
Before I go just one more hit
[Chorus]
Its called a b*tch slap (b*tch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a b*tch slap (oh oh yeah!) B*tch Slap! (1976)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jfoNIa7KfPA/mqdefault.jpg)
![Kool-Aid Man (1974)
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This rare funk rock single by Orange Julius Erving was released in the same year the Kool-Aid Man wall smashing ad campaign began. Kool-Aid Man is typically featured answering the call of children by smashing through walls or furnishings and then holding a pitcher filled with Kool-Aid while saying his catchphrase, Oh, yeah!. Many people claim that the idea for the ads came about randomly or by accident, but Julius has a different story. Julius claims that the idea for Kool-Aid Man busting through walls to give thirsty kids Kool-Aid is actually based on true accounts of his drug addicted neighbor Lit Larry, aka LL Kool-Aid. During the early 1970s PCP became available as a white powder which could be ingested by mouth or smoked. Larry use to get high on PCP and run through the neighborhood (and even brick walls, claims Julius) screaming while giving kids free Kool-Aid and also pouring it on their heads.
[Verse]
He is tripping balls (oh yeah!)
Bustin through the wall (oh yeah!)
Hes here to give you the best drink of them all
[Chorus]
Come drink the cool-aid kids
Hell come to where you live
Breaking and entering
To give you cool-aids b*tch
[Verse 2]
Through the bricks he bursts (oh yeah!)
To quench your b*tch a** thirst (oh yeah!)
Hes high as f*ck on angel dust so nothing hurts (WOO!)
[Chorus]
Come drink the cool-aid kids
Hell come to where you live
Breaking and entering
To give you cool-aids b*tch
Oh f*ck yeah!
[Bridge]
Dodgin cops and hoppin fences (oh yeah!)
Pouring cool-aid on kids heads is (oh f*ck yeah!)
Cops on his trail but hes quick on his feet
Cool Aid Man is on P C P
[Verse 3]
Cool Aid Man is on the loose (oh yeah!)
Hes got a mean sweet tooth (oh yeah!)
Breaking and entering hes mentoring the youth
[Chorus]
Come drink the cool-aid kids
Hell come to where you live
Breaking and entering
To give you cool-aids b*tch
[Outro End]
Drink the cool-aid kids
and say no to drugs Kool-Aid Man (1974)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jjfurisUqTs/mqdefault.jpg)
