Uploaded February 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Extremely rare copy of the intro theme from the canceled 1993 hit live action cable-TV sitcom "F... Whales".

RYRICS

Life is like a hurricane
We don't, f... round
Speed boats, harpoons, bunderoo
Time to, hunt now
Might catch a fish at sea
Or k... a manatee!

F... whales! Woo-hoo!
Every day we're out here sayin
F... whales! Woo-hoo!
Tales sea ferring g..ks
Me and you f... whales!

Dur-dur-dur-danger! Watch behind you!
There's a dolphin out to r... you
What to do, just grab some g.ns and

F... whales! Woo-hoo!
Every day we're out here sayin
F... whales! Woo-hoo!
Tales sea ferring g..ks me and you
F... whales! Woo-oo!

F... humpback whales, f... killer whales yes!
F... whales! Woo-hoo!