Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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LYRICS:
Jamaicastan, Jamaicastan

White sandy beaches
Just waking up
Wind blowin' through my blonde back hair
Gunna get ready
Gunna make some sketti
Gunna spend my fetti on the ole SP

Jamaicastan, Jamaicastan

Come on, man, it's time to make breffess
Feelin' so good in Jamaicastan sun
Yeah, screwball, we're buying cigars
To drive real fast and smoke them in cars
My dad's shop, he sells model trains
We all wear Axe and we all smell great
Where else can you see cats in the circus?
Jamaicastan, yeah, it's a real place

Jamaicastan, Jamaicastan

www dot jamaicastan dot com

At night, the assholes, they go home
After changing out some brake beams
And make sloppy love to their lion tamer wives
Bitch

Jamaicastan, till the death

Now let me play you the mating call of Jamaicastany people
It goes like this

CREDITS:
Jordan DeCloedt: Lyrics, Vocals, Electric and Acoustic Guitar, Bass
Sean Taylor: Electric Guitar, Drum Programming
Forrest LeCain: Spoken Word
Michael Feuerbach: Lyrics