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Lyrics:
Lulu and Tristana headed for the bot
Forget about Blukong, Teemo’s at the top
The jungler is "poppin"
And our Mid is the bomb, that's him!
Winning all the lanes, keep the pressure on
Pull a David Blaine, now your base is gone
How could we lose with a Teemo this huge?
Representing Bandle City
We are cute but we are deadly
We’ve got that Yordle comp-stomp
Winning nonstop
This game’ll be a short one
Got that Yordle comp stomp
We can’t be stopped
The taller you are the harder you fall
Lulu's got you turned into a squirrel
While poppy takes you down
Trist and Ziggs are bombin’
While Teemo’s top, just ballin
Poppy's diving in, getting hugeified
Better guard your shins when you're in a Yordle team fight
How could we lose, with a map full of shrooms
I need to play a Yordle
Ever single game
I know they may be small but
They’re making the big plays!
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Lyrics:
Lulu and Tristana headed for the bot
Forget about Blukong, Teemo’s at the top
The jungler is "poppin"
And our Mid is the bomb, that's him!
Winning all the lanes, keep the pressure on
Pull a David Blaine, now your base is gone
How could we lose with a Teemo this huge?
Representing Bandle City
We are cute but we are deadly
We’ve got that Yordle comp-stomp
Winning nonstop
This game’ll be a short one
Got that Yordle comp stomp
We can’t be stopped
The taller you are the harder you fall
Lulu's got you turned into a squirrel
While poppy takes you down
Trist and Ziggs are bombin’
While Teemo’s top, just ballin
Poppy's diving in, getting hugeified
Better guard your shins when you're in a Yordle team fight
How could we lose, with a map full of shrooms
I need to play a Yordle
Ever single game
I know they may be small but
They’re making the big plays!
![Instalok - Cant Stop The Healing [Overwatch] (Justin Timberlake - Cant Stop the Feeling PARODY)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Snt9QlL4ZCo/mqdefault.jpg "Instalok - Cant Stop The Healing [Overwatch] (Justin Timberlake - Cant Stop the Feeling PARODY)
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Instrumental by: Tony
Lyrics:
When I am queueing up on my own
There’s always that one role that no one ever goes
‘Cause DPS’ng is all they know
While the game screen is reading “No support heroes”
When it starts raining Pharah rockets
Who’ll be there to drop the beat?
And if the team’s wiped by an Ulti who’ll bring them back
It’s hard to win a game without a Lucio, Zenyatta, Mercy
We don’t need 6 offense heroes to “Attack”
And during the fights when your HP’s low
Won’t let you die ‘cause I’ll always be close
When we group protect me from the foes
I’m in the back and.. In the back and…
Helping out my team when I get the chance chance chance
And if you mess up I’ll rez for a second chance chance chance come on
Hit you with that stream of blue get your damage enhanced
If your health bar needs a boost then just ask, man
Can’t stop the healing
That’s the plan
Can’t stop the healing
I’m the man
Ooo it’s something magical
To get play of the game and all these gold medals
If no one’s supportin’, then we’d get boned
Who else is gonna keep our tank on that payload
Cuz I always wait before I lock in
To find they’ve chosen 5 Genji’s
Without me you’ll be pretty thirsty for (more) health packs
It’s hard to win a game without a Lucio, Zenyatta, Mercy
We don’t need 6 offense heroes to “Attack”")
![Instalok - Reapin [Overwatch] (twenty one pilots: Heathens PARODY)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Sog9ndHZCVY/mqdefault.jpg "Instalok - Reapin [Overwatch] (twenty one pilots: Heathens PARODY)
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Instrumental by: Tony
Lyrics:
Every game he’s reapin’ taking souls
Death will follow everywhere he goes
Keep in mind when you are on the move
He’ll be there to shadow step to you
He was in a group of people
known for saving people way back in the day
Things have changed
Now he’d rather terrorize people by
unloading at point blank range
then wraith away
You’ll never know when he’ll be coming after you
You’ll never be safe while sticking as a group
He’s got a death blossom that’s ready to bloom
The ticket for a free
POTG
Every game he’s reapin’ taking souls
Death will follow everywhere he goes
Keep in mind when you are on the move
He’ll be there to shadow step to you
He wearing two belts filled with shotgun shells
doesnt know how to reload very well
unlimited guns did I mention
stored them in a different dimension
You’ll never know when he’ll be coming after you
You’ll never be safe while sticking as a group
He’s got a death blossom that’s ready to bloom
The ticket for a free
POTG
Every game he’s reapin’ taking souls
Death will follow everywhere he goes")
![Now Thats What I Call Teemo [April Fools 2015]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T3vQc8TK3AM/mqdefault.jpg "Now Thats What I Call Teemo [April Fools 2015]
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