Uploaded December 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
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Instrumental by: Tony
Lyrics:
I just wanna know
why my elo
reseted so low
I'm bronze but no one's under gold
I just wanna know
when I never throw
to end up so low
and queue against a team of pros
I just wanna know
Placements...
didn't go so bad I only lost about 2
oh no I keep facing
nothing but these smurfs, I still carry I won't lose
I just can't believe that I was Diamond 3
Just look at me now, went from blue to brown
This has to be a prank my MMR just tanked
How is this allowed?
How is this allowed?
I just wanna know
why my elo
reseted so low
I'm bronze but no one's under gold
I just wanna know
when I never throw
to end up so low
and queue against a team of pros
I just wanna know
Don't worry I'll climb back yeah
I shouldn't be upset about a soft reset
as soft as a Geodude
yeah
Ranks are so decievin'
No matter where I start
I'm Diamond in my heart
and in normals too
I just can't believe that I was Diamond 3
Just look at me now, went from blue to brown
This has to be a prank my MMR just tanked
How is this allowed?
How is this allowed?
I just wanna know
why my elo
reseted so low
I'm bronze but no one's under gold
I just wanna know
when I never throw
to end up so low
and queue against a team of pros
I just wanna know
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Instrumental by: Tony
Lyrics:
I just wanna know
why my elo
reseted so low
I'm bronze but no one's under gold
I just wanna know
when I never throw
to end up so low
and queue against a team of pros
I just wanna know
Placements...
didn't go so bad I only lost about 2
oh no I keep facing
nothing but these smurfs, I still carry I won't lose
I just can't believe that I was Diamond 3
Just look at me now, went from blue to brown
This has to be a prank my MMR just tanked
How is this allowed?
How is this allowed?
I just wanna know
why my elo
reseted so low
I'm bronze but no one's under gold
I just wanna know
when I never throw
to end up so low
and queue against a team of pros
I just wanna know
Don't worry I'll climb back yeah
I shouldn't be upset about a soft reset
as soft as a Geodude
yeah
Ranks are so decievin'
No matter where I start
I'm Diamond in my heart
and in normals too
I just can't believe that I was Diamond 3
Just look at me now, went from blue to brown
This has to be a prank my MMR just tanked
How is this allowed?
How is this allowed?
I just wanna know
why my elo
reseted so low
I'm bronze but no one's under gold
I just wanna know
when I never throw
to end up so low
and queue against a team of pros
I just wanna know
![Instalok - Cant Stop The Healing [Overwatch] (Justin Timberlake - Cant Stop the Feeling PARODY)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Snt9QlL4ZCo/mqdefault.jpg "Instalok - Cant Stop The Healing [Overwatch] (Justin Timberlake - Cant Stop the Feeling PARODY)
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Instrumental by: Tony
Lyrics:
When I am queueing up on my own
There’s always that one role that no one ever goes
‘Cause DPS’ng is all they know
While the game screen is reading “No support heroes”
When it starts raining Pharah rockets
Who’ll be there to drop the beat?
And if the team’s wiped by an Ulti who’ll bring them back
It’s hard to win a game without a Lucio, Zenyatta, Mercy
We don’t need 6 offense heroes to “Attack”
And during the fights when your HP’s low
Won’t let you die ‘cause I’ll always be close
When we group protect me from the foes
I’m in the back and.. In the back and…
Helping out my team when I get the chance chance chance
And if you mess up I’ll rez for a second chance chance chance come on
Hit you with that stream of blue get your damage enhanced
If your health bar needs a boost then just ask, man
Can’t stop the healing
That’s the plan
Can’t stop the healing
I’m the man
Ooo it’s something magical
To get play of the game and all these gold medals
If no one’s supportin’, then we’d get boned
Who else is gonna keep our tank on that payload
Cuz I always wait before I lock in
To find they’ve chosen 5 Genji’s
Without me you’ll be pretty thirsty for (more) health packs
It’s hard to win a game without a Lucio, Zenyatta, Mercy
We don’t need 6 offense heroes to “Attack”")
![Instalok - Reapin [Overwatch] (twenty one pilots: Heathens PARODY)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Sog9ndHZCVY/mqdefault.jpg "Instalok - Reapin [Overwatch] (twenty one pilots: Heathens PARODY)
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Instrumental by: Tony
Lyrics:
Every game he’s reapin’ taking souls
Death will follow everywhere he goes
Keep in mind when you are on the move
He’ll be there to shadow step to you
He was in a group of people
known for saving people way back in the day
Things have changed
Now he’d rather terrorize people by
unloading at point blank range
then wraith away
You’ll never know when he’ll be coming after you
You’ll never be safe while sticking as a group
He’s got a death blossom that’s ready to bloom
The ticket for a free
POTG
Every game he’s reapin’ taking souls
Death will follow everywhere he goes
Keep in mind when you are on the move
He’ll be there to shadow step to you
He wearing two belts filled with shotgun shells
doesnt know how to reload very well
unlimited guns did I mention
stored them in a different dimension
You’ll never know when he’ll be coming after you
You’ll never be safe while sticking as a group
He’s got a death blossom that’s ready to bloom
The ticket for a free
POTG
Every game he’s reapin’ taking souls
Death will follow everywhere he goes")
![Now Thats What I Call Teemo [April Fools 2015]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T3vQc8TK3AM/mqdefault.jpg "Now Thats What I Call Teemo [April Fools 2015]
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![Instalok - Freakin Lucky [Fortnite] (Lil Dicky - Freaky Friday feat. Chris Brown PARODY)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UEe85Gt460Q/mqdefault.jpg "Instalok - Freakin Lucky [Fortnite] (Lil Dicky - Freaky Friday feat. Chris Brown PARODY)
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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Ill make this look easy
It says win on my plans
Enemies dont stand a chance
Im not losing to them
These springs might get salty
A minute after I land
cause I landed right on a chest
got a bow and bandages...
Oh, I can still play well
At least my shots will never be heard
This guy is building really absurd
Wait, is that Ninja?
That must be Ninja
Big plays like Ninja
Good aim like Ninja
You lucky ass Ninja
Headshot by Ninja
That must be Ninja
Must be Ninja!
[Chorus]
I cant get a legendary
Don’t know how everyones so freakin’ lucky
I looted every chest and turned this town sideways
I cant believe that Im so unlucky
And theyre freakin lucky
Always legendaries
So how can I carry with a gun like that
[Verse 2]
Just my luck
I broke the only chest here
ugh
white revolver?
this thing is real weak
Left the house and I got greeted by a shotgun
Fast forward 11 minutes into my next game
All I have is ammo and few impulse grenades
Maybe if I run a little back, I can find somebody’s scraps
Circle spawned on the other side of the map!
Ayy, see an AR that is sparkling blue
As i’m bout to try and pick it up
Gettin nearly sploded
Should have seen it coming, took the bait like a noob
Next game I started a blue
Except the thing that was blue was just my screen
I only lose
[Chorus]
I cant get a legendary
Don’t know how everyones so freakin’ lucky
I looted every chest and turned this town sideways
I cant believe that Im so unlucky
and theyre freakin lucky
Always legendaries
I peek for the first time and Im sniped its a one hit
[Verse 3]
Sliding down the hill, and I just can’t believe what I see
A vending machine but my mats just arent enough
Im Farming for some wood see a chest in a trunk
And I hope its not junk
Oh its only a bush? Fu....
Theres seven people left and this is lookin like a win
Buildin up my fort and aint nobody getting in
And now the storms moving in
and im off by an inch
and Im all out of mats
what you mean Im out of mats?
Running to a building and theres only 2 people left
Hearing shots zoom by me
wait, are they east or they west
Turn around and Im not seeing anyone there
Theres no one there and im dead
He used the bush for a sneak attack")
![Instalok - Playing Teemo Again [Teemo Cypher 2014] (John Newman - Love Me Again PARODY)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UU98P-NcoWE/mqdefault.jpg "Instalok - Playing Teemo Again [Teemo Cypher 2014] (John Newman - Love Me Again PARODY)
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Lyrics:
Ya, It feels wrong
That its been long
Since i have chosen you
You were my bro
But i let you go
Cause everybody hates you
Should I even care about
What my teammates will do
When i tell them that im proud
Of playing this furry dude
Im planting shrooms down, shrooms down
Ya, Im scouting ahead
Blind you with darts now, youre blind now
Playing Teemo again
Ill never be found, Im a ward now
Ya, Im scouting ahead
Best champion around, without a doubt
Playing Teemo again
Its unbelievable
How were unbeatable
We just cant seem to lose
With every victory
Theyre reporting me
I think its cause Im too cute
I dont even care about
What my teammates will do
I just tell them that Im proud
To play this tiny dude
Im planting shrooms down, shrooms down
Ya, Im scouting ahead
Blind you with darts now, youre blind now
Playing Teemo again
Ill never be found, Im a ward now
Ya, Im scouting ahead
Best champion around, without a doubt
Playing Teemo again
I just lost I wont play him again
I cant play him again no more
I dont understand I thought you were
My friend until the very end, but no!")
![[Episode 10] Did It Work? - Surrender At 20 & Only Warmogs](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Vhc_hbi7UsM/mqdefault.jpg "[Episode 10] Did It Work? - Surrender At 20 & Only Warmogs
In this episode we try out surrendering at 20 and a team of only Warmogs. Find out if we succeeded!
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http://www.Twitch.tv/Instalok")
