Uploaded June 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Instrumental by: Tony

Lyrics:

When I am queueing up on my own
There’s always that one role that no one ever goes
‘Cause DPS’ng is all they know
While the game screen is reading “No support heroes”

When it starts raining Pharah rockets
Who’ll be there to drop the beat?
And if the team’s wiped by an Ulti who’ll bring them back
It’s hard to win a game without a Lucio, Zenyatta, Mercy
We don’t need 6 offense heroes to “Attack”

And during the fights when your HP’s low
Won’t let you die ‘cause I’ll always be close
When we group protect me from the foes
I’m in the back and.. In the back and…

Helping out my team when I get the chance chance chance
And if you mess up I’ll rez for a second chance chance chance come on
Hit you with that stream of blue get your damage enhanced
If your health bar needs a boost then just ask, man

Can’t stop the healing
That’s the plan
Can’t stop the healing
I’m the man

Ooo it’s something magical
To get play of the game and all these gold medals
If no one’s supportin’, then we’d get boned
Who else is gonna keep our tank on that payload

Cuz I always wait before I lock in
To find they’ve chosen 5 Genji’s
Without me you’ll be pretty thirsty for (more) health packs
It’s hard to win a game without a Lucio, Zenyatta, Mercy
We don’t need 6 offense heroes to “Attack”