Uploaded April 2018 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
I'll make this look easy
It says win on my plans
Enemies don't stand a chance
I'm not losing to them

These springs might get salty
A minute after I land
'cause I landed right on a chest
got a bow and bandages...

Oh, I can still play well
At least my shots will never be heard
This guy is building really absurd

Wait, is that Ninja?
That must be Ninja
Big plays like Ninja
Good aim like Ninja

You lucky ass Ninja
Headshot by Ninja
That must be Ninja
Must be Ninja!

[Chorus]
I can't get a legendary
Don’t know how everyone's so freakin’ lucky
I looted every chest and turned this town sideways
I can't believe that I'm so unlucky
And they're freakin' lucky
Always legendaries
So how can I carry with a gun like that

[Verse 2]
Just my luck
I broke the only chest here
ugh
white revolver?
this thing is real weak

Left the house and I got greeted by a shotgun
Fast forward 11 minutes into my next game
All I have is ammo and few impulse grenades
Maybe if I run a little back, I can find somebody’s scraps
Circle spawned on the other side of the map!

Ayy, see an AR that is sparkling blue
As i’m bout to try and pick it up
Gettin' nearly s'ploded
Should have seen it coming, took the bait like a noob
Next game I started a blue
Except the thing that was blue was just my screen
I only lose

[Chorus]
I can't get a legendary
Don’t know how everyone's so freakin’ lucky
I looted every chest and turned this town sideways
I can't believe that I'm so unlucky
and they're freakin' lucky
Always legendaries
I peek for the first time and I'm sniped it's a one hit

[Verse 3]
Sliding down the hill, and I just can’t believe what I see
A vending machine but my mats just aren't enough
Im Farming for some wood see a chest in a trunk
And I hope its not junk
Oh its only a bush? Fu....

There's seven people left and this is lookin like a win
Buildin' up my fort and ain't nobody getting in
And now the storms moving in
and im off by an inch
and I'm all out of mats
what you mean I'm out of mats?

Running to a building and theres only 2 people left
Hearing shots zoom by me
wait, are they east or they west
Turn around and Im not seeing anyone there
There's no one there and im dead
He used the bush for a sneak attack