Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Two tickets to East of Eden, please.
That’s right, I said two tickets, Jimmy.
I’ll pay for mine.

I expected to be sitting by Jimmy’s side,
But instead, he asked me to hide
In the trunk when we went to the drive-in movie.
Well, that’s not something that I’ll ever be doing.

I’m not gonna hide (hide) in the trunk,
Because you are low on funds.
It’ll get me (me) and my poodle skirt dirty,
When I took so much time to get purdy.

The attendant looks inside the cars
So they know how much they should charge.
I’ll hide under a blanket in the backseat,
Or I’ll buy my own ticket with my own money.

I’m not gonna hide (hide) in the trunk,
That doesn’t sound like too much fun.
It’ll get me (me) and my saddle shoes dirty,
And I spent so much time getting purdy.

Jimmy, I looked inside of the trunk,
And I noticed you didn’t clean it out.
I think I even saw a tarp and shovel back there
Jimmy, what is that all about?

You should’ve cleaned the trunk out
If me being back there is what you decided.
And even though I’m not one of those husky girls
I’m still not gonna fit inside it.

I’m not gonna hide (hide) in the trunk,
Like some fugitive on the run.
The trunk is not where a girl’s gonna be
Who’s taken some time to get purdy.

And I’ve taken some time to get purdy

You can hide in the trunk.
And I’ll be the person who drives.
That way I’ll remain so purdy
When at the parking spot we arrive.

Now bring on Mister James Dean, please