Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
"Girl Scout Cookies"
People don’t like AI.
They say it misrepresents what it is.
They say it takes jobs from real artists,
And that’s just bad business.
But how can you blame the young generation
For sinking into its embrace
When they were introduced to the concept of misrepresentation
At a very young age?
See these cookies,
They come from the Girl Scouts.
We call them Girl Scout cookies,
Only Girl Scouts sell them.
You can see them everywhere you’re looking.
But take a peek behind the curtain,
You’ll see them rolling out of factory machines.
The whole thing runs on automation.
Now do you see what I mean?
Legally, you’d expect that young children
Would be in the kitchen with sugar and flour,
Baking all of those cookies,
Listening to songs about girl power.
One group of kids works on Thin Mints,
One group works on Samoas.
One group sneaks bites from the shortbread cookies.
Usually people like those when they’re older.
See these cookies,
They come from the Girl Scouts.
We call them Girl Scout cookies,
Only Girl Scouts sell them.
You can see them everywhere you’re looking.
But take a peek behind the curtain,
You’ll see them rolling out of factory machines.
The whole thing runs on automation.
Now do you see what I mean?
I’m not saying Girl Scouts should be working in factories,
But if they’re not, that’s just false advertising.
But is it any different when they’re working shifts
Selling shrinking boxes with photos so appetizing?
But if they’re not baking the cookies themselves
And they rely on mechanical help,
Is that any different than artificial intelligence
Lending a hand to somebody else?
See these cookies,
They come from the Girl Scouts.
We call them Girl Scout cookies,
Only Girl Scouts sell them.
You can see them everywhere you’re looking.
But take a peek behind the curtain,
You’ll see them rolling out of factory machines.
The whole thing runs on automation.
Now do you see what I mean?
This is why I prefer church bake sales.
You know real people make the baked goods.
Though I once saw the priest using ChatGPT
To make his sermon a bit more good.
I mean better.
"Girl Scout Cookies"
People don’t like AI.
They say it misrepresents what it is.
They say it takes jobs from real artists,
And that’s just bad business.
But how can you blame the young generation
For sinking into its embrace
When they were introduced to the concept of misrepresentation
At a very young age?
See these cookies,
They come from the Girl Scouts.
We call them Girl Scout cookies,
Only Girl Scouts sell them.
You can see them everywhere you’re looking.
But take a peek behind the curtain,
You’ll see them rolling out of factory machines.
The whole thing runs on automation.
Now do you see what I mean?
Legally, you’d expect that young children
Would be in the kitchen with sugar and flour,
Baking all of those cookies,
Listening to songs about girl power.
One group of kids works on Thin Mints,
One group works on Samoas.
One group sneaks bites from the shortbread cookies.
Usually people like those when they’re older.
See these cookies,
They come from the Girl Scouts.
We call them Girl Scout cookies,
Only Girl Scouts sell them.
You can see them everywhere you’re looking.
But take a peek behind the curtain,
You’ll see them rolling out of factory machines.
The whole thing runs on automation.
Now do you see what I mean?
I’m not saying Girl Scouts should be working in factories,
But if they’re not, that’s just false advertising.
But is it any different when they’re working shifts
Selling shrinking boxes with photos so appetizing?
But if they’re not baking the cookies themselves
And they rely on mechanical help,
Is that any different than artificial intelligence
Lending a hand to somebody else?
See these cookies,
They come from the Girl Scouts.
We call them Girl Scout cookies,
Only Girl Scouts sell them.
You can see them everywhere you’re looking.
But take a peek behind the curtain,
You’ll see them rolling out of factory machines.
The whole thing runs on automation.
Now do you see what I mean?
This is why I prefer church bake sales.
You know real people make the baked goods.
Though I once saw the priest using ChatGPT
To make his sermon a bit more good.
I mean better.
