Uploaded October 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
we have a routine. we do "mommy daughter time" after I eat breakfast where we watch an episode of something in the bedroom while sitting at the end of the bed together. she gets mad if she thinks I'm taking too long at breakfast. then after the episode, I give her some kitty treats. I obviously committed a huge crime by breaking the routine and taking a video of her before giving her treats.
Michael got a second job. he works at a hospital now! maybe now he'll actually get his knee checked out! I'm not an angry and bitter wife because my husband refuses to take care of his pain! no, that's not sarcasm! you can't prove it is through text! after all, the only reason people think I'm a horrible person is BECAUSE you can't decipher intention through text! so yeah, I'm not angry, I enjoy that my husband's knee hurts for longer than it should have, because I'm a narcissist and get off on other people's suffering. I actually enjoy the thrill of controlling others, so I get everything I want in life and am super successful. I also don't have the crippling weakness of being sensitive to other people's suffering, so hearing about someone's abuse story doesn't make me sad or even cry. I definitely don't need trigger warnings. I'm not being sarcastic, remember, you can't prove that in text. I'm not still bitter and traumatized about how you all treated me. I've forgotten all of the things you twisted that I said to have a completely different meaning than it did. I'm lucky enough to remember good things and forget trauma. I'm special like that. I'm better than everyone. I'm not being sarcastic, and you can't prove that in text. (obviously not directed toward the people who don't deserve it.) I'm not bitter. I'm not bitter. I'm not bitter.
we have a routine. we do "mommy daughter time" after I eat breakfast where we watch an episode of something in the bedroom while sitting at the end of the bed together. she gets mad if she thinks I'm taking too long at breakfast. then after the episode, I give her some kitty treats. I obviously committed a huge crime by breaking the routine and taking a video of her before giving her treats.
Michael got a second job. he works at a hospital now! maybe now he'll actually get his knee checked out! I'm not an angry and bitter wife because my husband refuses to take care of his pain! no, that's not sarcasm! you can't prove it is through text! after all, the only reason people think I'm a horrible person is BECAUSE you can't decipher intention through text! so yeah, I'm not angry, I enjoy that my husband's knee hurts for longer than it should have, because I'm a narcissist and get off on other people's suffering. I actually enjoy the thrill of controlling others, so I get everything I want in life and am super successful. I also don't have the crippling weakness of being sensitive to other people's suffering, so hearing about someone's abuse story doesn't make me sad or even cry. I definitely don't need trigger warnings. I'm not being sarcastic, remember, you can't prove that in text. I'm not still bitter and traumatized about how you all treated me. I've forgotten all of the things you twisted that I said to have a completely different meaning than it did. I'm lucky enough to remember good things and forget trauma. I'm special like that. I'm better than everyone. I'm not being sarcastic, and you can't prove that in text. (obviously not directed toward the people who don't deserve it.) I'm not bitter. I'm not bitter. I'm not bitter.
