Self- Writeousness | I am a Scotsman @SelfWriteousness | Uploaded November 2020 | Updated October 2024, 3 hours ago.
Well, here it is: the minum opus no one has asked for in half a decade, here to make somebody's day more giddy or truly tick'm off.

Sorry, Scotland.
Love your eggs, tartans, and your Craig Ferguson, and I hope we can still be friends.