![How to play Pokemon Go without killing yourself [52 Sellout Week 30] @paravonian](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mmjrAphSNtw/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded July 2016 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
Silicon Valley has already found a way to fix the problem of distracted Pokemon Go players with the hot, new app EscortAR™! Like Uber, EscortAR™ sends an independent contractor to your location, but instead of a driver you get a guide to watch the road while you watch your screen. Why stop playing video games in public? We'll watch the world while you act like you’re the only one in it.
Silicon Valley has already found a way to fix the problem of distracted Pokemon Go players with the hot, new app EscortAR™! Like Uber, EscortAR™ sends an independent contractor to your location, but instead of a driver you get a guide to watch the road while you watch your screen. Why stop playing video games in public? We'll watch the world while you act like you’re the only one in it.
![How to play Pokemon Go without killing yourself [52 Sellout Week 30]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mmjrAphSNtw/mqdefault.jpg "How to play Pokemon Go without killing yourself [52 Sellout Week 30]
Silicon Valley has already found a way to fix the problem of distracted Pokemon Go players with the hot, new app EscortAR™! Like Uber, EscortAR™ sends an independent contractor to your location, but instead of a driver you get a guide to watch the road while you watch your screen. Why stop playing video games in public? Well watch the world while you act like you’re the only one in it.")
![Kars for Tots-The 2nd Most Annoying Jingle Ever! [52 Sellout Week 11]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oea2w6aXxPY/mqdefault.jpg "Kars for Tots-The 2nd Most Annoying Jingle Ever! [52 Sellout Week 11]
Nothing can top the 1-877-Kars-4-Kids jingle in the annoying department, but Kars for Tots comes pretty close. And is it just us or does this Kars for Tots seem not quite on the level?")
![Chinatown Bus Unofficial Music Video [52 Sellout Week 21]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pPlYNeAKUQ8/mqdefault.jpg "Chinatown Bus Unofficial Music Video [52 Sellout Week 21]
When you need to get from city to city on the East Coast and you have no money, it’s time to ride the Chinatown Bus! No stations! No depots! Just cheap transport from a random neighborhood in one city to another!")
![Can a commercial be TOO peppy? [52 Sellout Week 44]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/r-aq5l2rqEw/mqdefault.jpg "Can a commercial be TOO peppy? [52 Sellout Week 44]
Energy! Movement! Positioning your brand in an upbeat and fun lifestyle! That’s why we make actors dance in commercials! Dance, actors! DANCE!!!
Bot don’t feel bad for actors looking silly dancing in a national commercial, that dancing paid their mortgage and qualified them for health insurance.
The music this week was fun to work on, I went for super-peppy, happy, like that Rusted Root song that showed up in an Enterprise Rent a Car commercial. And a big thank you to my friend Lee Avant for starring in her SECOND 52 Sellout commercial!")
![Pop Songwriters—[Live Album Official Lyric Video]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rfeijQXeHuk/mqdefault.jpg "Pop Songwriters—[Live Album Official Lyric Video]
There is just no way in absolute heck that it takes 10 people to write a 3 chord pop song! Havana!? The Middle? 17 songwriters between them and only 3 chords. Not even a change in the chord progression for a chorus or bridge! Just the same dang 3 chords throughout the whole thing!
OK, obviously this is something that bothers me, which is why I was so happy that this bit from my live concert album (Rob P. Rocks A Jazz Club) went over so well with the live audience. Some comedy industry people have told me its a subject thats too specific to music theory people and musicians, but I think its something everyone can understand if presented properly.
So here it is, a fun bit from my live concert album for you to enjoy on YouTube! If you like what you hear why not buy a track, or the whole thing, over at bandcamp? https://robprocks.bandcamp.com/album/rob-p-rocks-a-jazz-club
Or iTunes or wherever you buy stuff.")
