Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Rare remastered cassette copy of blue eyed soul pop classic "Good to be White" written and performed by Nate Higgs and The Awakening from his unreleased White album.
Rare remastered cassette copy of blue eyed soul pop classic "Good to be White" written and performed by Nate Higgs and The Awakening from his unreleased White album.

![Im STILL Whooping That A** (1969)
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You thought I Whoop That A** was over? This a** whooping session went on so long it wouldnt fit on only one side of this hit record. You forget to flip the record and listen to the B side.
Soul group known as the The Line Steppers were known for habitually fighting with everyone including each other. So much so that both sides of their hit single 45 record I Whoop That A** come from the same infamous studio session that ended in a whooping stick brawl. Similar to how James Brown was known for calling out the song changes in real time and fining band members for missing their parts, The Line Steppers band leader Charlie Murphy was known for whooping his musicians a**es if they messed up.
[Verse]
Im still whoopin
All throughout the town
Gonna let them know
I dont f*** around
I whoop that a**
Until its all shitty
Spank that a**
Like you owe me three fitty
No I aint playing
Im here to whoop a**
Whoop that a**
No time for lunch break
Im the one who brings you pain in the night
Ill whoop that a** till the morning light
[Verse 2]
Already told you I do not play
Ill beat that a** every single day
I whoop that a**
Up and down the block
Spank that a**
Til they call the cops Im STILL Whooping That A** (1969)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dmPv_6BdPCc/mqdefault.jpg)
![Thou Shalt Not Test Me B*tch (1524)
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Hark, fair ladies and gentlefolk, gather ye near and hear a song from yesteryear. I present ye an hit single written and performed by Sir Bartholomew Jackson.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
All thou dost is talk talk talk
But thou never listen (can ye hear me!)
Get thine a** back in the kitchen
And make me some chicken
[Turnaround]
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Verse 2]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all thy b*tchen,
Get back in the kitchen (Im hungry)
[Turnaround]
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Chorus]
Thou shalt not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack thy lip
I will bust thy sh*t
[Bridge]
Talk back one more time (just one more time)
And this will be the scene of a crime
[Turnaround]
Try me b*tch, I dare thee
(Double dare thee b*tch)
[Verse 3]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all thy b*tchen
Get back in the kitchen (Im hungry)
[Turnaround]
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Chorus]
Thou shalt not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack thy lip
I will bust thy sh*t
[Turnaround]
Dont test me b*tch
(Dont test me b*tch)
[Chorus]
Thou shalt not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack thy lip
I will bust thy sh*t
[Outro End]
Try me b*tch, I dare thee Thou Shalt Not Test Me B*tch (1524)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/e0l_1_u3Z7M/mqdefault.jpg)

![Dont F*** With Me (1965)
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Strong Leg Larry Jefferson was a highly successful soul singer and ruthless strong arm record deal negotiator. Larry was notorious for cutting out all the bull sh*t talk by putting his money and his foot where your mouth is. Larry would walk into the conference room, tell everyone to shut up, then play this record full blast as he kicked the sh*t out of everyone in the room until they cut him a fair deal.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
My temper is short
My patience is thin
I aint got time
For this bull sh*t again
[Chorus 1]
N*gro please (please please)
N*gro please (please please)
Dont fuck with me (dont f*ck with me)
N*gro please
[Verse 2]
Youre playing with fire
Youre pushing your luck
Say that one more time
I will f*ck you up
[Chorus 2]
N*gro please (please please)
N*gro please (please please)
Dont f*ck with me (dont f*ck with me)
N*gro please
[Bridge]
Quit all your b*tching (please shut up)
Stop complaining (shut the f*ck up)
Or I will beat you (beat that a**)
Beyond explaining (what happened?)
[Verse 3]
My temper is short
My patience is thin
I aint got time
For this bull sh*t again
[Chorus 3]
N*gro please (please please)
N*gro please (please please)
Dont f*ck with me (dont f*ck with me)
N*gro please
Oh no Dont F*** With Me (1965)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/e8pR7ASGAMs/mqdefault.jpg)
![Up on the Rooftop (1992)
Extremery rare Korean version of the horiday crassic Up On The Housetop written and performed by Kim Yoon-ju & Park Se-jin.
RYRICS
[Intro]
(Ho, ho, ho)
(Ho, ho, ho)
(Up on the rooftop)
(Ho, ho, ho)
[Verse 1]
Up on the rooftop, of my shop
With some shotguns and my glock
Blast from my rifle with lots of noise
Aim for your little nuts, shoot your groin
[Chorus]
(Ho Lee F***) Oh, Wi Tu Lo?
(Bang Ding Ow) Wi Tu Lo?
Up on the rooftop, click, click, click
Down through the crosshair I shoot your d***
[Verse 2]
We have a stocking of shotgun shells
I will send you, straight to hell
Dont take long hurry up and buy
I watch you steal with my slanty eyes
[Chorus]
(Ho Lee F***) Wi Tu Lo?
(Bang Ding POW!) Wi Tu Lo?
Up on the rooftop, clack, clack, clack
Down through the crosshairs I shoot your a**
[Verse 3]
Look down the barrel at looter Bill
Oh, just see what a glorious kill
I cock the hammer and shoot your c***
I dont let no n***** try to loot my shop
[Chorus]
(Ho Lee F***) Oh, Wi Tu Lo?
(Bang Ding Ow) Wi Tu Lo?
Up on the rooftop, click, click, click
Down through the crosshair I shoot your d***
[Chorus]
Ho Lee F***, Wi Tu Lo?
Bang Ding POW!, Wi Tu Lo?
Up on the rooftop, click, click, click
Down through the crosshairs I shoot your d***
Down through the crosshairs I shoot your d*** Up on the Rooftop (1992)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ewpYTn_DB1M/mqdefault.jpg)


![Jingle Balls (1973)
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Rare 70s soul cover version of Harold Bawls Christmas hit single Jingle Balls performed by Jimmy Shaft and The Sweater Puppies.
Lyrics
[Chorus]
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to rub my big b*lls in your face (Hey!)
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jingle my b*lls in your face
[Verse]
Slapping stupid h*es, to put b*tches in their place
Under my crotch you go, tea bagging your face
Sweaty n*t sack drips, grab my p*nis tight
What fun it is to rub and squeeze my jingle b*lls tonight Jingle Balls (1973)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fR6-1Gp-QiM/mqdefault.jpg)
![Cold as ICE (1977)
Rare copy of the never released original version of the 1977 classic rock hit Cold as ICE by Foreigners.
LYRICS
[Verse 1]
Youre as cold as ICE
Theyre willing to blast your face with g*ns
Youre gonna pay the price
Come win a stupid prize, FAFO
[Pre-Chorus]
Weve seen it before, the liberals lost their minds
They open the door, let the third world inside
Youre blocking the road, try driving away
Goods no longer breathing, cause some cops dont play
[Chorus]
Youll be cold as ICE
Theyre killing this b*tch that tried to run
You can roll the dice
Someday youll pay the price, FAFO
[Pre-Chorus]
Weve seen this before, the liberals lost their minds
You opened the door, for a Pretti Good time
Youre bringing a g*n, you stand in their way
Get more than a beating, cause ICE doesnt play
[Guitar Solo]
[Bridge]
(Cold as ICE)
You know that you are
(Cold as ICE)
As cold as ICE f*ck yeah
(Cold as ICE)
[Chorus Outro]
Youre as cold as ICE
Cold as ICE, FAFO
Yes I know
Cold as ICE
Cold as ICE, FAFO
Yes I know
Youre as cold as ICE
Cold as ICE, f*ck yeah
Oh f*ck yeah Cold as ICE (1977)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fdRxG0YwD30/mqdefault.jpg)
![You Drive Like Sh*t (1985)
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Rare 80s cassingle funk pop version of Drive Like Sh*t by Nick Ross and The Patriots.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Baby!
You drive like sh*t
Did you see that car that you almost hit
Id rather take the bus instead
Riding with you Im gonna end up dead
[Turnaround]
Dont ask me if I need a lift
Baby you drive like sh*t
[Verse 2]
She just ran through a four way stop
I aint trying to get stopped by the cops
Baby! Why the hell did I let you drive
Its a miracle that youre still alive
[Turnaround]
Dont ask me if I need a lift
Baby you drive like sh*t
[Chorus]
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My girl is driving
Watch out! My girl drives like sh*t
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My girl is driving
Watch out! My girl drives like sh*t
[Bridge]
Girl! youre such a sh*tty driver
How the funk you get your license
She says she never crashed before
Except one time she got hit by a parked car You Drive Like Sh*t (1985)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/g78UPBPWGd8/mqdefault.jpg)