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"Strong Leg" Larry Jefferson was a highly successful soul singer and ruthless "strong arm" record deal negotiator. Larry was notorious for cutting out all the bull sh*t talk by putting his money and his foot where your mouth is. Larry would walk into the conference room, tell everyone to shut up, then play this record full blast as he kicked the sh*t out of everyone in the room until they cut him a fair deal.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
My temper is short
My patience is thin
I ain't got time
For this bull sh*t again
[Chorus 1]
N*gro please (please please)
N*gro please (please please)
Don't fuck with me (don't f*ck with me)
N*gro please
[Verse 2]
You're playing with fire
You're pushing your luck
Say that one more time
I will f*ck you up
[Chorus 2]
N*gro please (please please)
N*gro please (please please)
Don't f*ck with me (don't f*ck with me)
N*gro please
[Bridge]
Quit all your b*tching (please shut up)
Stop complaining (shut the f*ck up)
Or I will beat you (beat that a**)
Beyond explaining (what happened?)
[Verse 3]
My temper is short
My patience is thin
I ain't got time
For this bull sh*t again
[Chorus 3]
N*gro please (please please)
N*gro please (please please)
Don't f*ck with me (don't f*ck with me)
N*gro please
Oh no
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"Strong Leg" Larry Jefferson was a highly successful soul singer and ruthless "strong arm" record deal negotiator. Larry was notorious for cutting out all the bull sh*t talk by putting his money and his foot where your mouth is. Larry would walk into the conference room, tell everyone to shut up, then play this record full blast as he kicked the sh*t out of everyone in the room until they cut him a fair deal.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
My temper is short
My patience is thin
I ain't got time
For this bull sh*t again
[Chorus 1]
N*gro please (please please)
N*gro please (please please)
Don't fuck with me (don't f*ck with me)
N*gro please
[Verse 2]
You're playing with fire
You're pushing your luck
Say that one more time
I will f*ck you up
[Chorus 2]
N*gro please (please please)
N*gro please (please please)
Don't f*ck with me (don't f*ck with me)
N*gro please
[Bridge]
Quit all your b*tching (please shut up)
Stop complaining (shut the f*ck up)
Or I will beat you (beat that a**)
Beyond explaining (what happened?)
[Verse 3]
My temper is short
My patience is thin
I ain't got time
For this bull sh*t again
[Chorus 3]
N*gro please (please please)
N*gro please (please please)
Don't f*ck with me (don't f*ck with me)
N*gro please
Oh no
![Up on the Rooftop (1992)
Extremery rare Korean version of the horiday crassic Up On The Housetop written and performed by Kim Yoon-ju & Park Se-jin.
RYRICS
[Intro]
(Ho, ho, ho)
(Ho, ho, ho)
(Up on the rooftop)
(Ho, ho, ho)
[Verse 1]
Up on the rooftop, of my shop
With some shotguns and my glock
Blast from my rifle with lots of noise
Aim for your little nuts, shoot your groin
[Chorus]
(Ho Lee F***) Oh, Wi Tu Lo?
(Bang Ding Ow) Wi Tu Lo?
Up on the rooftop, click, click, click
Down through the crosshair I shoot your d***
[Verse 2]
We have a stocking of shotgun shells
I will send you, straight to hell
Dont take long hurry up and buy
I watch you steal with my slanty eyes
[Chorus]
(Ho Lee F***) Wi Tu Lo?
(Bang Ding POW!) Wi Tu Lo?
Up on the rooftop, clack, clack, clack
Down through the crosshairs I shoot your a**
[Verse 3]
Look down the barrel at looter Bill
Oh, just see what a glorious kill
I cock the hammer and shoot your c***
I dont let no n***** try to loot my shop
[Chorus]
(Ho Lee F***) Oh, Wi Tu Lo?
(Bang Ding Ow) Wi Tu Lo?
Up on the rooftop, click, click, click
Down through the crosshair I shoot your d***
[Chorus]
Ho Lee F***, Wi Tu Lo?
Bang Ding POW!, Wi Tu Lo?
Up on the rooftop, click, click, click
Down through the crosshairs I shoot your d***
Down through the crosshairs I shoot your d*** Up on the Rooftop (1992)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ewpYTn_DB1M/mqdefault.jpg)


![Jingle Balls (1973)
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Rare 70s soul cover version of Harold Bawls Christmas hit single Jingle Balls performed by Jimmy Shaft and The Sweater Puppies.
Lyrics
[Chorus]
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to rub my big b*lls in your face (Hey!)
Jingle b*lls, jingle b*lls, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to jingle my b*lls in your face
[Verse]
Slapping stupid h*es, to put b*tches in their place
Under my crotch you go, tea bagging your face
Sweaty n*t sack drips, grab my p*nis tight
What fun it is to rub and squeeze my jingle b*lls tonight Jingle Balls (1973)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fR6-1Gp-QiM/mqdefault.jpg)
![Cold as ICE (1977)
Rare copy of the never released original version of the 1977 classic rock hit Cold as ICE by Foreigners.
LYRICS
[Verse 1]
Youre as cold as ICE
Theyre willing to blast your face with g*ns
Youre gonna pay the price
Come win a stupid prize, FAFO
[Pre-Chorus]
Weve seen it before, the liberals lost their minds
They open the door, let the third world inside
Youre blocking the road, try driving away
Goods no longer breathing, cause some cops dont play
[Chorus]
Youll be cold as ICE
Theyre killing this b*tch that tried to run
You can roll the dice
Someday youll pay the price, FAFO
[Pre-Chorus]
Weve seen this before, the liberals lost their minds
You opened the door, for a Pretti Good time
Youre bringing a g*n, you stand in their way
Get more than a beating, cause ICE doesnt play
[Guitar Solo]
[Bridge]
(Cold as ICE)
You know that you are
(Cold as ICE)
As cold as ICE f*ck yeah
(Cold as ICE)
[Chorus Outro]
Youre as cold as ICE
Cold as ICE, FAFO
Yes I know
Cold as ICE
Cold as ICE, FAFO
Yes I know
Youre as cold as ICE
Cold as ICE, f*ck yeah
Oh f*ck yeah Cold as ICE (1977)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fdRxG0YwD30/mqdefault.jpg)
![You Drive Like Sh*t (1985)
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Rare 80s cassingle funk pop version of Drive Like Sh*t by Nick Ross and The Patriots.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Baby!
You drive like sh*t
Did you see that car that you almost hit
Id rather take the bus instead
Riding with you Im gonna end up dead
[Turnaround]
Dont ask me if I need a lift
Baby you drive like sh*t
[Verse 2]
She just ran through a four way stop
I aint trying to get stopped by the cops
Baby! Why the hell did I let you drive
Its a miracle that youre still alive
[Turnaround]
Dont ask me if I need a lift
Baby you drive like sh*t
[Chorus]
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My girl is driving
Watch out! My girl drives like sh*t
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My girl is driving
Watch out! My girl drives like sh*t
[Bridge]
Girl! youre such a sh*tty driver
How the funk you get your license
She says she never crashed before
Except one time she got hit by a parked car You Drive Like Sh*t (1985)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/g78UPBPWGd8/mqdefault.jpg)
![No Means YES (1982)
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Funk cover version of No Means YES by Elroy Jackson.
Lyrics
[Intro]
T minus ten nine
Eight seven six five
Four three and two one
We have lift off
Oh!
[Verse 1]
Yo I was flying through space
when I had a total recall of three titties in my face
Gonna trap her with my tractor beam
Theres no stopping this ship from docking
[Verse 2]
Im from Mars and youre from Venus
I wanna fly to Uranus with my penis
Outer space is the place to be
Where nobody can hear you scream
[Chorus]
Outer space is the best (the best!)
The only place where no (no) always means yes (yes!)
Outer space is the best (the best!)
The only place where no (no!) always means yes (yes!)
[Verse 4]
Im just chillin in the holodeck
Run big booty simulation number six
Gonna take you to other planets
Where no one can stop these sexual advances
[Verse 5]
Its a total vacuum in outer space
Now I got my crotch air locked to your face
In outer space theres no where to escape
Red alert cuz Im about to engage
[Bridge]
Hey there princess Laya
I really wanna lay ya
I dont care what you say uh
Cuz in outer space no means yay yuh No Means YES (1982)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gLap2fvC6dI/mqdefault.jpg)



![I Whoop That A** Side C (1969)
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Rare side C of I Whoop That Ass by Charlie Murphy and The Line Steppers. In this edition, Charlie and his band take their habitual infighting to the ring in a professional sanctioned fight. Charlie and the band decided to make their own rules for the fight, which at that time could only be described as Musician Martial Arts.
Lyrics
[Verse]
The whooping aint over
Heard you think your tough
Gotta let you know
I will f*** you up
I whoop that a**
For talking all that shit
Spank that a**
Till you tap like a b*tch
No I aint playing
Im here to kick a**
Whoop that a**
Its time to punch face
Im the one who brings you pain in the ring
Ill whoop that a** until the bell rings
[Verse 2]
Already know that I do not play
Throw a punch like Im cutting down hay
I whoop that a**
Every single night
Spank that a**
Till they stop the fight I Whoop That A** Side C (1969)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/h2PA92gf-eI/mqdefault.jpg)