Uploaded September 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Six years after the release of 3 Houses...the franchise of Fire Emblem faces its end at the hands of casual fake fans. Will you join them for an endless game of Settlers of Catan skinwalking as a strategy game? Or will you take up the spear of the TRUE protagonist, Eshmel, and face the Demon God Balor, KNOWING it will be no easy task?!
Be warned, for each lord you choose not to save the danger will grow ever more GRAVE - you will be called an elitist, a right-wing gooner, subjected to torrents of Bara, Furry, Futa, AND Yuri in place of character discussion...perhaps you may even believe YOURSELF to be the phony fan...
As the greatest tacticians in Dagda, this my burden to bear...
We have no idea how the Eshmel solo path will work or if it's even possible, but we'll give it a shot! My hope is that it will play like a REAL Fire Emblem game where we go chapter to chapter, no fluff. Doing this may spoil the story early, but if the story is about the 4 lords...well, they're all dead without our help anyway so going leeroy and rushing the end won't ruin their arcs.
If it's awful and unplayable, then we'll admit defeat and play normally - all of my graphics are for the Heroic Games setting anyway, I need to get value out of my investment!
Thanks to DavisG for help with the intro!
youtube.com/@DavisG603
Consider evolving into a mighty Patreon!
patreon.com/ImportedCheese
Join my Discord, the Cellar!
discord.gg/GCUYbtVvvg
Timestamps
00:00 Just skip this, nothing happens
3:46:35 Underworld Gate Battle vs Drake of the 99 Dahr Mahns
5:52:02 Underworld Gate Battle vs Hoenn
7:41:30 Final Boss Phase 1!
8:52:15 The Great Calamity
11:13:28 Day 3 Meme review!
Six years after the release of 3 Houses...the franchise of Fire Emblem faces its end at the hands of casual fake fans. Will you join them for an endless game of Settlers of Catan skinwalking as a strategy game? Or will you take up the spear of the TRUE protagonist, Eshmel, and face the Demon God Balor, KNOWING it will be no easy task?!
Be warned, for each lord you choose not to save the danger will grow ever more GRAVE - you will be called an elitist, a right-wing gooner, subjected to torrents of Bara, Furry, Futa, AND Yuri in place of character discussion...perhaps you may even believe YOURSELF to be the phony fan...
As the greatest tacticians in Dagda, this my burden to bear...
We have no idea how the Eshmel solo path will work or if it's even possible, but we'll give it a shot! My hope is that it will play like a REAL Fire Emblem game where we go chapter to chapter, no fluff. Doing this may spoil the story early, but if the story is about the 4 lords...well, they're all dead without our help anyway so going leeroy and rushing the end won't ruin their arcs.
If it's awful and unplayable, then we'll admit defeat and play normally - all of my graphics are for the Heroic Games setting anyway, I need to get value out of my investment!
Thanks to DavisG for help with the intro!
youtube.com/@DavisG603
Consider evolving into a mighty Patreon!
patreon.com/ImportedCheese
Join my Discord, the Cellar!
discord.gg/GCUYbtVvvg
Timestamps
00:00 Just skip this, nothing happens
3:46:35 Underworld Gate Battle vs Drake of the 99 Dahr Mahns
5:52:02 Underworld Gate Battle vs Hoenn
7:41:30 Final Boss Phase 1!
8:52:15 The Great Calamity
11:13:28 Day 3 Meme review!










